Thought you could escape the endless ‘ye olde rubberized anime vagina websites are having a sale’ posts on the front page until at least next year? Haha no, not quite!
To celebrate the garbage dump that was 2021 coming to an end – and for the new and improved 2022 stink factory just around the corner – Japanese retailers otonaJP and KanojoToys are currently both running 20% off storewide sales.
If you’re after anything on otonaJP, the discount is automatically applied at the checkout. For KanojoToys you’ll need to enter the discount code ‘NY22‘. (Try ‘HNY22’ for 25% off, but don’t tell anyone! It’s their newsletter-exclusive code).
These miiiight be the last big sales for a little while, but that’s just me speculating. Maybe there’ll be a ‘wow it’s FEBRUARY’ sale lined up for March or something. You know, just to keep things exciting.
otonaJP’s sale ends January 4th, while Kanojo’s ends uh… UUUUHHHH? I actually can’t find an end date for them at the moment; I’m assuming it’ll be some time just after January 1st? Will edit. :’)
Update: Kanojo’s sale ends January 2nd!
I hope you all had a good holiday break! Was hoping to get some more substantial content out lately, but I’ve just spent the last week and a bit visiting my parents for the first time since this whole COVID shit began. Soon, hopefully!
Love you guys.
Hey Infernal, long time reader. Happy new year and hopefully a better year coming to you and everyone else. I just wanted to say thank you for your wankineering expertise; on your recommendations over the last year and change I netted myself a Ju-C 7, Goku Hida Virgin Octopus and Umi no Ana #2 Carnivorous Mermaid (Had to copy/paste those names, damned if I’d remember them by now). I’m unfortunately in the crowd of dudes not catered to by professional silicone wankhole designers, being on the larger side but also suffering from chronic orgasm delay; the Octopus is dangerously nearing the point of splitting clean in half and the Ju-C has started losing a bit of it’s spring. The mermaid is a real champion and hasn’t shown any signs of wearing out but it’s not an every day sort of toy.
With all that said I thought I’d point you towards one I found on my own and would recommend highly; the Wet Meiki Monster Chimera Hard (I omitted some of the aggressive capitals, since it made me feel like I was reading an onahole version of a Powerthirst commercial). This thing has the durability and generous dimensions of the Octopus, but in some ways is even more stimulating than the Octopus. It looks like it’s a redux of the Gucho Nure Monster Chimera you already reviewed some time ago, but I have to say it’s a definite improvement judging by your past experiences. I figured I’d pay it forward by pointing this one out to you, though with how crazy expensive shipping has been lately you might be waiting a while before shelling out for one.
Happy holidays, hopefully a happier new year and let’s hope our fellow Australians don’t keep having sex with quarantined COVID carriers; maybe the government should be issuing onaholes to our security staff to stop that from happening?
Hey, I’ve been reading your reviews for a couple of years and they have always been consistently great. The best part by far is the humor, your skill at both written and visual jokes is what has kept me reading your reviews while most other reviewers quickly lose my interest. The stuff you put out is entertaining while still being informative which sets you apart from most others doing the same thing. Also, here’s an onahole I’m sure you could write an interesting review on. It has the unique name “Princess Kuchipako in the Land of Dirty Dreams” and the girl’s mouth has some interesting (and possibly threatening) anatomy, I’ll leave a link below. Anyways, I will look forward to your new content!
hwww.hotpowers.jp/ec/products/detail.php?product_id=5067
http://www.otonajp.com/princess-kuchipako-of-the-land-of-wet-dreams
Are you going to make a new top ten list one day or at least update the old post? I’m interested in where you would place that octopus onahole and it would be nice to get a yearly update on your favorite onaholes so people can easily find a good recommendation. Also maybe don’t limit the list to 10 and just mention all the notable onaholes that stand out. If you don’t feel like doing it now just save it for next year’s 10 year anniversary lol.
Man is Infernal alive? Hope he’s okay, don’t disappear on us you’re the only good review site for Ona and scents!
I’m alive, I think! Haha thanks mate. Needed to take some (SOME) time off the internet and everything in general due to classic trademark depression. But I’m back, in non-Pog form.
Hope you’re doing alright
I am now, thanks! 🙂
Hey Lance. We’re all missing you here, bub. Come back soon; hope you’re well.
Thanks mate. 🙂 Didn’t really plan on vanishing from the internet for so long, but depression’s a biiiitch. Think I’m finally ready to get back into the swing of things now!
Yeah hope everything is okay, been MIA for a while.
Cheers! Things have been pretty rough, but I’mmaaaa back.
Hope the year is treating ya well.
These posts always crack a smile on my face.