Review: Sexual Squeeze

Product: Sexual Squeeze
Manufacturer: Hot Powers / otonaJP
Measurements: length – 14cm, weight – 360g
Retailers: otonaJP

– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes

There’s something oddly endearing about sex toys that feature blatant copies of popular characters on the box art purely in the hope someone will see it and go “oh right, I’m horny today” before attempting to pay for the product with cum.

Like imagine you’re running a sex toy store and there’s… I dunno, a cock pump with hyper-realistic fanart of Thomas the Tank Engine printed on it for absolutely no reason. Suddenly a customer dressed like the fuckin’ Fat Controller enters the scene, mumbling about everything Ringo Starr-style.

“Do you have anything for me? Thomas said to Percy” he says.

You’d be in for both the best and worst day of your life.

But yeah, outside of the occasional Tamatoys release or weird AliExpress bootleg thing, this trend has kinda rapidly died down in the last year or two. So boooy was I keen to see Sexual Squeeze just straight up have everyone’s favourite succubus from Darkstalkers on the cover – Jon Talbain Morrigan.

‘A mysterious succubus’!

Official art of Morrigan from Darkstalkers Chronicle: The Chaos Tower.

Wonderful. Anyway hey, this onahole is a collaboration between Hot Powers and retailer otonaJP – their second big joint effort following 2018’s pretty decent Fellamatio BLACK – so let’s clumsily end this sentence and jump into the next section below.

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

The genuinely fantastic artwork of this mysterious succubus™©℠® even has the same Scottish heritage as Morrigan. I’m glad the team had fun here. And yeah, being that this product’s exclusive to otonaJP, the entire packaging is in English.

There’s even cleaning tips which is pretty nice.

Remember not to lie to your onahole.

So what’s an onahole themed after a green-haired succubus look like exactly? That’s right baby:

A half-melted-lookin’ lime green blob full of air bubbles. Man. This is like the least visually appealing succu-puss ever, I love it.

The design itself consists of Hot Power’s own METEO material which I found kinda surprising, as it both looks and feels completely different to Fellamatio BLACK. Then again Hot Powers have always claimed this stuff can drastically change depending on the product; I guess I just wasn’t a true believer in black magic.

It feels slightly coarse in your hand and the flab rolls give you a nice solid grip during use, but fuck me – this thing was destined for the googly eye treatment.

But then I felt like I needed to take this further…

… to quickly discovered that not only is it quite difficult to draw a face on an onahole with permanent marker, but masturbating with said onahole mere seconds later results in very messy fingers.

Still though, the possibilities are endless here. Hot Powers and otonaJP could easily rebrand this onahole into all sorts of character parodies if they wanted.

Yep, two! Maybe even more! Endless…

But yeah, looks a bit funky but feels nice to hold and has no smell to it at all. Good stuff.

– Feeling –

I wasn’t quite sure what to expect from Sexual Squeeze going in, as the low res shots on otonaJP’s product listing didn’t really give much away, but who knew it’d be all right there in the title itself.

Basically ‘squeeze’ is right – this onahole chooses violence the moment you set foot and/or cock inside. Preferably the latter. These walls are absolutely chaotic, featuring large jagged folds that fight against your every thrust. Pushing in delivers a constant assault of stimulation as your head spreads the tunnel open, only for it to immediately wrap itself back around your shaft.

You can really feel it tugging and (sexual) squeezing harder and harder each time you pull the onahole back up, allowing some breathing room before slamming it back down again.

Again it’s sorta difficult to show how wild the tunnel actually is, because you look at those Game Boy quality jpg’s above and think “ah”, but this shit is intense. You don’t get much of a break here from the moment you enter and it’s dangerously easy to just get completely carried away.

You know those bizarre ads on like Pornhub that boast about making you cum in 30 seconds or whatever? They’re usually matched with some toilet-tier cartoon porn from 2002 or whatever, it’s great. Anyway yeah, Sexual Squeeze can do that if you’re really backed up and go full feral. You gotta watch out!

There’s been a few times now where I’ve been absolutely bustin’ to bust and shot my load heaps quicker than expected in Sexual Squeeze, only to go back in for a second, slower round almost immediately. The cum just makes everything a little bit tighter inside.

Who’s gonna judge anyway? The people in the apartment over the road when I leave my blinds up and make caveman noises? Good, let ’em.

– Cleaning –

Very simple stuff here. Despite the thick, clustered tunnel it’s easy enough to flush out under the tap. I think the biggest thing here is the massively improved durability over Fellamatio BLACK, which was the previous onahole by Hot Powers and otonaJP.

That thing unfortunately went to shit on me after about two weeks, but Sexual Squeeze has held up like an absolute champ despite me fucking it much harder in a longer time frame. No rips to the entrance, no bits of material flaking off all over the place.

I guess the tunnel has gotten a bit looser over time, but that’s kinda expected for pretty much anything. Oh yeah, after a few weeks it started getting pretty sticky on the outside too. I’m probably gonna need to start whacking powder on it eventually.

– Summary –

Honestly, Sexual Squeeze feels like it was somehow made exactly for me. That’s a conundrum because this exact sort of stimulation is all I want from an onahole, and it’s easy to go “wow yeah perfect”. I’ve pretty much exclusively been wanking into this for like the past month. BIG DUMB CRUSHING fun on my cock.

But! There’s no real sense of progression with the tunnel or anything – the start basically feels the same as the end and it’s always full-on. I wouldn’t recommend this one if you’re new to onaholes simply because it’d be way too overwhelming, but fuck me it’s great if you just wanna demolish your shaft.

Or even work on your stamina maybe! You’ll be an absolute machine after getting used to this one.

Could probably enter a fencing tournament with your dick.

And win.

Sexual Squeeze

+ REALLY high-level stimulation from beginning to end
+ Great tugging/squeezing sensation
+ Good durability, easy to clean

– Not exactly the most visually appealing design
– Kinda lacks any variety, it’s just very hardcore
– Might be too extreme for those new to onaholes

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