Hey guys, it’s been exactly FOUR BILLION YEARS since the last review. Sorry! Didn’t really intend for a bottle of anime girl fart spray to be the blog’s entire output for about a month and a half, but that’s how the wind blows I guess.
Just been a bit of a rough time lately and I honestly wasn’t in the right mindset to write anything. On top of a bunch of other things, Sydney’s currently in its like… 8th week of lockdown thanks to the Delta shit? 9th? Something. There’s no bloody end.
It was doin’ my head in for a while there. Not even the good kind of head. Probably would have ended up forcing some real dry ‘this onahole feels ok I enjoyed it and then I had dinner’ sorta content which is no fun.
Unless the ‘dinner’ was another onahole.
But yeah, just took a break from internet stuff entirely and tried to sort my shit out. It kinda worked when I realised there’s not much to do otherwise. Keen to get back into… getting back into onaholes! Thanks for your patience. :’)
I’ve got two reviews lined up and about four products from ages ago that I’ve yet to even open, so things should start flowing again real soon. O-out of my fingers. Cum fingers.
Oh yeah, I’ve saved up enough for some new comps too, so I’ll hopefully get one kicked off tomorrow!
In the meantime here’s a super quick review for ‘big inflatable arse you can stick to a flat surface’.
I don’t get it, 10/10.
Oh whoops also, I dunno if anyone followed me on Twitter, but they recently nuked my account with no explanation. 🙁
I’m at @infernalonahole now!
Dude I don’t think anyone will get mad at you for taking time to care for yourself, and if they do then they can FUCK RIGHT OFF!
You’re a cool guy with a good sense of humour, just hang in there, life wont be like this forever.
Thanks mate <3
Still waiting for new foot fetish toy to release…
Yeah, it’s been years at this point. 🙁 Hopefully Tamatoys take another crack it it after they stop making brain-themed onaholes…
Id really like to see your opinion / reviews of a few breast toys, kanojotoy.com has some very large breast toys and there’s a comoany called RoyalCrown if i remember correctly that has some extremely realistic looking breast toys for paizuri or just using as a pillow, they are a bit spendy but if you started a patreon and for each goal you could get new toys, theres all sorts of large booty toys out there, half legs, torso dolls, if you cant get that stuff in ozzland I’m sorry lol, but would be cool to see the breast toys reviews, im interested in a few of them, I have the magic eyes 2600g icup breasts in white and tan and they are both very soft, however I’ve been looking at some larger pairs and they look incredible, I just can’t find any reviews or ratings on them 🙃
CrownPeaks.com* not royalcrown
Hmmm! I can take a look, maybe some company could send me some tits to review haha.
Torso dolls unfortunately might be pretty difficult to get shipped here these days. D:
Dinner review when??
Had good texture, felt nice going in!
Wouldn’t recommend reusing the same dinner afterwards though.
How long should I wait before going into the dinner? Last time I had lasagna it was a little to hot and got burned.
Great to have see you back, we see the covid news about Australia every now and then, stay strong mate!
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