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Waaaait, wait wait wait, hold up. What’s all this then? A sex toy parody of La Bocca della Verità (the ‘Mouth of Truth’)? That’s like, an actual marble face carving.
Situated in Rome, Italy – dating back two bazillion years – it was supposedly believed that putting your left hand in its mouth and telling a lie would result in it getting chomped off. Nowadays tourists test this out for a photo op by chanting the magical words: “I will not ruin my holiday shots with an Instagram filter”. Oh man, of all the things to turn into an onahole!
Then again, there are plenty of toys out there based on real-life porn stars. I guess that’s pretty much the same concept of drawing inspiration from an ancient, crumbling relic.
Phwoar. Magic Eyes’ La Bocca della Verità (I’ll just refer to it as The Mouth of Truth from here on out) is a blowjob style onahole, which makes sense. I mean, who wouldn’t want to pretend they’re face-fucking that stone cold sexy beast?
This one promises a more realistic feeling compared to other toys like it (which you’ll soon see why). Aaaannd having pretty much become an instant fan of Magic Eyes after I replaced traditional pants-related clothing with Sujiman Kupa Rinka last month, I was keen to check this one out.
Because masturbation, you know?
‘Mouth Figvure’ huh. Yeah, I think I like their rendition of the carving better. Shame it’s such a big box, yet there’s still just one tiny packet of lube included.
Not that you’d ever be holding it like this to use – and I wouldn’t suggest trying to push Rei Ayanami up your urethra – but The Mouth of Truth feels great in your hand. Magic Eyes’ own take on soft-skin material continues to impress. It’ll retain its texture after being washed, and dries off pretty quick (especially compared to the interior, yikes).
Plus it’s loaded with the silver ion Ag+, which is supposed to help kill any potential bacteria. Maybe with enough thrusting force, you too could absorb this magical super power. Then Stan Lee would have to make his required cameo and you could call the police.
But let’s hurry up and take a peek insiiiii-I HOPE YOU LIKE TEETH.
Yup, The Mouth of Truth features a set of plastic front teeth jammed in there real good. A lot of oral toys out there just have teeth for decoration as an extension of the soft rubber molding, so this is pretty interesting!
We might need some more promo shots first. Especially when there’s another Mega Drive background involved.
Alright, time to do some Blast Processing in there. Unlike say, Goku Fella 4 (the only real comparison I can make at this point in my sex toy blogging life), The Mouth of Truth is a rather tight hole from beginning to end. I’m just gonna say, straight up, my penis thinks this onahole is incredible. But! BUT! Its entry point alone makes this a bit difficult to ‘review’, because those teeth really aren’t going to be for everyone. Especially if you have a sensitive head.
The toy has a thick tongue that doesn’t give much leeway, so your dick’s immediately pushed up to rub against the top row of teeth, followed by super thick ridges on the roof of the mouth. Meanwhile the tongue’s texture – caught somewhere between smooth and chunky peanut butter – joins forces with the bottom row of teeth sliding against the underside. Fuck. Me. Heavenly.
Once you hit the uvula (that dangly punching bag thing in the back of your mouth) and start pushing forward, The Mouth of Truth will push right back. The throat is insanely narrow and littered with notches over raised, spongy lumps.
Even onahole characters are aware of the universal gesture for “I want a Whopper”.
Actually, that image was originally Magic Eyes stating you can apply lipstick to it and create pseudo kiss marks. Really. Wait, what was I up to? Oh right, the back of its throat. Um. *ﾟｰﾟ Overall there’s a lot going on The Mouth of Truth – never a dull moment. There’s been a few times where I just focused this thing entirely on my glans, and it’s fucking radical to the max.
Attempting to turn it around mid-masturbation is a tad risky though. It’s been very much designed to work one way – holding it sideways was totally unpleasant as the teeth really scrape into your shaft. Upside down’s okay though. Walks on the beach, too. Wanna go see a movie later?
It’s a very different fake blowjob to that of the Goku Fella 4, which is much sloppier and looser with authentic noises to match. The Mouth of Truth is surprisingly quiet by comparison, but offers so many different stimulating options at once. Magic Eyes just get it when it comes to crafting the inner design of an onahole; their attention to detail is stupid good. And it’s cheaper than A-One’s Goku Fella.
Just like the real thing, The Mouth of Truth warns that it may bite off your hand. Well, you can’t really fit a hand in there. Fingers? Can The Mouth of Truth really take off your fingers if you tell a lie? No. That’s dumb. Mystery solved forever.
But that got me thinking about how strong the teeth actually are, and if they’d be able to bite down and break a finger. Cadbury’s Fingers.
Oh. But yeah, those teeth are quality. I thought they’d fall out or something after a while, but so far so good. I’ve been using it for about two weeks now. Not… not non-stop however. I need two hands to type at a decent speed.
The only downer to this onahole is drying off the inside after you’ve washed it. It’s a pain in the arse due to how tight and cluttered everything is. That teeth and tongue tag team does a bang up job at blocking most attempts at patting it down with a cloth, and the back of the throat tends to trap moisture. Eeeeeehhhh. Just have to store it sensibly and let it air dry. For ages.
And while they only throw in enough lube for one go, it’s nice to see Magic Eyes continue the adventures of ‘girl with vibrators in her hair’. This comic is sort of hidden, printed on the side of the cardboard insert within the box. Maybe one day they’ll sneak a comic inside the actual onahole.
A classic to rival that of Family Circus and Garfield.
All up, I’m very pleased with The Mouth of Truth. High build quality, fantastic attention to detail, and those teeth reeeeally do it for me. Alternatively you could maybe just buy one of those chattering teeth toys and shove it in a sock filled with pudding.
Final score: Experience the thrill of ejaculating into an ancient, inanimate tourist attraction in the comfort of your own home. Wonderful!