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“BONES FOR THE BONER” the onahole god queefed from the tip of their erect tower; and so it was done.
Initially attempted by Magic Eyes with Internal Structure of a Moe Body in 2013, the whole concept of adding some kind of bone structure to a limbless torso was the perfect recipe for an uncertain erection. The oddly grotesque render (pictured below) probably didn’t help.
However all fears of a dick-puncturing masturbation gamble were quickly put to rest, as the product turned out to be a harmless success.
Since then a few other companies have copied the idea with their own bony blobs, but until now they’ve all been very large and expensive products. Makes sense though, since those bigger hip-style onaholes would have the most to gain from an extra level of firmness.
Well, EXE is here to shrink things down a tad.
Recently launched, the Puni Ana 3D crams a silicone rib cage into a standard handheld-sized onahole for the first time.
It’s essentially a shrunken down version of their own monster (4kg!) Puni Ana SPDX onahole from last year, and that’s all very exciting. I’ve always been curious as to what a plastic rib cage can add to the realistic sensation of having sex with a rubber vagina.
Now while the tanned girl straddling a giant needle filled with pink lemonade on the cover is insanely hot and all, my review copy didn’t come with a box. No biggie, I tried to recreate it with Anabelle from Animal Crossing.
First things first – and this could be an immediate deal breaker for some – Puni Ana 3D stinks. Not as in it’s a bad onahole or anything, it just literally reeks. From the moment I removed it from the bag, Puni Ana 3D‘s oily existence filled the room like a nauseating shockwave.
The smell will obviously dwindle over time (I’ve been using it pretty regularly over the past week and it’s just now starting to vanish) but jesus.
Whatever material EXE is experimenting with here really needs to ship with an air freshener wedged inside.
Moving on to the onahole itself, Puni Ana 3D is soft to hold, but you can easily feel the ribs and other joints when pressing in harder. Kinda weird, but I like it. They’d do well to repackage this as an Attack on Titan parody toy when season two hits in 2027.
The inner texture compliments the bone… placement stuff too, starting off light and fluffy before switching to thicker material at the ribs.
EXE’s clearly put a lot of thought into this!
Even still, looking at all these promo images beforehand I had absolutely no idea what to expect from Puni Ana 3D. But upon sliding it onto my dick for the first time, I was met with a roller coaster of ‘what’.
It’s such an odd sensation to begin with; walls very firmly guiding you into what feels like a pointed dead-end. After a few strokes – seeing the onahole’s stomach bulge around like crazy – I really found myself wanting to fuck this thing harder, and that worked nicely! The onahole was delivering an insane suction effect.
Too much. TOO MUCH SUCTION. It began to feel like my piss hole (to call it by its scientific name) was being stretched open from the sheer amount of air pressure. Legitimately painful stuff. Then as I was juuuust about to pull out…
I heard a slight popping noise.
Oh! Well, it couldn’t have been a cum bubble yet, so yeah, that’s the actual rubber. There’s now a tiny little hole there which inflates and deflates with every motion. No idea what the long-term effect will be, but I can’t imagine it’s good.
Honestly the fact that bubble might pop one day just adds an extra bit of thrill. Livin’ life on the edge.
So here’s my advice: use a lot of lube with Puni Ana 3D. I usually wouldn’t recommend flooding an onahole, but go for it. We’re talkin’ like, full sloppy mess. Bring a towel if you have to.
Puni Ana 3D lacks any sort of punch to its inner texture. The walls feel surprisingly bland, yet that silicone skeleton keeps the tunnel tight and I dunno, fun? Almost spooky in how they’ve captured the sensation of a vagina/arse/octopus mouth clenching and reacting around your shaft.
More lube basically means you can get in there easier and keep on fucking shoving. Otherwise Puni Ana 3D puts up an invisible barrier too damn fast, drying up and sucking your soul out from your urethra.
That and apparently the onahole just can’t handle a build-up of air. So replace all the free space with goo. E-easy!
Cutest onahole mascot character ever.
For lack of better explanation, Puni Ana 3D is uh, unique. No other handheld onahole currently on the market is going to feel anything like it, but that’s not exactly a fantastic thing. Not yet.
Between the lack of proper stimulation and questionable build quality (including the awful stench) EXE has a lot to improve upon if they try this again. And I hope they do, honestly. Sure the bigger onaholes are always an (expensive) option, but Puni Ana 3D could be a decent starting point for a futuristic cartoon skeleton fuck toy army you can fit in your pocket.
Exactly the sort of thing the 1980s would have predicted for the year 2000. We’re long overdue.
+ Bones offer something totally different to any other handheld onahole
+ Nicely priced considering the skeleton tech™
+ Satisfying thud every time you slam into the rib cage
+ Tell your friends about that exact feeling and they’ll leave you alone for at least a week
– Smells bloody terrible
– Needs a lot of lube
– Might pinch the tip of your dick like a grandma who slipped over while going for your cheek
– Trapped air inside the onahole could result in damage