Product: Well-Rounded Girl MAX-SOFT
Manufacturer: Seiraku Toys
Measurements: length – 16cm, weight – 520g
Retailers: MotsuToys* (EU) / Onahole.com* (US)
– This product was provided by MotsuToys and Onahole.com for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links
I reckon scientifically, at least seven out of ten dentists would say “huh, wuhaa-” if you asked them what they thought about anime girls drooling all over themselves for onahole box art and then swept their legs out Mortal Kombat style.
Yeah, it’s probably something I’d like to see more often personally. Like in general, while out doing whatever. Walkin’ in a park contemplating future bladder regret by ignoring that last public toilet. There she is, the drooling anime box art girl. Would be neat the first couple of times maybe, then who knows what’ll happen after that? Perhaps some kind of mental break?
Luckily we’ve got Well-Rounded Girl MAX-SOFT here by Seiraku Toys, I guess?!
It does indeed feature a rather well-rounded girl and damn, just look at that quality dribble:
That’s ‘just woke up and have no fuckin’ clue if this level of bedroom darkness is because it’s morning or night’ levels of blackout drunk saliva-string action. Great! Also MAX-SOFT? More like MAX-HARD haha.
Do you get it? Do you get the erection?
(It’s currently 11pm and WordPress is telling me the blog has critical database issues that my onion-level brain is glazing over; I cannot promise this review will get any better over time. I’m sorry).
– Unboxing / Presentation –
Wow, the little sampler of lube is back! Seiraku Toys is learning. Though I didn’t realise my phone’s camera had decided to focus entirely on the bottom right of the box and blur everything else into oblivion (remastered). Whoops. Kinda works though.
So Well-Rounded Girl MAX-SOFT’s tagline is ‘Super soft! Jelly onahole!! Softest onahole on the market’ and sure, this is easily the softest material Seiraku Toys have ever used. On the entire market though? That really depends I suppose.
After all, you could put any existing onahole into a microwave for a while and then regret any possible follow-up to such an interesting decision. Suuuure would be soft though.
Man, what are those weird stomach lines? For added speed? Visually the onahole itself doesn’t exactly match what the box art is going for at all, but oh WELL.
Feels pretty impressive though. Very BLOBBY and soft but not in the usual tacky way most ultra soft onaholes end up being. The material is silky smooth and flexible. It’s also bloody hefty at 520g despite being a fairly typical handheld size. You could very easily squish this into a ball to put in your pocket.
If people ask why one side of your pants are bulging and leaking a mysterious cum-like ooze, just explain that you’re well-rounded™ and max soft™ whilst drooling up an actual storm. A flood. No survivors.
OH YEAH, two holes right. Just like my heart. I think? Help. My chest hurts when I browse the internet for too long on the toilet.
There’s the vagina in all its Junji Ito ass glory.
And the ass in all its ass glory.
But while these holes certainly look nice enough to store a factory sealed penis or two in case their erections go up in value, there’s a rather bizarre downgrade here from Seiraku Toys’ own promotional shots.
When you check out Well-Rounded Girl MAX-SOFT’s retail listings you can still see what they originally intended with fleshy-lookin’ pink material for the tunnels.
That’s totally missing in the final product. Not exactly a huge issue, but yeah. Just kinda weird. Did the factory run out of food colouring or something?
(FAKE UPDATE): I just remembered AnonymousD pointed out a similar issue with one of XTC Japan’s recent onaholes, and they’re very heavily linked to Seiraku Toys. So yeah, this might actually be one of the factory workers accidentally knocking over their only bottle of pink onahole tunnel juice. Mystery solved.
– Feeling –
Vagina Town USA: You’ll probably need to guide your dick into the entrance a bit more than most onaholes here to avoid just crushing into a squishy barrier. Once you’re inside though, the tunnel… barely feels like anything? Like, for a WHILE.
Those first few thrusts are a clumsy, dull mush no matter what. I’ve tried messing with the amount of lube used and even an entirely different brand of lube (not armpit scented…) a handful of times, but that initial impression always felt the same. Nothing.
Not exactly off to a great start then, but hold on! KEEP GOING. Well-Rounded Girl MAX-SOFT is merely powering up around your shaft like the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.
Stick with it for a little bit and that tunnel begins to latch on like a second skin. The suction builds up to a point where you’ll feel every deep rib of its design DRAG into your shaft while you’re encouraged to keep thrusting a bit deeper than before.
The stimulation isn’t particularly intense, but man does it hang on for dear life. Meanwhile the outside of the onahole basically melts into your hand which allows for some really aggressive stress toy grippin’ action.
Probably shouldn’t have had 14 cups of coffee beforehand, but what’s the solution? Honestly now. 13 cups? Impossible.
The end point of Well-Rounded Girl MAX-SOFT features a rather chunky faux-uterus that I like to call the GAMBLING ZONE. Actually I don’t, but it seems like Seiraku Toys forgot to give all these numbered checkpoints funny names like they usually do so whatever.
When you shove all the way in, there’s no guarantee you’ll actually pop through the cervix to get inside. More often than not you’ll graze against the side or your head will simply crumple the entire thing into an extra floppy ball of mysterious sensation. It’s fun.
I’ve found actually getting inside is pretty rare, but when it happens there’s a huge jolt of excitement from its added crushing tightness and general… like, “oh, I got in there!” shock. Kind of like those prize redemption arcade games where you have to get the rod exactly lined up with the hole, you know?
Probably the same amount of cum for the prize to be fair, but at least this one will feel nicer.
– Feeling –
Ass Avenue: The anal tunnel in this thing is tighter and considerably shorter, but I found it to be completely lacking in actual stimulation or pressure. It won’t build up any level of suction over time and just kinda exists as a calmer hole to slide into mid-wank.
Honestly that’s not too bad, especially for longer sessions or if you’re purposely edging. Once you’ve switched holes and enough lube is smeared around the joint you can pretty easily swap between them, but overall I dunno.
Yeah though, nah. Yeah. Nah. Despite all those textures, it simply slides along your shaft without a care in the world.
– Cleaning –
Well-Rounded Girl MAX-SOFT is extremely easy to wash out. The fluffy flexibility of the material means you can turn this thing inside out faster than a professional Rubik’s Cube solver falling off a cliff mid-turn due to a critical lack of situational awareness, but fuck me. DRYING this onahole is a real pain.
The outside of it is fine, yet the tunnels really seem to hold onto moisture like crazy. I tend to use a microfibre towel and fingerblast my way to victory, but you neeeeeeed to take extra time and care with this onahole to ensure everything is actually dry.
Just the other day I went to use this again for the first time in a while and some classic celebrity water from last week made an unwanted guest appearance all over my dick the instant I was about to slam it on down. Absolute frown.
Durability-wise, yeah, this is fine. It’s gotten a little bit sticky to the touch, but I’ve had this in fairly regular rotation for about two months now (this review is so fucking late RIP). For such a soft onahole design it’s almost a miracle this thing didn’t turn into glue after a week.
– Summary –
Overall, Seiraku Toys have genuinely delivered a rather unique take on the whole SUPER SOFT onahole thing. It’s impressive that the main vagina tunnel is able to build up some crazy suction and keep its stimulation interesting without the entire product just being squished to death in your hand. That end point is especially great at keeping things fairly unpredictable.
As with the majority of softer onaholes, this one is a slow burn that can take a while to get going, but Well-Rounded Girl MAX-SOFT is comfy as fuck. Bit of a shame the anal tunnel doesn’t offer much of anything by comparison. Swap over to it for a break every now and then though.
Masturbating is hard work after all.
Well-Rounded Girl MAX-SOFT
+ It really is very, VERY soft!
+ Vagina offers great suction, a satisfying mid-level of stimulation and has an unpredictable end zone which is fun (for cum)
+ Extreme stretchability with high durability. Indubitably
– The arse kinda suffers the usual fate of being crammed into a smaller handheld onahole and ends up feeling too boring
– Where did the PINK go?!
– Drying out the insides is frustrating; those tunnels hold onto moisture for dear life
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This review product was provided by MotsuToys and Onahole.com. Thanks again!
