When the masturbation giants at TENGA announced they were hoping to launch a ‘love rocket’ into space earlier this year, I kinda feel like most outlets thought they were just havin’ a bit of a pre-cum giggle, but no. Nah bro. They were completely fucking serious.
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Review: Blue Frame Amagake
Product: Blue Frame: Amagake (ブルーフレーム 天翔 [アマガケ] )
Manufacturer: Yawaraka Sozai
Measurements: length – 16cm, weight – 330g
Retailers: Motsu Toys* / otonaJP / Kanojo Toys*
J-List Adult Box: April edition – Hole-in-two
Header image: Magic_Xiang
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It’s that time of the month again! Or… kinda close at least, since the April review should have been in late March, but I just got internet access back and didn’t particularly fancy writing this in a food court for the free Wi-Fi and free escort out of the shopping centre by security.
Tenga Flip Zero – Become one with the zero
Product: Tenga Flip Zero
Manufacturer: Tenga
Measurements: length – 18cm, weight – 400g
Retailers: Motsu Toys / otonaJP / J-List* / Otona-Sekai / Kanojo Toys* / Love Merci / Toy Demon*
Sydney’s Sexpo 2016 – Hands-on impressions
So the once annual Sexpo exhibition returned to Sydney this year, and I figured hey, fuck it, why not try my luck again?
Tenga launches first ever self-heating disposable onahole
Proving once and for all that nobody takes the art of one-fuck-cups more seriously than Tenga, the company recently announced their latest limited edition novelty for the winter season – Hot Tenga. The future is here, and it’s powered by steam.
Masturbation Warrior Tengaman saves the (hand job) day
Bit late here, but fuck it. So earlier this week, the literal wankers over at Tenga introduced a mascot character for their completely legit and totally-not-at-all-made-up ‘hand job day’ on July 21st. There’s a pretty good chance the world came together in celebration without even knowing it.
Onahole shopping in Japan
This is kind of incredibly late considering it’s been two months since stumbling around the streets of Japan on holiday, but I was going through my photos recently and there he was. Obama-kun. With his world famous catchphrase and everything. Turns out that was exactly the inspiration I needed to not get off my arse and write about all these tourist attractions.