Oh good. After the apparent success of their Futanari Musume Double Hole – which let you put your dick inside a dick for maximum dicking – and rubber foot with a hole drilled through its sole to simulate getting stomped on, Tamatoys have found a new body part where penises probably shouldn’t go.
So yeah, why not. Of course they’re bringing out an onahole based on a fucking ear.
Launching later this month, the amazingly titled Whisper of the Penis attempts to recreate what it’d feel like shoving your dick into someone’s ear canal, going right up to their brain. All without the worries of ear wax and jail time.
I mean, I hope it’s all guess-work and not based on actual skull fucking research at the Tamatoys lab.
According to Tamatoys’ sectional view of the inner texture above, Whisper of the Penis starts off with the ear canal, bursts through the ear drum into the inner ear, lets you rub up against the cochlea (that lumpy bit in the middle) and finishes at the brain.
Just sorta… you know, just tease the brain. No big deal. I don’t think that’s what people mean they say ‘make it a night to remember’ though.
Either way, bravo Tamatoys, you glorious fuckin’ lunatics. I’m guessing a belly button, nostril or eye socket onahole will be next, eh? Collect them all to make a full-sized rubber nightmare body.
Whisper of the Penis launches May 26th in Japan. More images can be found on its Amazon.jp listing. Look forward to a full review eventually. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)