Product: Rorinko Anaru “W” Position
Manufacturer: Ride Japan
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 285g
Retailers: NLS / Kanojo Toys*
Artwork: 電磁砲二期
Infernal Monkey
Masturbation Warrior Tengaman saves the (hand job) day
Bit late here, but fuck it. So earlier this week, the literal wankers over at Tenga introduced a mascot character for their completely legit and totally-not-at-all-made-up ‘hand job day’ on July 21st. There’s a pretty good chance the world came together in celebration without even knowing it.
Virgin Age: Admission HARD – School of hard knobs
Product: Virgin Age: Admission HARD
Manufacturer: Toy’s Heart
Measurements: length – 13cm, weight – 240g
Retailers: NLS / otonaJP / Kanojo Toys*
Artwork: そこなす
Double Face – Bulging with anticipation
Product: Double Face
Manufacturer: Toy’s Heart
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 440g
Retailers: Kanojo Toys* / NLS / Toy Demon* / Amazon / Cool MST*
Artwork: はやしカスタム
Pick up a free onahole manga at Anime Expo this year!
Despite living on the other side of the world where our anime-themed conventions usually consist of bootleg Goku figures, at least seven paintball companies handing out flyers and maybe a bunch of people trying to sketch fanart of said bootleg Goku figures playing paintball, the annual Anime Expo in Los Angeles is always pretty bloody exciting to follow. Lots of localisation announcements and stuff, you know?
Smooth & Flat Girl’s Laboratory – Scientifically inaccurate
Product: Smooth & Flat Girl’s Laboratory
Manufacturer: Outvision
Measurements: length – 11.5cm, weight – 250g
Retailers: NLS / otonaJP / Kanojo Toys*
Artwork: みり
Pineapple Hole – This product’s going to bomb
Product: Pineapple Hole ( パイナップルホール)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Measurements: length – 13cm, weight –120g
Retailers: Otona-Sekai / Amazon (US)* / Kanojo Toys*
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links
The totally original artwork of Hidachitukko Plus DX
As the onahole industry continues to mature into something that’ll one day be narrated by David Attenborough’s penis on the BBC, I think we’re starting to see a much greater focus on having actual quality box art. Quality tits.
Product: Girl in the Box: Hard EditionR-20 – Raise your pegleg
Product: R-20
Manufacturer: Toy’s Heart
Measurements: length – 19cm, weight – 405g
Retailers: NLS / Toy Demon* / Amazon / Kanojo Toys* / Motsu Toys / Love Merci
Artwork: Aile