I can’t believe we’re already back at the period of time which abolishes a standard week in favour of Black Friday consuming multiple days and then goes straight into Cyber Monday. The upcoming weekend is just GONE, sorry. Time flies when you’re lookin’ at a calendar and it’s covered in cum I suppose.
Onaholes
The end of ToyDemon’s affiliate program and the future of this blog (also hello!)
Hey guys, happy uuuuhh… MAY?! Where did the start of this entire year go already, bloody hell. I hope you’ve all had a good quarter of 2022 though, even if it still feels like an eternal extension of 2020. :’)
KanojoToys and otonaJP Black Friday sales
Apologies for the VARIOUS Black Friday posts instead of condensing them into one single Game Boy Pocket-sized adventure, but they’ve kinda been more spread out this year! Japanese retailers KanojoToys and otonaJP have now kicked off their respective deals though.
Apoligies for the lack of content recently
Hey guys, it’s been exactly FOUR BILLION YEARS since the last review. Sorry! Didn’t really intend for a bottle of anime girl fart spray to be the blog’s entire output for about a month and a half, but that’s how the wind blows I guess.
Did Australia ban Japanese sex toys? Nah
Hey everyone! I’ve kinda felt the need to revisit this topic for a while now, since it still keeps popping up around the internet every now and then. Just like an erection, you know? Not doing anything exciting whatsoever? Too bad, erection time.
Coronavirus causing sex toy shortage in Japan
Despite the world-famous board game Guess WHO? recently declaring that ol’ Coronavirus (COVID-19) as a global pandemic several weeks after everybody else already did, the impact never really seems to hit home for most folks until a very specific subject is affected.
Onahole shopping in Japan
This is kind of incredibly late considering it’s been two months since stumbling around the streets of Japan on holiday, but I was going through my photos recently and there he was. Obama-kun. With his world famous catchphrase and everything. Turns out that was exactly the inspiration I needed to not get off my arse and write about all these tourist attractions.