Review: Milking Hole Wa

Product: Milking Hole Wa (Milking HOLE 輪[わ])
Manufacturer: DNA Japan
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 350g
Retailers: Motsu Toys* / otonaJP* / Kanojo Toys*

– This product was provided by Motsu Toys* for masturbation review purposes
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It’s a Friday night and you’ve just finished your shift at the local cabbage factory. “Haha wow, boy do I need a drink” you tell an old lady shuffling nearby. She recoils in horror, furiously vibrating around a corner with the newfound speed of at least four snails combined.

You look down and realise you’re covered in several layers of cabbage. Oh, right. “I’m sorry old lady, I work at the cabbage factory!” But it’s too late, she’s long gone. RIP.

Nobody understands the perils of a cabbage factory employee.

At least the walk home is a pleasant one; that crisp evening breeze sends your eternal cabbage-drenched scent downwind, summoning an army of zombie rabbits with each step. You never question why – purely from absolute fear of what answer could possibly arise.

Passing through the seedy backstreets, you spot a new establishment with bright lights and animated displays featuring cartoon cows with big tits and even bigger udders. It’s completely out-of-place, sandwiched between a pawn shop selling a lone copy of Madden NFL ’98 and some joint that desperately promises any cheques to Nigeria will be processed within 72 days.

‘Milking Hole Wa’

You already find yourself asking what that even means. Milking hole… wa? Wa-what?

Suddenly, a figure emergences from the entrance. Oh god, oh fuck – it’s Waluigi.

“Hey mate, rough night at the cabbage factory huh?” He asks.

Life gleams back into your very soul. “Y-yeah, haha…” you reply. “How did you know?”

Waluigi smiles, twirling his mustache. “You’ve got cabbage all over you and the cabbage factory is just down the street.” Ah.

He removes the glove on his right hand with a loud snap. “Welcome to the Milking Hole, waaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“

This is the Milking Hole Wa from DNA Japan. There’s already been a few entries in this series, but I absolutely chose this one purely because of the anime gal on the box art. I swear, slap a fake tan and bleached hair on an expired packet of ham and I’d probably still get hard as diamonds.

Luckily my dick’s been rewarded in this instance, as Milking Hole Wa is surprisingly fuckin’ nice.

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

Check out this packaging, it has a secret! Get ready!

Ooohhwwwwoooooooo-oooohhhh

Ah. It’s a slip cover. Would have been nice if the nude version underneath was like… a full colour and not something I’d expect to see jittering in the corner of my room during the witching hour, but oh well!

Little sample pack of lube too, which blends nicely into my highly professional backdrop of wrinkly-ass bedsheets.

Milking Hole Wa is a bit beastly in its design, especially with that entry point lookin’ like you’re about to fuck a tractor tire. Finally, an onahole for the Farming Simulator VR community.

The top and bottom are made of super thick, chunky material while the middle section is quite a lot softer and thinner by comparison. I was initially worried the whole thing would feel unbalanced, but that’s thankfully not the case.

Basically it’s nice and comfy to hold for extended sessions. Having your hand gravitate right into that middle groove also ensures you won’t lose your grip in the off-chance you’ve gotten pre-cum and lube all over the same hand you’re using the onahole with.

Ever gotten a phone call mid-wank which startled you to the point of the onahole popping off your cock and landing on the keyboard with a soggy thud, only to answer the phone with heavy ‘sorry was just out jogging and surely not at all masturbating haha’ breathes only to discover it was a spam call?

G-guys?!

Oh yeah, you can also do this:

 

– Feeling –

Firstly, hoooly shit please coat the entrance with a good amount of lube. Like all around that ring. The first time going in I made the mistake of thinking a little bit would be enough to slip inside, only to find my dick rejected and crushed into the shape an accordion.

The entry point is a tough, crushing squeeze on the ol’ head, but given what DNA Japan’s gone for here I can understand why.

Milking Hole Wa is basically all about its unrelenting suction. It needs to keep the air trapped in there the best it can, which just so happens to require an iron grip seal around the base of your shaft once you’re in.

Things don’t exactly start off too exciting. The first few pumps don’t deliver much of anything, feeling more like you’ve just rammed into an open void. It’ll be like this every time you start off, so maybe nooot the best onahole if you’re looking for to get off in a hurry.

Give it some though and Milking Hole Wa *really* begins to shine. The walls start pulsing with each stroke, going from a smothering crush into your shaft and back again. Each yank up causes three main stimulation points – a series a chunky rings – to grind the length of your cock, only to ease up when you pull back down.

This is all while a vacuum chamber continues to build, sucking on your head like there’s no tomorrow. Maybe there won’t be? It’s a mystery. Regardless, this is some pretty crazy stuff. Feels like it’s always pulling you in further even if there’s nowhere left to go.

Once you’ve gotten into a nice wanking rhythm, the temptation to simply keep stroking faster and faster is pretty strong. Milking Hole Wa encourages it.

I think the key here is while the suction is some of the most powerful I’ve felt in an onahole of this size, there’s not a whole lot happening in terms of hardcore stimulation. The walls are fairly basic and only hit key ‘ah yes that makes my penis feel the GOOD™’ points in a mild way. It’ll definitely get tight, but it never retains an overwhelming level.

The overall sensation is like taking off your pants in a wind tunnel, and when you’re ready to cum holy FUCK – it absolutely lives up to that milking name. You get fuckin’ drained; every last drop sucked out of your urethra with a level of force that feels like your cock just turned into some kind of cum laser.

I’ve had orgasms inside this leave me blankly flopped in my chair half-dead from pleasure.

Just be aware Milking Hole Wa will get ridiculously loud during use. You can’t be stealthy here in the slightest, as the air pressure occasionally gets forced out mid-thrust and makes a big sloppy burst of noise sure to put the entire neighbourhood on high alert.

“Who’s fucking me tractor at this time of night?!”

Here’s the other three Milking Holes, they all have different tunnel designs.

– Cleaning –

I’ve had no issues here. Flushing the tunnel out under running water is a painless process – unless said water is of the boiling variety – and it’s certainly easier to cram a cloth or drying stick into that tight entry than it is a penis.

The material has held up fine so far (almost three weeks of use), no loss of texture or damage.

– Summary –

Ultimately, Milking Hole Wa delivers on the sensation of being… well, milked? That tunnel builds up an absurd level of suction which keeps dragging your head further and further in towards the end chamber. It’s loud and it’s sloppy, but you can get some hyper endurance wanks from this thing that absolutely suck you dry.

This is a slow burn though, so not really the kind of onahole you can expect immediate results from. Even then once you get into the swing of things the stimulation may be a tad light for some folks. Just a wild vacuum chamber constantly attempting to steal your soul – urethra style.

Milking Hole Wa

+ Crazy high level of suction, builds up a massive vacuum chamber over time that feels incredible
+ High quality material, very durable. You’d sure hope so considering it’s like $40 but hey
+ Great for extended sessions, feels obscenely good to finally shoot a load as it’ll keep on tugging

– The entry point itself is like a fucking brick, lube it up well or prepare for pain
– This onahole is VERY loud. Not recommended if you live with others and want some quiet time, because everyone’s gonna hear it
– Can take a while to get going, might be frustrating if you want instant satisfaction

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