Review: Pretty After School JK

Product: Pretty After School JK
Manufacturer: XTC Japan
Measurements: length – 14cm, weight – 360g
Retailers: MotsuToys* (EU) / Onahole.com* (US)

– This product was provided by MotsuToys and Onahole.com for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

You know, I feel like there’s been a huge missed opportunity over the years for some little torso onahole design to come along with all sorts of different outfits for it. Especially if they leaned into cosplay parody stuff for seasonable anime characters like Paddington Bear or whatever. Release a bunch of new tiny clothing options each month – maybe some ULTRA RARES to really confuse the reseller market – easy money.

‘Good condition, light cum stains’.

Oh but then maybe they could release a TINY washing machine especially for the onahole outfits? Also the washing machine would be fuckable, naturally. You’d have to buy the XL version of the washing machine onahole to wash the smaller one. People would scream and leave if they saw your laundromat brothel wobbling in unison. Good times. Man, someone should hire me for these great sex toy ideas for a solid dip into bankruptcy.

Anyway for now, we’ve got Pretty After School JK by XTC Japan making a return to ‘onaholes that have clothes fused to their rubber bodies’ which is always fun.

– Unboxing / Presentation –

Please note that is NOT a pube, it’s just an unfortunate mark on the plastic wrapper oh god please you have to believ-

Rumour has it the government is trying to get a hold of this girl’s bra to study the mysteriously invincible material it’s made of. But nah yeah, really nice character art on display here!

The box is nice and colourful, plus there’s even a hanging tab so you can go display it at your local Target store or whatever. I dunno. If the manager approaches you with security you can just say “JK bros, just kidding geeeez” and furiously shuffle out the store with your pants around your ankles.

Not a single drop of lube included though, classic XTC Japan.

But I mean, design-wise a lot of effort has gone into this, even if it doesn’t really match the whole school uniform outfit exactly. Maybe they could reuse this for just about anything. Pretty Tennis Player JK, Pretty Formal Dance JK, Pretty Oops My Left Tit’s Just Popped Out JK – the possibilities are not entirely endless!

The material is a bit tougher than I was expecting (especially considering it’s on the lighter side of things at 360g), and this feels great in your hand. You can get a really comfy, solid grip on the waist as you stroke.

Spreading open the tiny opening flashbangs you with potential chaos though. BUMPS AHOY.

Kawaii.

– Feeling –

But wow yeah, that entry point really is kinda tiny. Smashing your cock into it may present some lengthy loading times as you wiggle in, but it’s smooth sailing – chunky style – from here.

The tunnel clamps down on your head from the moment you enter, yet it’s nothing particularly overwhelming. Actually, I guess the overall sensation here is simply some snug tightness? Those walls are always trying to grip your shaft without really delivering much of anything.

Like, I fully expected those opening bumps to go fuckin’ wild. Instead they kinda fall back and blend into a really safe, stable level of stimulation.

Likewise, the end chamber doesn’t really have any unique points of feedback. This is where the tunnel probably should have opened up into a much larger area, but instead it just keeps trying to squeeze you right back out again. Finishing deep inside kinda just results in your cum being violently propelled out the entrance because it has nowhere else to go.

I dunno, clearly XTC have put some effort into the tunnel design, but it’s difficult to notice any changes along the way. The entire thing just feels like a tight grip. Not bad by any stretch of the imagination if you just want to simply zone out while wanking (especially for extended sessions), though I can’t help but wish something would randomly trip my shaft up with some variety.

A dual layer design with a softer interior likely would have helped a lot, but ah well.

– Cleaning –

Pretty After School JK is an EXTREMELY simple onahole to maintain. You’d basically have to trip over in the bathroom, drop it down the toilet and start fisting the poor thing down the pipes until they explode to really fuck things up here in regards to cleaning. A common mistake.

But yeah, a quick wash under running water is basically all it takes. The tunnel flushes out with ease and the material dries quickly. Very hassle-free. Actually I’d say this might be the onahole’s strongest selling point; especially for beginners or those who need to kinda stealth-wash their rubber fuck holes with extreme speed. Possibly for a Guinness world record.

Great durability too. This one is built to last.

– Summary –

Visually fantastic, Pretty After School JK offers some fairly even, tight stimulation. It’s perfectly okay! I was kinda just expecting more from the tunnel in terms of stimulation and variety; instead it feels like the internal design is mostly sacrificed for said tightness.

If you’re after a budget option that’s really carefree though – especially in regards to cleaning – this could be one to keep in mind.

Constantly, in every possible situation.

“How are those reports going?”
“Pretty After School JK might be okay to cum inside of today”
“Oh. I don’t know what you’ve just replied with, goodbye”

Pretty After School JK

+ Nice and tight
+ Fun visual design and feels great in your meaty GRIP
+ Very easy to clean and dry

– Lacks variety in its stimulation
– End zone is bit too cramped

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