Review: Secret Spellbook

Product: Himitsu no Madōsho (Secret Spellbook)
Manufacturer: Seiraku Toys
Measurements: length – 18.5cm, weight – 880g
Retailers: MotsuToys* (EU) / Onahole.com* (US)

– This product was provided by MotsuToys and Onahole.com for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

You know that classic saying, ‘you can’t fuck a book through its cover’ or whatever? I’ve never understood that one – surely such a thing would be entirely possible with enough effort. Personally, I think it was a rumour spread by devious librarians to prevent every single page of absolutely anything being stuck together. Really makes you think. About cum.

Anyway very good! Here’s Secret Spellbook by Seiraku Toys! Pretty sure I stared blankly at the ceiling for like a good five minutes or so trying to think of an opening for this review, but then I saw a fuckin’ redback spider and squirted some sunscreen at it because that’s all I had in my grabbin’ range.

And you know what? It turns out sunscreen is quite effective at hindering redback spiders. I guess in some roundabout way this onahole book thing has already taught me something.

– Unboxing / Presentation –

Yep, that’s a book alright! This packaging is absolutely insane, man. Easily the sexiest onahole box I’ve seen in years, and it didn’t even need a handful of tits, cocks or pixelated DOOM wall texture vaginas to do it.

Seiraku Toys really went all out here – gold foil and everything.

I love how even the pages have a slightly warped look to them. Surely nobody would be able to tell you’re using this book to summon sperm from your penis if it were just laying around in plain sight.

Not unless they opened the front cover…

The cover has a magnet closure too, just wild detail. This is now a cardboard box review blog.

But yes, inside you get some nice artwork of a witch casting a spell which gives her sweaty thighs or something (a genuinely important skill) and a big ‘ol onahole hidden within the lack of pages.

Wait is that some LUBE?! Seiraku Toys included a sample packet of lube for once? Holy shit. This is Switch 2 levels of megaton.

(Please note I had a pretty gnarly scratch on my wrist when doing these unboxing pics, so I’ve covered it up with a photo of the perpetrator responsible).

As for Secret Spellbook, this is a fair bit bigger than I was expecting! It weighs in at a chunky 880g and feels amazingly balanced in your hand. Your grip naturally rests into the waist and you can thumb the tits or eat spaghetti with your free hand while you wank. Endless possibilities here.

The material is silky smooth with a lot of squish to it without flopping about, and there’s no smell to it. Super high quality stuff. Seiraku Toys are right up there with the best of the best these days with their build quality as far as I’m concerned.

The plump coin-slot opening looks kinda small at first, but very easily stretches open to the fabled red zone.

Time to get in there!

– Feeling –

Okay, so basically from the exact moment you enter there’s a thick textured nub running along the back wall that’ll flick against your head with every single thrust. It feels AMAZING. The tunnel is quite soft and comfortable the whole way through – gently wrapping around your shaft without much worry – but this element alone is an absolute highlight that makes the entire onahole.

Creating a bit of a squishy choke point, it hits just right no matter where you actually are in the tunnel. Even scraping against the base of your shaft, this shit is unreal. It’s the only thing I made notes of mid-wank because I couldn’t stop thinking about the sensation.

THINKIN’ ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.

It’s 3am and this just looks like a pachinko machine doing its little LCD animation. Help, my brain.

Passing through, the walls are mostly littered with light ribbing mixed with some jagged bumps. Nothing too wild, but again, it’s very comfy. You’re not going to get an overwhelming level of tightness or stimulation here, just a satisfying slow build up.

There’s a lot of padding surrounding the tunnel, and the onahole’s overall size and weight really helps with that when you’re just zoning out.

That end zone though, whew. It’s fairly open while also designed to cap over the tip of your dick. Pushing into it hard feels really nice, and eventually unleashing inside Secret Spellbook is fucking unreal.

On the verge of cumming, I’ve very quickly found myself using that chunky nub near the beginning to tease my head before roughly slamming all the way inside. It’s now a Christmas tradition I guess, maybe. I’ll set a reminder on my phone to use this onahole December 25th.

– Cleaning –

Mostly fine, however that end point can also end up being weirdly time consuming to flush out. Sometimes it tends to trap your cum and hold onto it for dear life, but ultimately this just means you’ll be fingering the tunnel a tad longer than usual while running the onahole under water.

Possibly while staring at your reflection in a mirror, not blinking, until your peripheral vision becomes a dark, hazy mess and you can barely recognise the distorted mess of a person looking back at you.

But yeah! Excellent durability, no worries so far.

You can also use the box to hide your most important possessions. Nobody will ever know!

Boy, this photo sure would have worked better if I actually owned any books.

– Summary –

Secret Spellbook is an excellent, well balanced onahole that feels absurdly comfortable for longer wank sessions. The fleshy raised nub near the beginning of the tunnel is great to tease and edge with, and its open end zone that wraps over your head is addictive as fuck to cum into.

Just keep in mind you won’t get any major stimulation out of this one. There’s nothing to really push things to the extreme with each thrust, but it works well for a slow, casual build up. Oh yeah and it’s QUIET. This might just be the quietest onahole I’ve used in years. Really living up to that secret part I guess.

Secret Spellbook

+ Pretty much the coolest onahole packaging ever
+ The onahole itself is also good! Large, feels great in your hand and on your penis
+ Amazing material
+ Ultra quiet during use. Great if you don’t want everyone else in the surrounding area knowing you’re cumming into a rubber vagina

– Bit clumsy to clean the tunnel
– Lacks any hard stimulation if that’s what you’re after

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This review product was provided by MotsuToys and Onahole.com. Thanks again!