Review: Translucent Ecstasy Mika

Product: Translucent Ecstasy Mika (透明快感　みいか)
Manufacturer: Kiss-me-Love
Measurements: length – 13cm, weight – 150g
Retailers: otonaJP* / Kanojo Toys* / KimochiiShop

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Maaaan, I mean this in the nicest and absolute horniest way possible, but I originally thought this onahole’s box art character was a pig girl. I was like “wow that’s cool, you sure don’t see many onaholes based on pig girls!”

But hey what do you know, it turns out this isn’t – and by ‘many’ I meant any, because Translucent Ecstasy Mika sure as hell isn’t contributing to the existing amount of ZERO onaholes based on pig girls.

What an international dilemma.

Sure enough, I was probably a bit shit-faced when ordering this and it’s been sitting around for almost a year now, but I distinctly remember the retail images at the time being pretty low res. Also the website kept mysteriously spinning along with the room itself, hmm.

Okay, hang on. Even I’m trying to figure out how I thought this fine lass was a pig girl, but if you squint a bit… the hand… is a bit like an ear I think… and the lack of nose…

It all adds up, you see? Let’s zoom in a bit further.

SEE?! Wow that’s cool, you sure don’t see many onaholes based on Mazda RX-7 Convertibles.

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

There’s three onaholes in Kiss-me-Love’s Translucent Ecstasy series, and they’re all rather tiny and look like pieces of Swarovski crystal.

I mean, it’s pretty stylish I guess. The clear material has all these fancy textures and shit, almost kind of doesn’t look like an onahole at all. Even if someone suspiciously glanced at the tiny hole, you could just explain it’s a patented doorknob ENHANCER.

“Oh this rubber hole which smells a bit like cum? No no, it’s not what you think”

Crisis averted.

OI WHAT’S GOIN’ ON IN HERE THEN?!

That said, while it looks like royalty, it feels real sticky and gummy in your hand. Again, just like royalty.

– Feeling –

Despite a deceptively small entrance, Translucent Ecstasy Mika happily stretches open easier than a Halloween pumpkin rolling down the stairs in December once your cock bulldozes its way through. This was honestly the one aspect I was most concerned about, as it initially seems like the hole would be way too restrictive. But nah, it works.

That said, you maaay need to firmly guide yourself in, as it can sometimes bunch up over your head.

Once inside and the air within has all been replaced by penis, those thin walls quickly come into play. The entire thing basically clamps down to the point where it’ll get stuck at the base of your shaft and stay there for all eternity.

This ensures your head will be getting most of the attention, and the end result is surprisingly okay! The tunnel’s texture mostly consist of standard ribbing with a choke point at the halfway mark and another extra crushed section right before the tip.

It’s very basic stimulation, but the intense tightness and suction greatly enhances what would otherwise be a fairly dull wank.

In fact, I kinda found myself getting off with this fairly quick and I probably wouldn’t have it any other way. Like, it’s pretty good, just… not something you’d wanna be grinding onto your cock for an extended period of time.

The feedback is a bit on the repetitive side if you keep going at it, and the stroking motions can be a tad harsh due to the thin material. Still! Very acceptable if you absolutely need to cum in a hurry because you can hear sirens approaching as you stand in the middle of the road with your pants down.

Hey Kiss-me-Love… a bigger version of this design with a hole in each end would be a nice way to spend an afternoon with a friend.

– Cleaning –

With its basic tunnel and compact size, Translucent Ecstasy Mika is about as simple as it gets when it comes to cleaning. You can freely flip this one inside out or throw it at someone’s face to temporarily slow them down, it doesn’t matter. The material here is designed to stretch and take potentially confusing amounts of abuse.

The onahole does get very sticky over time however and may become a complete dust/hair/small planet magnet. Oh well, gives ya a better grip I guess!

– Summary –

Sure it might not be based on a pig girl, but Translucent Ecstasy Mika is a pretty decent little onahole for a quick, hassle-free wank.

Although honestly, this is probably something you should really only think about grabbing as part of a larger order for some added variety. It likely won’t bump up the shipping costs that way (given that it weighs less than a slice of oversized novelty ham), but as a standalone purchase it’d be way too expensive for what it is.

You can always do this though:

 

Translucent Ecstasy Mika

+ Very simple design makes it easy to clean and discreetly store away
+ Improves ANY doorknob
+ Great suction

– Harsh, repetitive stimulation gets old fast
– It can get pretty loud in motion
– NOT based on a pig girl

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