Review: Urethral Fuck Twist Otokonoko

Product: Urethral Fuck Twist Otokonoko
Manufacturer: XTC Japan
Measurements: length – 16cm, weight – 360g
Retailers: MotsuToys* / Onahole.com*

– This product was provided by MotsuToys and Onahole.com for masturbation review purposes
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Should some massive, reality-shifting change inexplicably happen one day in the near future – like the world’s currency universally becoming slices of spoiled ham – there’s probably one thing that’ll remain constant. A single rock-solid fact that’ll calm people down upon realising their wallets will forever smell funky.

… That of course being the bizarre unexplained rule where ‘otokonoko’ themed onaholes mostly have to revolve around the gimmick of putting your cock inside another cock. Why, exactly? It is an absolute mystery. There’s like a perfectly good asshole or mouth to go with hey, but nah. Nah. Ram your dick up into a urethra instead. Very good.

World leaders would have to proclaim this live on TV.

But yeah, following years of various ‘fuck a cute guy’s cute penis’ onaholes like Punyo in the Chinpo, Doki Doki! Harmony and 2017’s surreal art piece Otokonoko Superb Anal Hole, here comes XTC Japan with their budget-priced offering Urethral Fuck Twist Otokonoko.

At least this one’s title lets you know exactly what you’re getting into I guess.

– Unboxing / Presentation –

Look at this shit man, we’ve got fancy deluxe sci-fi hexagon packaging here and everything. Pure royalty. The box alone makes for a perfect cat toy.

 

Hunter loves it.

I’m not sure what’s going on with the huge tits, but that’s some nice character art. We’re all here for that pixelated penis dribblin’ pre-cum on a chair, and I’m actually kinda surprised XTC Japan even DOOM wall textured the dick to begin with.

They’ve been able to get away with showing uncensored vaginas on their box art before (given that their products are exclusively sold in Europe and America), so I’m shruggin’ my shoulders with enough energy to power a half-eaten apple rolling off the edge of a desk here.

I actually have some promo art of the penis featured in all its glory by the way, don’t tell anyone.

It’s like a saggy sandworm beanbag about to fuckin’ vore everyone else in the office or something. Adorable.

There’s some decent heft to Urethral Fuck Twist Otokonoko, packing 36og of pure 100% uncut penis. 

Also despite looking more like something a drunken master would take a swig from, the design fits snugly in your hand and feels great. XTC Japan’s material is top class as usual, with no greasy smells and excellent long-term durability.

The entry point is thankfully a lot stretchier than the rest of the onahole, which is good! Otherwise this review would probably be over right about now.

– Feeling –

But yeah, I was initially a tad concerned that even just getting inside there would be too much of a logic puzzle, yet somehow it… works fine! Mostly! The opening gives way and morphs over your head, though you may need to kinda guide yourself in with a bit of force.

I’ve often found – especially fumbling one-handed – that you’ll just end up awkwardly crushing up against the entry and getting nowhere. A rubber urethra being difficult to penetrate? Unheard of.

Once inside, the tunnel instantly does its absolute best to push you right back out again. There’s a very heavy spiral design here which results in an incredibly tight choke point right off the bat. You’ll feel the ribbed walls twisting against your head and shaft as you push through, but this is all just a lead up the mid-level boss.

As you can probably see in the image above, Urethral Fuck Twist Otokonoko’s tunnel takes an enormous swerve right around the middle, which basically feels like someone kicking your dick in the head with each thrust in an attempt to avoid stepping in gum. A common, every day situation.

It’s a rough snap over your head every single time you try to pass through, which is pretty exciting at first! It’s a really huge burst of stimulation! But hoooooly shit does this get old fast.

Neat.

Hitting the end point is like a safe haven, offering a gentle massage and a nice ample amount of room to store your load. All the trimmings. Just uh, I dunno – getting to the point of cumming inside this onahole is exhausting.

The initial stimulation is fine, but you can never get like a steady stroking rhythm (??) down thanks to that mid-point constantly grinding things to a halt. Everything ends up feeling clumsy.

– Cleaning –

Quite an easy onahole to fully stretch out Goatse style under running water, so flushing the tunnel should be no issue. Getting it fully dry can be a pain though, as moisture traps in the end chamber.

I’ve found myself needing to turn this one inside-out to fully dry with a cloth (which I don’t usually recommend), but XTC Japan’s material could probably survive being fucked by some kind of volcano rock monster using lava as lube, so whatever.

– Summary –

Urethral Fuck Twist Otokonoko is an extremely premium feeling onahole for $20 that’ll deliver a constant tight level of stimulation with some heavy hitting moments. The mid-section is way too absurd for me though, and every time I wank with this thing I can’t help but focus entirely on how awkwardly the onahole snags on my head with each stroke.

Probably doesn’t help that it’s also LOUD. Every time you hit the middle it sounds like a fucking jelly factory imploding.

I think you might (definitely) get more out of this if you have a docking or urethral penetration fetish though, which I… do not! Pretty much how every hyper niche onaholes goes, really.

Urethral Fuck Twist Otokonoko

+ Excellent build quality for the price
+ Twisting walls deliver immediate stimulation
+ Very tight

+ Entry point can be kinda annoying
+ Tunnel makes it extremely difficult to get a smooth wank goin’. The entire thing smashes over your head around halfway through
+ It’s pretty noisy. Probably less so than actually fucking someone’s penis, but still

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