Review: Gyaru Mama Armpit Vagina Sex

Product: Gyaru Mama Armpit Vagina Sex (ギャルママのじょりワキ)
Manufacturer: A-One Tokyo
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 290g
Retailers: Kanojo Toys* / otonaJP*

– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Holy shit it’s finally happened – an armpit onahole. For years now I’ve been wondering if any company would dare attempt one, what with seemingly every other bloody body part imaginable already being turned into a fleshy wank tube.

Ear canal? Done. Belly button? Done. Foot? Done. BRAIN?! Done.

Not to mention Tamatoys’ recently shoving a fuckable heart out onto the market (which also doubles as one of the strangest onahole box art parodies I think I’ve ever seen).

But I’m getting off the track here! AN ARMPIT ONAHOLE EXISTS. PRETTY SURE IT’S THE FIRST EVER ARMPIT SEX TOY IN GENERAL. Big waaa-ooooowwwww! Hell, it’s a tanned gyaru one at that, as if A-One Tokyo knew the perfect combination. What a time to be alive.

Here’s the amazingly titled Gyaru Mama Armpit Vagina Sex.

That’s Mama Armpit to you, Mario

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

To be fair, Gyaru Mama Armpit Vagina Sex is on the budget side of things at about $15 USD, but this is definitely a super narrow joystick-arse lookin’ design. You can already tell there’s gonna be like no wiggle room whatsoever once inside.

The material feels good though, and there’s no smell to it. You’ll have to add your own I suppose.

There’s a little sample pack of bog-standard lube included which is good for about two uses, but honestly… what a huge missed opportunity for A-One not to sell a matching armpit scented lube alongside this or something!

As for the entry, y-yeah! They really nailed the armpit’s iconic coin slot opening. There’s some skin… wrinkles? Cool. Everything. That’s probably about the best you could hope for in this ‘armpit vagina sex’ situation.

– Feeling –

Slippin’ inside instantly delivers a fairly aggressive assault on your head, with heavy ribbing down the tunnel just scraping the absolute hell out of it. This is essentially the baseline for stimulation, so be warned. If you’ve got sensitive glans this’ll basically feel like fucking an electrified bear trap whilst being devoured by an actual bear.

After a few pumps to get things going, you’ll find a surprising amount of choke points in such a tiny looking hole. Each of these put up a fight which makes smooth wanking motions a bit awkward, and they’re laced with an absolute cluster of jagged bumps constantly scratching away.

The stimulation is sharp, which isn’t really something I’m used to typing in regards to what an onahole feels like.

“HOW’S THAT PUSSY BRO?”
“STEAK KNIVES”

At some point my brain clicked in and was like ‘hey, this sorta feels like rubbing up against stubble’. But surely A-One Tokyo didn’t go that far, right? An armpit onahole that feels like grinding up against armpit stubble? I couldn’t think of anything else to explain such a weird sensation.

But yeah! Turns out that’s exactly what A-One were going for. To quote the incredible Google Translate result of their own product description: “A simple internal structure allows you to immerse yourself in mama’s unforgivable armpit stubble FUCK”.

I bet the Pentagon’s password is unforgivablearmpitstubbleFUCK123

I’m genuinely amazed that some real thought went into this design. They could have simply just reused any old generic tunnel design and still gotten away with the whole novelty of being an armpit onahole.

That said, the end result is something you likely won’t be reaching for too often. It’s great if you wanna get off super fast with an enormous burst of hyper aggressive head-shredding, but longer sessions are beyond miserable.

After a while the walls keep getting stuck around your shaft mid-stroke and it has an almost supernatural ability to consume lube. Also my cock would often poke out the side of the onahole instead of entering its weird armpit-uterus-end-zone. Again, likely due to the narrow design.

Great for morning wood wanks though, holy crap. Wakes you up quicker than 14 cups of coffee.

Jump scare

– Cleaning –

You shouldn’t have any issues washing this one out, but I did find that little random chunks of the tunnel itself would just end up in the sink after a while. I think it was about a week later when I first noticed, and the onahole has kiiiiinda casually been falling apart more and more ever since.

For now it still feels the same when I have a wank, but… maybe don’t expect too much from this in terms of durability.

I mean sure, $15 onahole and all. Still. That’s about the max amount I pay for shoes, but those fuck me up and leave me barely able to walk harder than any sex toy ever could.

– Summary –

All things considered, Gyaru Mama Armpit Vagina Sex is a bizarrely solid attempt as the first ever armpit onahole. It REALLY DOES KINDA feel like smashing the absolute shit out of your cock against some several-day-old unshaved armpit stubble.

The stimulation is very, VERY heavy in a borderline unpleasant way. There’s a constant sharp, scraping grind into your head and your shaft is merely along for the ride. Great for quick hyper aroused cums, but longer wanks turn into a slog.

Being a budget priced release, just don’t expect the onahole itself to last too long. Also absolutely avoid at all costs if you’ve got a sensitive head (or you’re gifted with a girthy shaft – you’ll tear this thing in half).

Absolute props to A-One Tokyo for even getting this onto the market though. It’s probably sold about six copies.

Gyaru Mama Armpit Vagina Sex

+ It’s the first ever armpit onahole; you could tell people about it at work and nobody would bother you for the rest of the day
+ Really does sorta feel like you’re ramming your cock into armpit stubble
+ Good price!

– Extremely narrow walls
– Flimsy build quality
– Not great for lazy, extended sessions. Gotta cum FAST

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