Review: Yandere (XTC Japan)

Product: Yandere
Manufacturer: XTC Japan
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 695g
Retailers: MotsuToys* (EU) / Onahole.com* (US)

– This product was provided by MotsuToys and Onahole.com for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Man, it’s kinda wild to think that in all this time Yandere Simulator has been in development, at least a decent handful of yandere-themed onaholes have been released and each arguably feature much more stimulating, hands-on gameplay.

The pretty great Yandere from Toy’s Heart in 2018 for example, or the not-so-great My Little Sister’s Best Friend Can’t Be This Tight released by A-One back in 1928.

Wild in that ‘oh the fridge door didn’t close properly and now it’s beeping at me’ kind of way, I guess.

Anyway now we’ve got Yandere from the increasingly interesting team over at XTC Japan (and exclusively distributed by MotsuToys). I had to differentiate the main title a bit so nobody gets it confused with the existing Yandere review, because wow holy shit I’ve sure typed Yandere way too many times already!

But yeah, the character artwork on here is strikingly similar to that of… well, any psychotic anime school girl really – but I’m preeeetty sure XTC Japan based it on the main character from Yandere Simulator.

The parody sex toy released before the game itself. Great!

“All you had to do was develop the damn game, CJ”

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

Yandere’s box is one of those great mysteries in life that not even the one in nine dentists who don’t recommend toothpaste could figure out – how the fuck did this onahole even fit in there? Once you take it out the thing is basically impossible to cram back in.

The packaging is great though, very sturdy. Could probably make a nuclear bunker out of ’em if you wanted (it would not protect against anything whatsoever but the option is certainly there).

The artwork really is fantastic though. I love it. XTC Japan always do such a bloody good job. Bloody good blood, even.

But just like their other products, no lube is included. Bit of a bummer. I can understand why considering how efficiently cramped their packaging is, but this one would have really benefitted from a bonus packet of McDonald’s tomato sauce ketchup or something. Ah well.

Yandere is a pretty big blob, weighing in at a hefty 695g and made from a much more dense-feeling material than what you’ll find from most manufactures. It’s a good one-handed size if you’ve got lanky gorilla hands such as myself, but totally works dual wielding if you want.

One thing though; there’s a uh… certain smell that’ll gently leak into your various face holes once you first unwrap it, and this unfortunately takes a bizarrely long time to fade. This isn’t the usual ‘greasy burnt rubber’ scent and it isn’t even strong, just… there. I can’t even really describe it.

Think I stopped noticing it after about maybe a week of pretty constant use; perhaps it merely became part of me. Probably fitting.

Lots of nice visual details here, like a huge fuckin’ arse (it even jiggles as it slaps down onto your crotch – a true educational physics experiment every time you wank) and a nice indent in the back. ‘A nice indent in the back’. Fuck. That’s a rather strange thing to praise without sounding dangerous, but I thought I’d give it a crack hey.

Just like that butt crack, wow!

“Were you looking at onaholes with bigger breasts than me, ONION-CHAN?!”

That attention to detail for the entrance is genuinely fantastic, holy shit. The whole gang’s here – clitoral’s in the hood and everything. I especially love the surrounding brushed effect on the material. XTC Japan didn’t really need to go this hard.

Those pink lips are heaps softer than anything else too, however like so many other onaholes you can sadly expect the actual pink colouring to almost immediately vanish. Here’s what mine looked like after the second wank:

“Good night, sweet pink” – Shakespeare cumming into a leg of ham.

– Feeling –

XTC’s Yandere is a thick son of a bitch, bloody hell. That’s basically how this entire segment could begin and end. From the moment you enter this thing the surrounding walls just melt into your shaft. There’s a huge, dense shock upon that first thrust.

Essentially, the onahole immediately feels so much bigger than it actually is (and it is already pretty beefy compared to most handheld onaholes!)

Upon sneaking past the opening lips – which I honestly did fumble with a few times simply because they can tangle up like a clown inexplicably making balloon animals out of onaholes – you’ll be met with a vast crushing sensation gripping into your head.

Congrats, you’ve hit the tunnel’s major kink.

(Photo via MotsuToys)

The tunnel design arches back right after you get inside, putting on a huge amount of pressure with each stroke. A big ol’ textured notch hanging around this section makes the squeeze even tighter.

From there you’ll be met by a fairly standard assault of bumps and rings before reaching the expanded end zone, but XTC’s Yandere absolutely succeeds at just never fucking letting go. That cramped entry point will absolutely fight your cock with the magical power of air. It creates a massive vacuum chamber and your shaft’s blocking the only way out.

Combined with a generous amount of squishy padding lining the walls and the onahole’s sheer weight, the whole thing puts up quite a suffocating battle. You’ll get locked into place pretty snugly, and may even need to reapply lube to really get going.

But when you do break into that rhythm of full-length strokes, Yandere is an absolute treat. It might just take a while (like maybe a minute) before you can work your way up to that point.

Pretty much don’t expect to go into this one full-bore. The stimulation is a slow, tight burn every time you dive in, rewarding overall endurance with more access over time. Once you’re done though, that tunnel seals the fuck back up like nothing even happened.

The exact opposite for the newly carved tunnel in your chest after a yandere gf is done with you, basically.

– Cleaning –

No issues here. Yandere is way too chunky to flip inside out, but the tunnel shouldn’t present much of an issue when faced with its archnemesis – running water. The bloody thing is durable as hell too.

You miiiiight find the material ends up looking super shiny after a few uses (my copy of Yandere could reflect sunlight with enough force to pierce a satellite), but thankfully it’s kept the exact same smooth sensation and hasn’t gotten sticky in the slightest. I suppose you could chuck some powder on, but it’s mainly just a visual thing.

– Summary –

Some companies attempt a little spiked nub at the end of their yandere-themed onaholes to simulate getting stabbed, others just make them bright red and call it a day; XTC Japan’s Yandere instead offers an incredibly tight, dense tunnel which purposely latches onto your shaft and tries to keep you trapped forever.

They’ve basically nailed the concept better than anyone else so far.

It’ll be a slow start, but the longer you last the more you can get fucking wild with this one. Best used turned around so you’re looking at the arse, as I find the tunnel works much better at grinding the underside of your head that way. Also it’s a good lookin’ arse.

For €29.90 (sorry guys, MotsuToys currently don’t ship outside Europe due to the whole world being clogged with packages) Yandere punches well above its weight in terms of build quality and well… it’s actual weight! An absolute unit.

Yandere (XTC Japan)

+ Thick, extremely tight and hugs your shaft harder than Zangief trying to become the world warrior
+ Absolutely built to last. I’ve been fuckin’ feral with this thing over the last few weeks and there’s no sign of damage
+ Easy to clean, the outside basically dries itself within a few seconds – kinda scary

– The pink colouring around the entrance will wash off almost straight away
– Tends to drain lube like it’s nothing. You might need to put more in mid-wank
– Has a bit of a smell to the material which takes a long time to fade

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