Review: Puru Puru Brain Fucker Mini

Product: Puru Puru Brain Fucker Mini (プルプルぶれいんふぁっかー ｍini)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Measurements: length – 11cm, weight – 370g
Retailers: otonaJP / Kimochii Shop / Kanojo Toys*

– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Back in 2019 those big-brained sapiosexuals over at Tamatoys had an absolute mind fuck of an idea with the release of Puru Puru Brain Fucker, and sure why not. It was pretty much exactly what it sounded like hey. Even the ‘Puru Puru’ part once you chuck it in Google to discover a Japanese onomatopoeia for ‘something that’s jiggly, soft and bouncy’.

But yes – a big ol’ brain you could fuck. Cool bananas. I guess it was sorta like a follow up to their old ear canal onahole where the tunnel’s end goal involved just barely hitting the brain.

Someone working at Tamatoys’ clearly achieved their dream, and that’s both impressive and terrifying.

The original Puru Puru Brain Fucker from 2019.

Puru Puru Brain Fucker gained a lot of attention online, but things quickly went south once physical pants were removed in the offline world. Japanese user reviews weren’t particularly kind (“pffftt, this doesn’t feel like having sex with a brain at all” – notaserialkiller90210), and Tamatoys quietly discontinued it a few months later. Pretty standard stuff for their more extreme concepts.

So here I was thinkin’ they were done with it man, but nah. NAH. Of course they’d revive the bloody thing two years later with a new shipment. Great!

Not only that, but they’ve introduced a new pocket-friendly version with Puru Puru Brain Fucker Mini.

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

Really makes you think. Puru Puru Brain Fucker Mini is about a third of the size, yet Tamatoys have retained all the chunky detail seen in the bigger version which is admittedly… something! Even the underside is full of memories just waiting to be created and destroyed.

Bit of a smooth brain base there too, which is a thoughtful touch to prevent it rolling off your desk or whatever.

 

There’s also a seriously nice amount of squish to this material – really living up to that PURU PURU thing. Honestly for what it is, Tamatoys have done a great job with the design. You can’t even see the hole itself most of the time, because it is very fucking small.

– Feeling –

Wow! Absolute yawn factory. I mean look, this onahole’s entire reason to exist is because it’s a funny haha gimmick design so I can’t be too hard on it (gotta save that for being in it). But yeah nah, Puru Puru Brain Fucker Mini is such a dull experience.

Even the initial sensation of getting inside basically amounts to nothing. The entrance easily gives way despite its tight-looking deception, offering no resistance or pressure. Once inside you’re met with an extremely smooth feeling tunnel before quickly crashing into the end point without anything to show.

All up the inner tunnel is roooouughly three inches long (which sorta stretches out decently), so at best you’ll get a decent amount of pressure crushing into your head right towards the peak.

The tunnel also runs dangerously close to the bottom wall, to the point where you can easily feel the heat radiating from your cock with each stroke. Sounds like something out of erotic best-selling book about Dr. Kawashima or whatever until you realise the thin layer of material could be seconds away from just ripping apart. One shaft pulse gone wrong could end it all!

Oh yeah there’s like no room at all for your cum to party in either, so look forward to it loudly squirting back out the entrance and getting all over the fuckin’ place.

I don’t think there’s a better possible reality check than glancing down at a mess of cum and lube all over your balls as your penis flops out of a small rubber brain.

I dunno, there’s really not much else to blabber on about here. This is a really boring onahole no matter your size.

– Cleaning –

Puru Puru Brain Fucker Mini is probably one of the easiest onaholes out there to clean, but I’m not too sure about its long-term durability. Or even short-term really. That tunnel seriously does run way too close to the underside and the material on mine has already worn down after about two weeks. The entrance itself is already preeetty ripped up.

It’s too easy to inflict brain damage. :'(

– Summary –

The small size and absolutely bizarre theme genuinely could have worked well for someone after a really stealthy onahole. You know, one you could proudly display on your shelf or penis and nobody would burst into the room yelling “hey is that a GROSS CARTOON VAGINA?” Instead they’d just see a perfectly normal brain and applaud you.

Next thing you know, job offers for ‘best brain surgeon at the biggest hospital’ would roll in. The clapping would intensify at an alarming rate.

It would be hell on earth.

“No look, it’s just a harmless action figure of that kid who gets turned into a brain in Psycho Goreman”
“Oh phew, that’s okay th- waaaaait a second”

But nah. Puru Puru Brain Fucker Mini just has nothing going for it inside; there’s zero stimulation on offer. You can’t even flip it inside out to rub against the chunky external textures (I tried!) Not sure I could really recommend this other than a novelty.

If you do happen to find yourself obtaining one though, make sure you use the right lube:

I’m (not) sorry.

Puru Puru Brain Fucker Mini

+ It’s certainly shaped like a mini brain
+ Doesn’t look like a usual sex toy, which might be handy if you want to discreetly own something to cum in

– The tunnel is super short, smooth and doesn’t feel like much of anything
– I don’t think the bottom wall will last too long. The cramped tunnel runs so close to it you can basically see your cock through the paper-thin material
– $25 feels like A LOT for this

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