Review: Drift Spiral 471

Product: Drift Spiral 471 (ドリフトスパイラル471)
Manufacturer: Toy’s Heart
Measurements: length – 15.5cm, weight – 471g
Retailers: Kimochii Shop / otonaJP* / J-List* / Kanojo Toys* / ToyDemon*

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Alright, imagine this okay? Get ready. How about… having sex with a cool girl who owns an equally cool motorcycle?

“Wow sure, that’d be pretty neat I guess”.

Good idea for an onahole hey. Toy’s Heart should make that and ship it right no- WAIT, NO. THAT’S EASY MODE. DENIED. How about having sex with the motorcycle itself? Imagine grinding your cock into the grooves of that well-worn tire.

“Hmm, not too sure about that”.

HOLD ON. YOU HAVEN’T HEARD THE BEST PART – THE MAIN SELLING POINT.

*FOUR* MOTORCYCLES.

FOUR COOL MOTORCYCLES OWNED BY FOUR COOL GIRLS. ALL RACING ACROSS YOUR PENIS AT THE SAME TIME TO GET IT OVER THE FINISH LINE.

“Please get out of my bathroom”.

Because yeah, that’s basically the concept behind Drift Spiral 471. It’s not even remotely attempting to simulate a vagina or anything; the internal design consists of tire treads and the entire bloody thing is shaped like an exhaust pipe. Beautiful.

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

EVERYONE IS HERE.

Gonna be honest, at first I thought it was shaped like a flower vase or some shit. I had no idea what they were going for and just assumed it was a weird blob – didn’t hit for me for ages until I realised “OH RIGHT, MOTORCYCLE THEMED”. But yeah, it’s an exhaust pipe. Cool. Me brain good.

And while it’s neat Toy’s Heart were 101% committed to the gimmick – real Donkey Kong Country style – this definitely isn’t the most exciting onahole to look at. Even if it is pretty cool being able to see those jagged treads spiralling down from the entrance.

DID YOU KNOW? – Drift Spiral 471 weighs 471 grams, which explains the origin of ham.

The material itself is excellent though. Toy’s Heart rarely disappoint here, and sure enough Drift Spiral 471 is a sturdy beast. There’s a real dense feel while still bein’ kinda fluffy, and no foul smell to it whatsoever. Onahole or pastry review? Impossible to tell.

(Please do not consume Drift Spiral 471 or attempt to fuck a pastry).

– Feeling –

Look, the initial entry point is not good. That’s it – that’s how I’m starting this paragraph. With words. Popping into Drift Spiral 90210 is a weirdly mushy, smooth sensation across your head that’ll have you contemplating life itself. Zero excitement and a total downer when your penis is… upper (??)

However, this trip to disappoint town quickly vanishes once you hit the textures inside. Toy’s Heart have this onahole graded on the higher end of stimulation and they’re not kidding, wow.

The first tire tread (‘Point 1’ on the scientific diagram above) which spirals around is both the thickest and closest together, tangling your head with a heavy jolt of pleasure. Each thrust results in a fairly chaotic sensation that’ll really grind against the frenulum. It’s good shit.

From here the tunnel continues to deliver some fairly hard stimulation until juuust after the halfway point, where it begins to thin out a tad.

Realistically the design consists of slightly different raised strings (they don’t look anything like the fancy promotional pictures would suggest), but they all knock against each other and hug your shaft nicely.

In my review notes I managed to type ‘a bit like chucking some toys into a sock and going wild’, which thinking back… yeah, sure. It’s kinda like that. Drift Spiral 471 is an aggressive ride that manages to strike extra hard when you least expect it.

(By ‘review notes’, I mean I tend to type whatever comes to my head mid-wank before cum comes out my other head – very messy).

The walls are also incredibly well padded, so you can get a solid squeeze going to further enhance the tunnel’s stimulation. This thickness extends to the end zone, and bloody hell it feels absolutely fantastic cumming into this thing. Almost gives the illusion of fucking a much larger hip toy or something.

One time I had a really intense sleep-deprived toss with this and shot a load so hard it also drained my lifeforce instead of just my balls, so I had this immediate microsleep only to just barely fumble with the onahole popping off my rapidly deflating cock.

It was pretty good until it fell on the floor. :'(

… t-the onahole.

Here, I have faithfully translated what the four girls are saying. Big sexy time ahoy.

– Cleaning –

Drift Spiral 471 is an absolute breeze to maintain; just take it to a mechanic and ask to use their bathroom sink uhehuehu.

But yeah nah, the material is flexible enough to easily flip inside-out when washing and it’ll dry without issue. The tunnel allows plenty of air and it’s not overly detailed inside, so there won’t be much chance of moisture getting trapped.

After a few weeks I did find the outside getting a little bit sticky, but that’s not too bad all things considered. It hasn’t gotten to the point where I’ve felt the need to slap on any cornflour/baby powder/cement yet.

Just be warned the onahole can make a pretty sloppy mess with lube as it tends to dribble right back out the entrance. Might not want to masturbate whilst sitting on the Mona Lisa for example.

– Summary –

Drift Spiral 471 is a beastly blob of an onahole that’ll aggressively target your head with each stroke. It’s some pretty high level stimulation to test your endurance, so probably best approached when you’re hard enough to shatter diamonds.

While the tire tread gimmick is massively exaggerated, I think Toy’s Heart really did deliver on the whole spiral texture sensation thing. The tunnel tangles around your shaft and plays it like a damn fiddle, which is exactly what putting your penis in a motorcycle’s exhaust pipe wouldn’t feel like. Everyone wins.

If you want something to get you off pretty quick and don’t mind that it looks like you’re fucking a fleshy flower vase, this might be worth checking out.

Review: Drift Spiral 471

+ Excellent high end stimulation with a tunnel design that’ll snap around your shaft and deliver some powerful blows to your head with each thrust
+ Easy to clean
+ High quality material with some nice squishy thickness to it

– The initial entry point is a bit underwhelming, and lube can leak out pretty easily during use. Just like a real bike probably
– Not well suited for slower sessions
– Holy shit it’s pretty expensive

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