Review: She is My Sassy Girl

Product: She is My Sassy Girl
Manufacturer: Hot Powers / otonaJP
Measurements: length – 16.5cm, weight – 420g
Retailers: otonaJP*

– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

My fingers nervously hover over the keys as I stare at a blank word document. “Sassy girl…” the review begins. A single bead of sweat drops in anticipation.

“More like gassy girl”.

I breathe a sigh of relief and flip the entire desk over, miraculously completing this sentence through sheer chaotic luck as the keyboard tumbles away. Done. The review is finally finished after hours of hard wank work.

OR IS IT? Well no beca- She is My Sassy Girl is the latest collaboration between Hot Powers and online retailer otonaJP, themed around fucking a sassy e-girl’s pussy. Her sussy then, I guess? Anyway it’s cool to see these two companies working together on more stuff, especially after last year’s bloody excellent Sexual Squeeze.

However rather than an entirely unique product this time, She is My Sassy Girl is essentially a slight variation of an existing Hot Powers onahole – I am Uterus Okunomiya Kobukuro. New name, box art and title, but the design itself is virtually unchanged.

(Not a bad thing, just something to keep in mind if you already have a copy of I am Uterus Okunomiya Kobukuro adorning your local crotch).

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

Firstly, I really dig that box art. Holy cow it’s so vibrant. Combined with the slightly glitched out logo, it kinda gives me vibes of the PC game Needy Streamer Overload.

The girl is super cute too. Not sure if she has a name, but otonaJP’s also released a smell fetish product featuring her. I’m glad she’ll potentially be a recurring character in the Masturbation Cum Universe (MCU).

… we play a round of Monopoly and I accidentally inhale the top hat AND battleship playing piece. She puts her necklace back on and begins to leave. “You keep fucking doing this every time” she cries.

She is My Sassy Girl is a good length and manages to give the illusion of being lighter than it actually is in your hand. The material is super soft and flexible without being sticky or feeling like it’ll cave in on itself. Real nice balance.

I mean visually it’s not a uh, particularly erotic looking dick tube. Heaps of minor imperfections here and there – from roughly cut corners to air bubbles – but typically this is my experience with everything Hot Powers manufacture using their ‘Meteo’ stuff. They do things on a much smaller scale than most onahole companies, so you end up with unique birthmarks in every batch.

If you should ever find yourself at an incredibly specific orgy where everyone brings their own She is My Sassy Girl onahole, you’ll at least be able to tell them apart at the court hearing. Maybe.

Probably.

– Feeling –

YEEEEEE HAAAWWW, we’ve got ourselves a classic slow-burn wank with She is My Sassy Girl. This onahole is incredibly easy to slip into and initially results in very little stimulation. At first you’ll likely just snake all the way through without a care in the world, perhaps snagging your head near the end zone thinking “oh?”

Hang on though!

Give it a few warm up strokes and you’ll soon feel the design start to take hold. This tunnel focuses on some extreme-ass suction, with each motion clamping those walls down harder on your cock. Before long the onahole basically becomes a second skin to the point where every tug becomes a struggle.

The end result kinda forces you to take things slow. You’ll probably have a frustrating time if you want to get off hard ‘n’ fast with this one. But while the textures lining the walls are fairly minor, there’s enough here to keep your cock guessing as it increasingly drags against your shaft.

Sassy Girl really shines in its back half of the tunnel which locks you into a bit of a uterus gimmick (the classic party trick). This point is incredibly thick and a huge burst of stimulation across your head every time you hit it. You’ll see the entire onahole jolt over your dick as you smash through.

And fuck me, it’ll absolutely trap you after a while. The onahole ends up sealing around the base of your shaft and staying there.

I’ve run out of images to use :’)

– Cleaning –

Nooooo issues here. The material is super forgiving, so you can easily flip it inside out to get a deep clean. I haven’t seen any signs of tearing or anything yet, all good. Hot Power’s Meteo material can look a bit rough, but it tends to last.

– Summary –

She is My Sassy Girl kinda really works well for lazy, extended wanks. It’s not doing anything particularly amazing, but the tunnel builds up a massive amount of suction over time to capture your head into its uterus end chamber of doom.

Personally it lacks a key level of feedback my cock craves – the stimulation is fairly average all the way through – but I’ve had some absolutely massive sessions as a result. I just wish there was something there to really push things over the edge. By the time I cum it never feels as satisfying as it should, but oh well.

A cozy stream (of cum) for the streamer.

She is My Sassy Girl

+ A high level of suction combined with mild textures makes this one pretty fun for laid-back wanks
+ The uterus bit is very noticeable
+ Very easy to clean

– Bit rough visually
– Gotta take things slow with this one. Suction may get annoying if you’re looking to speed things up

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