Product: Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Mochiri Soft
Manufacturer: Magic Eyes
Measurements: length – 16cm, weight – 450g
Retailers: NLS / otonaJP / Otona-Sekai / Toy Demon* / Kanojo Toys*
Header image: Daye bie qia lian
– This product was provided by otonaJP for
masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links
Ah, sorry for the *lack of anything* lately!
Honestly, a few weeks back I kinda found myself needing to take a break from masturbating. What an absurd thing. But I dunno, maybe four years worth of jacking it into rubber vaginas multiple times a day finally caught up with me?
Either way, despite a growing backlog of things to review, nothing was growing down there, you know? No Rita Repulsa magic staff shit to save the day. I’d be half-mast wanking into an onahole and just get completely bored.
Next thing I’d be browsing YouTube, and it keeps recommending Mike Matei’s fucking Minecraft with Inspector Gadget abomination. YouTube just won’t stop reminding me of brown bricks, and by that point my dick has gotten so flaccid it’s gone inside my body and detached to float around like some kind of astronaut porno.
So fast forward a bit, and the new Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Mochiri Soft arrives. Suddenly there’s a slide whistle sound effect in my pants. I couldn’t wait to get into this thing.
This is the third version of Magic Eyes’ popular penis-crushing Sujiman Kupa Lolinco onahole. I absolutely loved the original in 2014. Then in 2015 they released a BIGGER version, which I loved even more. In fact, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo has been my personal favourite onahole ever since.
Still, the two previous Sujiman Kupa Lolinco’s made for a tough recommendation if you’re not into strangling your shaft to death. As much as I adore ’em, they’re chunky and aggressive as hell. Almost as if you’re fucking a tire.
Imagine if Pixar did a spin-off of Cars and it was about the wheels attached to the Cars’ cars, and those wheels had tires with thick textured vaginas cracking one-liners about being so hot they could burn rubbers or how they’re always having a goodyear™.
That’s what putting your dick into a Sujiman Kupa Lolinco felt like. Maybe. Something.
So a softer version of all that? Very welcome news.
Because as the name somewhat implies, that’s exactly what Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Mochiri Soft is. A softer version of the existing design. Visually it looks exactly the same on the outside, and nothing has changed as far as the internal structure goes. Magic Eyes have simply used a squishy, more forgiving material.
The physical dimensions are the same as the first version too, rather than the larger Virgo.
So that weird pinpoint-of-a-puckered-asshole is back as decoration!
And the fucking GLORIOUS PUFFY ENTRANCE. The detail here is still wonderful all its new softer glory. I love that the pink material has this eternal glistening look.
From the moment you slide through those novelty lips, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Mochiri Soft delivers a massive wave of stimulation. The opening hole forms a tight elastic ring that drags over your head, catching the underside and getting all the right spots. This leads directly into another hole, smaller and tighter than the first.
It’s a really powerful start.
Once you’ve gotten into the tunnel itself, those walls slam shut, creating a third cramped area to push through. The magic of Sujiman Kupa Lolinco is an amazing assault on your dick right from the get-go.
Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Mochiri Soft lives up to this in the sense that everything is front-loaded. The sensation of running through a carnival fun house naked and crashing through each door with just an erection is dizzying; however the softer material REALLY comes into play the further you get.
When you’re all the way in, that tunnel gets all fluffy while still retaining a dense, meaty texture. It all just seems to squish and squeeze around you with each thrust. This is something you didn’t reeeeally get with the original version.
And combined with the entry point(s) locked around the base of your shaft, it’s fucking good. I just wanted to live in there.
I think after a few days, I was ready to go on a hyperactive rampage of positivity for Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Mochiri Soft. “Better than oxygen” I had in my review notes. “Had a micro-sleep after cumming and panicked because I thought it was the next morning and what if I’d fallen asleep with an onahole on my dick” was also in there.
I’d even taken some dick pics – partially because I was going to Photoshop a tuxedo on my dick and a wedding dress on the onahole – but also I got a new phone recently and what better way to test the camera out than nudes. I guess?
Then for whatever reason, I never started writing the review while I was still on that masturbation high. And it’s a damn good thing I was struck down by a severe case of laziness, because Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Mochiri Soft went south FAST.
Like holy shit this onahole turned to absolute garbage in record time.
(Here are the dick pics though, if anyone cares. Minus the tuxedo…)
Within a week, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Mochiri Soft all but lost its tight, elastic feeling. The entry didn’t even show any signs of damage, but it was noticeably looser. The exciting burst of stimulation was already gone. A modern-day tragedy for sure.
By comparison, I still have my Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo from 2015 (which has gone through a terrifying amount of use) and it’s built like a fucking tank after all this time.
All that shaft punching goodness had turned into a dull mush.
But the ultimate disaster here was whatever horse shit material Magic Eyes used on the outside of Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Mochiri Soft. I don’t think these guys are used to making softer onaholes – this stuff is pure clown-grade quality.
The rubber started flaking and felt like disgusting sticky goo after it’d been washed a few times. Worse still, spots of black mould were spreading at a rapid pace. I always make sure to dry onaholes best I can, but h2-whoa. Nothing was stopping this.
Here’s a photo during the early stages.
It got (a lot) worse from there. Maybe a layer got torn inside and was trapping moisture? Dunno. Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Mochiri Soft is basically worthless after two weeks.
Man, I loved the feeling of this so much initially. Magic Eyes captured all the tight stimulation of the existing versions while adding a comforting blob of soft, squishy textures to explore. But yeah, the build quality is absolutely atrocious. From the hole getting loose way too fast, to the entire ‘potential health risk from having sex with mouldy rubber’ issue.
Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Mochiri Soft
+ Overwhelmingly incredible entry point and full of stimulating textures
+ A softer option for those looking for something less aggressive than the original
+ Sensible price
– The new material on the inside doesn’t stay tight for long; after a few uses it feels like you’re pounding a bread roll that’s been dunked in soup
– Worst case of black mould I’ve seen appearing all over an onahole’s surface since forever
– Had to throw my wife in the bin