Competition! Win a Milking Hole Wa onahole

Update: This competition has now ended. Congratulations to Brain Drain!

I figure to celebrate the fact that my penis didn’t fall off after the last review, it’s probably time for a new competition! But like, for a good onahole – not for one that’d cause immediate despair.

So hey, how about Waluigi’s onahole of choice, the Milking Hole Wa. I reviewed one of these back in January and there’s been a spare one sitting around ever since then. MotsuToys accidently sent me two, or maybe it was on purpose for this exact sorta thing? Either way, big thanks to MotsuToys!

– The prize – 

That’s right, your very own copy of Russell Grant’s Astrology for DS. You’ll be the envy of essentially every living organism and their orgasms on the planet. “Wow is that the world famous Russell Grant’s Astrology? Can I have a go?” Someone will surely ask during your public act of dry humping the box.

And the Milking Hole Wa onahole, naturally!

– How to enter –

Another nice and easy one. Just leave a comment below! Anything’s good, but *please make sure to fill in the email field* so I can contact the winner (your email won’t show up publicly). One entry per person, thanks!

Entries close by the end of May 15th. Any time zone, whatever. The winner will be chosen at random and notified by email. This competition is open to everyone worldwide. Packaging can be removed upon request. The onahole packaging that is. Not Russell.

Good luck! 🙂

116 thoughts on “Competition! Win a Milking Hole Wa onahole”

  1. Oh my fucking god lmao, the related images defaulting to spoiled tagged dick pics and cum. EVERY TIME. NO MATTER WHAT.

    (this is not me entering the comp i’m just absolutely blown away how busted wordpress is :’) )

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  2. Tú absoluto hombre loco, giving away an onahole and one of humanity’s final treasures that might end up as a ceremonial chip in a future museum? Dude your cock didn’t fall off but your heart went massive on this one thx and good luck everyone!

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  3. Sure, winning an onahole would be nice. But no joke I would actually be more excited that I won a copy of Russell Grant’s Astrology.

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  4. I was just in the market for a new onahole. I don’t know if you remember but I told you about the tornado onahole I bought at motsutoys a while back. That thing broke on my last week. Straight up poked my dick through the side. So I need a replacement 😛

    If you want, I can write a review for your blog. It was a really fun onahole, really sad it ripped. Been practicing the joke stories recently, as you might have seen from my comment on the previous post.

    Also, incase you don’t remember the onahole, it was this one https://www.motsutoys.nl/tornado-roruseki.html A pretty cheap one so the built quality kinda makes sense.

    Anyways, best of luck to all who enter. According to the blog its a good one!

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  5. You ever think about how one day Russell Grant might one day find out about your esteemed body of work, and how he would react to it? He always struck me as the kind of guy who’d enjoy a good onahole.

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  6. I’ve come to use the hidden features showcased in the actual review. Should be a good time while I play DS with my other hand.

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  7. Thanks once more for being the premier (and possibly only) English-speaking onahole reviewer! I hope my cock is safe in your hands!

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  8. Let’s goo. Since I’m gonna be living alone for the first time soon this is the perfect time to get one of these.

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  9. Kudos to your indestructible penis. May it reign forever through a legendary sonnet passed down from generation to generation.

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  10. glad your penis is okay. please never put it in danger again. we need that penis to endure quality holes for review content.

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  11. Thanks for all the hard work love this blog. Pick me lol good luck everyone who
    Visits this spanktastic forum

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  12. Have to say thanks to infernal shipping this my way, both the holy russell and the milking hole. Have to say the hole was much better at its job then russell, I got some massive suction on it, where as russell just kinda sucked. Sadly there wasnt much lube in the hole, but I did get a few uses out of it. I give it 2 thumbs up and a dick up…calm down buddy you need a rest….where was I….yeah an awesome hole, going to try out a few more in the future.

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  13. Well a month or so later and the tan girl is still going strong, she has held up well in spite of using it every few days. Still deciding on what the next one will be once this girl gets put out to pasture. Hopefully not for a while yet though.

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