Update: This competition has now ended. Congratulations to Brain Drain!
I figure to celebrate the fact that my penis didn’t fall off after the last review, it’s probably time for a new competition! But like, for a good onahole – not for one that’d cause immediate despair.
So hey, how about Waluigi’s onahole of choice, the Milking Hole Wa. I reviewed one of these back in January and there’s been a spare one sitting around ever since then. MotsuToys accidently sent me two, or maybe it was on purpose for this exact sorta thing? Either way, big thanks to MotsuToys!
– The prize –
That’s right, your very own copy of Russell Grant’s Astrology for DS. You’ll be the envy of essentially every living organism and their orgasms on the planet. “Wow is that the world famous Russell Grant’s Astrology? Can I have a go?” Someone will surely ask during your public act of dry humping the box.
And the Milking Hole Wa onahole, naturally!
– How to enter –
Another nice and easy one. Just leave a comment below! Anything’s good, but *please make sure to fill in the email field* so I can contact the winner (your email won’t show up publicly). One entry per person, thanks!
Entries close by the end of May 15th. Any time zone, whatever. The winner will be chosen at random and notified by email. This competition is open to everyone worldwide. Packaging can be removed upon request. The onahole packaging that is. Not Russell.
Good luck! 🙂
Oh my fucking god lmao, the related images defaulting to spoiled tagged dick pics and cum. EVERY TIME. NO MATTER WHAT.
(this is not me entering the comp i’m just absolutely blown away how busted wordpress is :’) )
Glad to hear the willy survived! thanks for starting this competition, fingers crossed!
Good luck to all! Let’s goo!
Russell judges us all.
Good luck everyone and glad to hear your bits have survived!
I think I still have my DS around somewhere…
Nice I need a new ds game
Good luck everyone! Bless Russell!
Both offers in the picture seem like a fine choice to me.
Commenting for the gyaru goodness!
im here for that juicy Russell Grant’s Astrology…
Obviously the only way I can come is with Russel
Good that you have survived the last onahole xD I’m in it for Russel!
Maybe I’ll get to see why this astrology game is so… revered.
Winning an onahole would make my life complete
Give me the pu$$¥ boss
Tú absoluto hombre loco, giving away an onahole and one of humanity’s final treasures that might end up as a ceremonial chip in a future museum? Dude your cock didn’t fall off but your heart went massive on this one thx and good luck everyone!
I always wanted to have sex with Russel grant
i would like to use this onahole to create cum, please help me on this endeavor!
Sure, winning an onahole would be nice. But no joke I would actually be more excited that I won a copy of Russell Grant’s Astrology.
Can’t wait to stick my cock in some plastic while Daddy Grant watches from the sidelines
Sorry Russell Grant’s Astrology, I can’t help being such a Taurus
Fuck that onahole i’m all about that copy of Russell Grant’s Astrology for the DS !!!! Wawawawa
Honestly tanlines are the #1 tag, nothing else competes
I was just in the market for a new onahole. I don’t know if you remember but I told you about the tornado onahole I bought at motsutoys a while back. That thing broke on my last week. Straight up poked my dick through the side. So I need a replacement 😛
If you want, I can write a review for your blog. It was a really fun onahole, really sad it ripped. Been practicing the joke stories recently, as you might have seen from my comment on the previous post.
Also, incase you don’t remember the onahole, it was this one https://www.motsutoys.nl/tornado-roruseki.html A pretty cheap one so the built quality kinda makes sense.
Anyways, best of luck to all who enter. According to the blog its a good one!
Oh man, Russell Grant’s Astrology is the good stuff! Your blog is always a good read and has helped me with my onahole purchases, thanks!
oppai
Russell Grant’s Astrology? I’m already turned on.
She seems like a nice lady 🙂
In for 1 Russell copy 😀
I’m not going to lie I’m only in it for the Russell Grant game
Based and coomerpilled
Cooming for Russ tbh
I hope for your own sake you don’t test again 2$ onaholes XDDDD
An onahole and Russels visage, what more could you ask for
You ever think about how one day Russell Grant might one day find out about your esteemed body of work, and how he would react to it? He always struck me as the kind of guy who’d enjoy a good onahole.
What we don’t know is that the cheap onahole made your penis radioactive turning it into a supervillian.
Good luck to all
Pls
I’ll get the hole for bf and the game for myself to display in all its glory
Aight, bet. I’m in the mood to have my soul sucked out.
gyaru manko
Thanks for all that you do man, highly entertaining.
Some witty comment about astrology and wa.
Very nice of WordPress to link this contest after reading the review! GL all!
give me tha milk
I’ve come to use the hidden features showcased in the actual review. Should be a good time while I play DS with my other hand.
Thanks once more for being the premier (and possibly only) English-speaking onahole reviewer! I hope my cock is safe in your hands!
Mmm monke
Might as well take a shot at the prize.
Thanks again and good luck everyone
RNG Gods bless ma dick!
Good luck everyone in getting the *checks notes* Russell Onahole !
This is the winning comment!
LET’S GET IT
Guess gotta Pray to the Waluigi god now 😀
Damn bro free russle I’m losing money not entering
Good ol’ WordPress showing off your dong to all of the world out there
Gyaru with tanlines? What more could I ask for.
Entering! Thanks for the giveaway!
Free milky fuck hue hue let’s get it
Here for the milking hole secret bonus feature
Let’s goo. Since I’m gonna be living alone for the first time soon this is the perfect time to get one of these.
Entering purely for the DS games you understand
A tan girl and a bonus DS game, sign me up.
It’s fap time !
I cannot wait to learn about astrology!
If I win this will be my second onahole
Thank you for this opportunity
Astrology and milking, sure, why not?
Thanks for the giveaway and good luck everyone!
good luck to all! lets go o/o/
You are gonna make me pull out my DS for this astrology game…
Fingers crossed I suppose
Strong penis indeed. Good luck everyone!
Based. The DS was truly a gift to the gods
thanks for the giveaway
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well, here goes nothing!
I just want the ds game
Kudos to your indestructible penis. May it reign forever through a legendary sonnet passed down from generation to generation.
glad your penis is okay. please never put it in danger again. we need that penis to endure quality holes for review content.
Hell yea I’m hoping to win Russ- I mean the onahole cheers
Me need to cum
i sure want those russell grant milkers
set bossman up
Yeah sure, go ahead.
Thanks for the giveaway Infernal, and good luck everyone!
You can keep the onahole, I’m here for Russell Grant’s Astrology
Finally, a giveaway I’m not too late to join in again anymore!
yes a giveaway let’s go : )
LET’S GOOO
An onahole and some top tier wank material, sign me up
Russell Grant is gonna make me cum faster than the onahole
Glad there’s an unused one for the giveaway lol.
Thanks for all the hard work love this blog. Pick me lol good luck everyone who
Visits this spanktastic forum
Time to break out the DS for a classic game
Might as well give it a go!
I’ll give this a shot
Comment!
Damn, I always did want to win one of your giveaways.
i will cum on the ds cart if i win
Such interesting prize, wow
In it only for the cool of Russell Grant’s astrologi game. The rest is just icing (phrasing…)
Very hot. Wonderfully written.
I feel like fucking the jagged corner of the ds box would have been better than that onahole you used.
Thanks monkey and motsutoys for the chance to win.
Good luck everyone and it would be nice to win something once in a lifetime …
Lets goooo
Leaving a last minute entry here… Was hesitating considering the amount of noise you said it made…
Good luck everyone
Probably too late but fuck it, here i am anyway wooo!
Still the 15th here so I should make it maybe
Nice a spare. Hope it’s still sealed 😉
Yay, I finally won something off the internets. Thanks to the great infernal monkey for making a great site.
Have to say thanks to infernal shipping this my way, both the holy russell and the milking hole. Have to say the hole was much better at its job then russell, I got some massive suction on it, where as russell just kinda sucked. Sadly there wasnt much lube in the hole, but I did get a few uses out of it. I give it 2 thumbs up and a dick up…calm down buddy you need a rest….where was I….yeah an awesome hole, going to try out a few more in the future.
Well a month or so later and the tan girl is still going strong, she has held up well in spite of using it every few days. Still deciding on what the next one will be once this girl gets put out to pasture. Hopefully not for a while yet though.
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