Infernal Monkey

Tenga launches first ever self-heating disposable onahole

January 13, 2017November 14, 2015 by Infernal Monkey

hottenga_header Proving once and for all that nobody takes the art of one-fuck-cups more seriously than Tenga, the company recently announced their latest limited edition novelty for the winter season – Hot Tenga. The future is here, and it’s powered by steam.

Review: This Plump Girl Has a Muchi Muchi Meiki

September 18, 2019November 12, 2015 by Infernal Monkey

Product: This Plump Girl Has a Muchi Muchi Meiki (下半身の肉付きがムチムチな彼女は名器にちがいない!)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 570g
Retailers: Otona-Sekai / otonaJP / AkibaFarm

Usagi Chan Bite Excellent Onahole – Workin’ up a sweat

July 26, 2016November 4, 2015 by Infernal Monkey

usagi_header Product: Usagi Chan Bite Excellent Onahole
Manufacturer: Outvision
Measurements: length – 13cm, weight – 230g
Retailers: NLS / otonaJP / Kanojo Toys*
Header image: Akaza

Review: Onaho Market

September 18, 2019October 30, 2015 by Infernal Monkey

Product: Onaho Market
Manufacturer: Tamatoys (?)
Measurements: length – ???, weight – ???
Retailers: ~~NLS~~ (discontinued)

Wonder Ring: Poco Pen! – Wasn’t this a Dreamcast thing

October 28, 2015October 27, 2015 by Infernal Monkey

wonderring_header Product: Wonder Ring: Poco Pen!
Manufacturer: Magic Eyes
Measurements: length – 16cm, weight – 2.5kg / 5.5 lbs
Retailers: Kanojo Toys* / NLS / CoolMST* / Toy Demon* / otonaJP
Header image: Pure Dream

Review: Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo

March 5, 2020October 17, 2015 by Infernal Monkey

Product: Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo (すじまんくぱぁ！　ろりんこ処女宮～バルゴ～)
Manufacturer: Magic Eyes
Measurements: length – 20cm, weight – 900g
Retailers: otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / Motsu Toys / J-List* / Toy Demon* / Otona-Sekai

Win an onahole manga and some dodgy eroge games!

January 13, 2017October 9, 2015 by Infernal Monkey

toysheartmangacomp_header A few months back Toy’s Heart put together a promotional manga for the Los Angeles Anime Expo, and it was kind of a big deal. Kind of sort of as far as onahole-related stuff goes, anyway. I mean, this thing was commissioned exclusively for an American anime convention and distributed at the J-List booth. Guys! Fuck, I dunno. It just still kind of blows my mind.

Even more so that Toy’s Heart asked if they could link to some of my reviews in it. Holy shit, are you kidding? You havin’ a giggle? I’d never felt more worthwhile than a sex toy company actually wanting to feature my long-winded word jumbles which essentially amount to ‘yeah this thing is alright to cum into’. Completely serious.

Anyway, being on the other side of the world and everything, I was pretty keen to get my hands on a copy of the finished manga. So a few weeks later Toy’s Heart kindly sent one over, and by one I mean like twenty billion.