Review: Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob

Product: Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob
Manufacturer: Seiraku Toys
Measurements: length – 17cm, weight – 640g
Retailers: MotsuToys* / Onahole.com*

– This product was provided by MotsuToys and Onahole.com for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

For almost a decade there’s been a fairly unrivalled king in the realm of ‘blowjob onaholes that shred your shaft into a nub but feel good doing so’, with Magic Eyes’ Mouth of Truth proudly sitting on its toothy throne of cum.

But while the art of shoving plastic teeth in a wank-gob is pretty common now – and a lot of good ones do exist – nothing has really quuuiiiite matched the original. Even Magic Eyes themselves have constantly struggled with making a true successor. Kinda feels like most of their follow-up attempts over the years have been flaccidly discontinued while that first model continued to dominate.

This shit here though? Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob by Seiraku Toys? Fuck me, man. Or whatever, I’ll fuck you. Either way – we’ve got a true Mouth of Truth 2 here.

A Mouth of Truth 2: The Revenge, even. Straight to DVD (Dicks… Vertically Deliver? What a cool video format).

– Unboxing / Presentation –

Some pretty clever packaging here! See? It’s just like the bamboo muzzle Nezuko dribbles all over in Demon Slayer. SEE?! You’ll just have to provide your own saliva (also your own lube, because once again Seiraku Toys didn’t include any).

Please don’t use your saliva as lube though, especially not with this onahole. You may puncture something important and deflate all over the room in a delightful cartoony fashion which will shock and delight absolutely nobody.

WordPress warned me so many times that ‘the server cannot process the image’ whilst I furiously mashed the upload button, but you know what? I won. That’s a little life hack for everyone hey, just ignore crucial warnings until something else potentially happens.

I mean, realistically if your cock is big enough you could just fuck the onahole inside its tube for some added tightness. Then you could swing it around to knock the moon off its axis and have a bit of a giggle as humanity descends into chaos.

The tube also has a billion other uses, such as:

– Uh
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– Hmmmm
– Holding green beans?

What if you don’t wish to store leftover green beans from the great green bean feast back in their bag? What if you want a stylish solution that’ll have flatmates frown in despair as they open the fridge?

Good.

Anyway, how about those luscious pink lips? You’ll get to enjoy the pink colouring for exactly one (1) time, as it vanishes after the first wash. Hell, I think most of it smeared onto my crotch within mere seconds.

This isn’t exactly an uncommon thing with blowjob toys, but it would be nice if a slightly longer-lasting solution existed. Industrial strength crayons or something, I dunno.

Lipstick magic tricks aside, Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob feels exceptionally solid in your hand. This thing is thick as fuck and comes in at a hefty 640g. The ringed slabs also provide a nice GRABBIN’ ZONE so your hand won’t slide off and out the window.

Probably could have done without the raised Seiraku Toys’ brand name being part of the actual onahole, but oh well.

The teeth inside this thing are made of relatively hard plastic, and there’d probably be some good detail to display here if this photo didn’t look like it was shot on a 3DS camera submerged in a precariously freestanding pile of Vaseline.

Here’s an official promo shot instead!

Mmm, some quality fingers.

– Feeling –

Unsurprisingly, those teeth immediately ramp things up to 11. You’ll wanna slide in with a bit of care if your cock isn’t mentally prepared, as Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob’s two fangs really scrape down hard. It’s that combination with the bottom chompers that really deliver some fucking insane stimulation.

Imagine waking up in the morning and downing 14 cups of coffee before even getting out of bed. Coffee just everywhere. Absolute chaos. That’s the kinda shock to the system to expect. But unlike drinking 14 cups of coffee, you’ll actually survive this!

Probably.

BREAKING NEWS: Cool new dick slaying fish discovered.

Once you get into the swing of things – or the stroke of… choke? Haha cool – the teeth begin to ease off and you’ll find your shaft getting lodged in Nezuko’s unbelievably satisfying throat. The tunnel is tight ‘n meaty, just like a microwave meal slogan.

Your head passes through a series of ultra narrow chambers before eventually hitting a chunky textured end zone with a tiiiinty little nub to perhaps greet your patented piss hole™. There’s such an addictive squeeze that’ll keep you fighting to pull out, all while the onahole’s tongue laps the base of your shaft.

It’s very good. Enough to slightly extend a finger for some Ctrl+B action. Nah but this is genuinely one of the best feeling deepthroat blowjob holes out there; Seiraku Toys have absolutely figured this shit out.

“Whoa, you go big guy”

The best part is that it keeps feeling better the longer you last. What starts off as something resembling a watchpeopledie.co.tv.exe shredding device eventually settles into a weirdly comfortable balance of squishy gagging action with just enough bite to keep your crotch guessing.

I think this may just depend on how horny you are though. There are times where I’ve casually occupied this thing’s throat for some wild extended sessions, but then there’s been the “jesus christ I need to cum right now” moments where you’re frantically dancing on the spot trying to battle your pants.

That’s when Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob can finish you off before your brain even has a chance to buffer, and it’s great either way!

– Cleaning –

Despite the tunnel being busier than an early 2000’s Flash game where you need to guide a stupid helicopter through a tight chamber by clicking your mouse and feeling the effects of rising blood pressure in all the non-sexual places, it’s uh. Wait. My brain.

… Oh yeah, it’s surprisingly easy to clean! The material and overall build quality is WAY up there too, so this thing has some industrial strength durability going on.

Sure the lip colouring vanishes after the first wash, but the rest of Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob is designed to last. I’ve been fucking this one pretty often for ages now and it’s retained the exact same level of stimulation with no signs of any battle damage. That’s a good thing you could put on your resume.

– Summary –

For me at least, Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob is damn near perfection. It’s everything I loved about the now ancient Mouth of Truth onahole ramped up in a much thicker, durable form.

You get that sharp burst of stimulation from those front teeth scraping on your shaft and a seemingly endless soft, squishy void of tight deepthroat gagging action. Sometimes the tongue will join in and battle against your head like a fucking force field, sometimes it won’t! Either way, this design never feels repetitive and your edging options are unreal.

I can’t get enough of gently rubbing the teeth over my head before quickly thrusting to the back of poor Nezuko’s traditional anime bamboo-demon throat (??)

That said, there’s absolutely no way I can give this a “WOW GREAT FOR EVERYONE TO BIG CUM” rating out of ten. Mostly because I don’t give ratings, but also because the stimulation will likely be extremely uncomfortable if you’ve got a sensitive head.

If you’re up for getting your soul sucked out urethra-style though, Seiraku Toys have absolutely fucking delivered.

 

Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob

+ Incredible design. Just stupidly good. The sort of thing you’d brag about to a co-worker only for them to tell you they do not in fact work at your company and they’re just there to steal sandwiches from the lunch room
+ Very good TEETH
+ Genuinely fantastic deepthroat experience
+ Built like an absolute bomb shelter. The Nokia 3310 of blowjob onaholes

– The colouring on the lips will rub off almost immediately. A mere illusion
– Demands a LOT. Stimulation is very high, may be too overwhelming
– Broooooo, I grabbed the entire last season of Demon Slayer and then my external hard drive died the instant I finally decided to try and watch it. RIP forever

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