Review: Smell of Gal Underwear

Product: Smell of Gal Underwear (ギャル系女子校生のパンツのクロッチの匂い)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Retailers: otonaJP / Otona-Sekai

– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes

What the hell, I can’t believe it’s been two years since Tamatoys last attempted bottling a gal’s scent. That’s almost worthy of a disgruntled knee slap in half-hearted disbelief.

2016 saw the launch of The Smell of the Second Sister’s Pussy who is a Gal and still goes to School, which sure was a name that actually managed to fit on a box. I’ve long since absorbed the contents into my accelerated death, but I remember it somewhat missing the mark.

A bit like washing powder mixed with dirty clothes? As if someone had loaded the washing machine but then walked away before turning it on. Incredible.

That’s not really the worst as far as smell fetish stuff goes (most of it starts and ends with the whole ‘washing powder’ bit), but it was enough to get discontinued pretty damn quick.

Now we’ve got Smell of Gal Underwear from… a few months ago. January maybe? More than half a year ago is a few, yeah.

Usually that’d be more than enough time to vanish from the market, however it just recently witnessed a sudden sales spike on Amazon Japan. Probably resulted in selling ten bottles around that time instead of two.

I’m not certain, but it may have been caused by ‘Saki Ouga’, a new gyaru Virtual YouTuber?

Sure why not. I dunno. Anyway, Smell of Gal Underwear! Better name, better box art! So how’s this little bottle of gal stench actually smell?

(Not sure if an actual photo would have added anything, so here’s Tamatoys’ luxurious promo shot)

It uh, hmmmMMMM. Okay. For starters, Smell of Gal Underwear is a rare case of the scent instantly hitting you at full power and never fucking off. Typically this stuff needs a few seconds to settle/soak in before revealing its intended smell, but nah, not here.

Imagine you’re approached by the girl on the box art, right? For whatever reason she lifts up her skirt, revealing her vacuum sealed undies.

“Take a look at this” she says, queefing out some warm visible steam as she slips them off.
“Ah” you mumble with a mouth full of scrambled egg sandwich.

As her panties descend, a MYSTERIOUS trail of pink goo stretches out with them. You start chewing faster; more and more scrambled egg is falling to the ground. Lunchtime is in jeopardy.

Oh no, it’s bubble gum. Her panties are loaded with bubble gum.

Before you can escape, she places the sticky strawberry-fuelled wad of fabric over your face. “SMELL OF GAAAAL UNDERWEAR” she screams.

It’s over.

You’re transported to the bubble gum dimension.

And that’s Smell of Gal Underwear. From the second you spray this junk it just has an overwhelming smell of bubble gum to it. Really sickly sweet stuff that takes forever to go away.

This does absolutely nothing for me personally, aside from maybe burn some of my nose hair out. Very good.

I don’t think Tamatoys have released a single smell fetish product since this one, and honestly that’s probably for the best. It’s just gotten to the point where so many of these things smell like perfume, detergent or… now bubble gum.

The art of coming up with names like ‘SMELL OF GAMER GIRL’S KNEECAP AT THE BUS STOP’, filling these 10ml bottles with industrial strength drain cleaner and then reselling them for $15 a pop seems to have come to a (temporary?) end.

Please look forward to six hundred new products being announced the instant I publish this review. :’)

Smell of Gal Underwear

+ The artwork is nice
+ You could use the spray as a weapon

– It smells like ultra sweet strawberry bubble gum

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