Competition! Win A Taciturn Girl onahole

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Update: This competition has now ended. Congratulations to ‘Dark‘, and thanks to everyone who entered! Clearly I need to get more competitions going here! (HINT HINT to any retailers etc.~)

Whoops! Turns out that thing happened again, where Toy’s Heart accidentally sent me an onahole to review that I’ve already reviewed before. What a nice structured sentence.

But it’s all good, because that means it’s finally time for another competition!

So up for grabs is a brand new A Taciturn Girl onahole (full review from last year here, tl;dr – it’s prreeeetty nice). I’ll also chuck in a proper bottle of lube to keep you going for a while. No idea what the lube is actually like, but the label has some big ol’ tits on it. That’s something.

Oh yeah and a porn DVD because hey why not? It’s region free and features four hours of Chika Arimura surely getting up to various Chika Arimura antics.

– How to enter –

Super easy stuff again! Just leave a comment below! Anything’s fine. Also please make sure to fill in the email field so I can contact the winner. Your email won’t be visible to anyone else.

Entries close by the end of April 12th. By that I mean as soon as it hits April 13 in the last timezone, that’s it! The winner will be chosen at random and notified by email. This competition is open to everyone worldwide. The onahole packaging can also be removed or covered up upon request (in case you’ve got nosy parents, roommates, etc.)

Good luck!

150 thoughts on “Competition! Win A Taciturn Girl onahole”

  13. When i found your Twitter (and as a result of that your website) i had a good laugh (It was when you posted Pictures of your closet with crates full of Onaholes). I find myself returning, with an excitement to read about Onaholes. I hope to add a new one to my own collection ;D

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  17. There are already a lot of comments, but I hope I win. My pop life has gained new life after switching my lube. I had no idea the lube you selected made such a huge difference! I went from the standard KY liquid, to their more premium liquid/gel, and I was surprised at the difference!

    As a side note, I do hope the prize is a bit durable, as I had an usahane Butch hole that lasted for two or three sessions, and then started to tear all over the place. 🙁

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  21. Thank you for not restricting these “accidental” giveaways to your Patreon donators, it’s both ethical and appreciated. 🙂 Although I can’t donate right now, I’ll make sure to use your referral links next time I buy something.

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    • Cheers! No pressure, haha. I’m just thankful people actually read my ramblings that sometimes resemble a review.

      (I’m also not a fan of people who lock competitions behind Patreon paywalls, super dodgy stuff)

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  23. I love that you give your readers a chance to win prizes, Your reviews are always fun and informative, thank you for being who you are.

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  26. I read a doujin last night where I think a torso onahole gave birth. Maybe I can have an onahole baby too.

    Maybe it was just a torso. I don’t know.

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  52. I will trade ya the wah coin I mentioned in the previous review. Otanjo-jp doesn’t accept it as legal currency it seems. Unless you got another site that might be more co-operative in accepting wah coin.

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  59. It sure would be nice to get to experience what the pussy of a girl that doesn’t say much feels like. I hope her lower mouth is as tight-lipped as her upper one.

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  84. Infernal Monkey is the best, I’m very thankful for the last prize he gave me, I just finished using the bottle of lube today.

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  97. I almost forgot to enter!!

    Not that there’s any chance of me winning now being right at the bottom here…

    I’m at least trying, as you can probably tell.

    *cough cough* Patron preference hint hint! *splutter*

    etc.

    ????
    PROFIT
    OLD MEMES

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  98. Well, here goes nothing!

    Btw, you’re doing nice job with this blog, thanks to which many of us can avoid some bad deals. Keep it up. 😉

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  106. Blah blah love your site blah the world is better with you in it blah hope I win blah blah.

    Now with that out of way let’s talk about some real shit.

    What fighting games do you play? Oh trust me I noticed the pattern and know you play something.

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    • EDIT: Email acct. I used for this apparently doesn’t exist anymore, put in new one, sorry, continue not stopping being rad as usual.

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  111. Thanks for all of your reviews, it can be kind of intimidating to buy onaholes without knowing much about them so i’ve always got stuff based on your recommendations.

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  117. I’ve been reading your reviews since 2014. kinfs just stunbled upon it whule looking for review of onaholes, wow what a surprise!, and I love both the actual review and your amazing sense of humor!

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  124. Man reviewing these must be “Hard” but it’s good to see you’re not “dicking” around, just try not to get too “Beat” about it. And hopefully no one “jacks” you around.

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  127. Sooo.. out of my desperation for your new ‘material’ – I’ve been refreshing the Onahole Review page every day, without checking the URL… I thought it was the main page… but today I checked news & find this. Great story right?

    There’s only one way to punish my stupidity, and that’s by winning an onahole!

    I could finally tell my parents I won something.

    They would be so proud.

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