Ore Oto Shota Hole – Professor Oak is not prepared

oreshota_headerProduct: Ore Oto Shota Hole
Manufacturer: A-One Tokyo
Measurements: length – 12.5cm, weight – 230g
Retailers: Kanojo Toys* / otonaJP (discontinued) / Toy Demon* (limited stock)
Header image: Atahuta

– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Ahaha, figures. About a week after I ordered this onahole, it suddenly went out of production. Pretty sure it only launched late November last year!

Oh well. Just goes to show how cutthroat the onahole industry is. If retailers don’t detect a certain number of erections bumping into pressure sensors equipped on their front counters whilst holding various products, that’s it – they’re done. Some might say this is a horribly ineffective and needlessly complicated way to track sales, but whatever.

Anyway, while a tad disappointed, I figured I should go ahead with the review anyway. After all this sort of onahole doesn’t happen too often. From A-One Tokyo, Ore Oto Shota Hole is (was?) themed around ‘otokonoko’. Cute dudes cross-dressin’ basically.

And really, you can’t go wrong with adding a bit of dick. Which is probably exactly where Ore Oto Shota Hole went wrong.

I mean, the box art is fine and all.

There’s clearly some penis-related activity here if you’re trained in the art of finding Wally/Waldo.

However when you get to the actual onahole, there’s… nothin’. Which is weird in the minor scheme of things. I dunno, is it just me? I would have thought jamming a rubber blob of dick on there would have been a no-brainer for A-One Tokyo. That’d be like making an onahole about a knee and forgetting the cap.

But hang on, let’s back up a sec.

Ore Oto Shota Hole’s main gimmick is the inclusion of a bonus butt plug.

Amazingly this doesn’t just act as a perfectly serviceable display stand for onaholes; you can also cram it in your arse and everything. Now I’ll admit I don’t exactly have much experience with anal toys. And by ‘much’, I mean any. And by ‘any’, I mean this is my first one. So in retrospect… I now have some. Yes. Yes good. That was quite a paragraph indeed.

The butt plug’s insertable length is roughly four inches, and yeah – after several deep breaths – it feels nice! Especially in conjunction with fucking the onahole.

Speaking of which, Ore Oto Shota Hole starts off strong, but thaaaat’s about it.

oreshota_insideAfter pushing through the tiny entrance, your head is immediately assaulted by a ring of large rigid nubs. These bits are made of harder material than probably the rest of the onahole combined. Fuck. They’re pretty good, and right after you squeeze past there’s another set of ’em waiting to avenge their fallen rubber brothers.

Great stimulation along the underside of the glans for sure, but thrusting in any further seems to put too much stress on the onahole’s structure. I’d always find myself starting to bulge through the front of Ore Oto Shota Hole, resulting in little more than awkward sloppy, wheezing sound effects. Almost as if the poor inanimate object was mysteriously brought to life at the worst possible moment.

Oh well. The butt plug being bundled in was a fun idea (especially for the budget price tag), but it’s no great loss that Ore Oto Shota Hole had such a short life.

But what if you’re looking for otokonoko themed alternatives? Or even just plain ‘ol shota? Kinda shit out of luck unfortunately. They’ve all suffered the same fate of being retail (sex) bombs.

bokudayo getinsideshotakun punisyotaotokonokoPerhaps onahole companies are merely going about this all wrong. Try collaborating with Radiohead (the hentai artist, not the band) and making a shota hole with an adorable little pair of panties… torn the fuck up by a twenty inch cock attached. Fill the shaft with free lube.

Have the entire thing double as a body pillow.

Success.

Tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

8 Responses to Ore Oto Shota Hole – Professor Oak is not prepared

  1. mojanbo says:

    I want that onahole you described at the end – but why not collab with Radiohead (the band, not the hentai artist) also? They could release a new single and include it with the onahole/cock/libe dispenser/panties ensemble. It’d sell so well.

    • Infernal Monkey says:

      That’s a really good idea! I wonder why none of the companies have approached bands for theme songs or something to bundle in.

  2. Since onaholes are almost always too small, why not use the song ‘Packt Like Sardines in a Crushd Tin Box?’ – or for butt plugs ‘Little By Little?’ and ‘High and Dry’ for dodgy lube?

    I’ll stop now.

  3. Infernal Monkey says:

    Oop, small update! If anyone’s still really keen on trying this onahole, Toy Demon have some in stock (five left at the time of writing). I’ve added the link above.

  4. Reid says:

    “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdooo~, what am I doing here?”
    I’m all for the concept album but this Onaole needs improvement. Otokonoko has been such a huge hit lately and I’m craving for some awesome toys. Thanks for your recommendations!

  5. Dominic Lambeth says:

    Hey, just curious, where did you get the cover photo for this review?

Leave a Reply