It’s Black Friday! Almost! Pretty much! Time once again for family get-togethers to see who can gobble the most turkey and then something about a robotic cyber warfare that takes place the following Monday or something.
Onahole.com (US) and MotsuToys (EU) have kicked things off with an early access ‘VIP’ (very important penis?) sale for existing customers until the 24th. If you were selected, you’ve likely already gotten an access code to it.
There’s still a chance to sign up for it though! Here’s the sign up form for Onahole.com, and MotsuToys.
On November 25th, the sale will be open to everyone with storewide discounts up to 30% off. This’ll run until December 2nd.
Onahole.com (US) – Ends December 2nd
MotsuToys (EU) – Ends December 2nd
J-List is also running a pre-Black Friday sale until November 28th, with 15% off everything storewide. Presumably they’ll have a bigger discount on stuff during their actual Black Friday sale? Maybe there won’t be one? Just an endless stream of pre? It is a mystery.
J-List – Ends November 28th
And that’s it for now! Great article, 10/10! I’ll update this when the likes of KanojoToys, otonaJP and others launch their sales next week. Technically KanojoToys already had an early one exclusive to newsletter subscribers, but I was too slow. That’s because I use a cabbage to access the internet and it is very unreliable.
(I tweeted about it though, but whatever, that shit is like constantly shadowbanned whenever I mention anything about onaholes RIP).
Update: WAIT, HERE ARE SOME MORE.
otonaJP now has 30% off stooooorewide, huge! However I’m not yet sure when this one ends exactly.
otonaJP – Ends… ???
Ecchi Tokyo also has a rather subdued sale going where you can save up to 25% off a fairly small range of onaholes. Not really seeing any bargains here unfortunately, but who knows! Gone are the days of their insane Black Friday deals where they’d flog off onaholes for literally like $2. :'(
Ecchi Tokyo – Ends December 2nd
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