Review: Minami School Gym Armpit Smell Lubricant

Product: Minami School Gym Armpit Smell Lubricant
Manufacturer: Ikebukuro Toys
Measurements: 200ml
Retailers: Motsu Toys*

– This product was provided by Motsu Toys* for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

In all these years of going through probably four billion different bottles of lube – some too watery, some thick enough to substitute cement with and build some kind of fabled hentai house – I kinda feel bad that I’ve never really covered any of it.

The last time was halfway through the Geki-Fera Vacuum AIKA onahole review where I just fisted a bowl of lube. Practical? Perhaps. Scientific? Absolutely.

But yeah, mostly because lube’s just not that interesting to pad out an entire review with. I dunno. Maybe I’ll put together a basic list of recommendations at some point (MAYBE I’ll do one of the many empty promises I’ve been banging on about for years!)

Anyway wow! Here’s Minami School Gym Armpit Smell Lubricant. The title is machine-translated for sure, but Motsu Toys are heroes for being the only retailer I can find who stock this one, so I’ll keep it as their retail listing. What’s ULTRA COMBO important here is that we’ve got lube which attempts to deliver a sweaty scent.

Scented anime girl lube’s been a thing forever, but I’ve scratched my noggin for fuckin’ years wondering why they almost always smell like strawberries.

Man, there’s no way an anime girl smells like strawberries. I refuse to believe it. Impossible. Might as well draw some kawaii-ass eyes on an actual strawberry and smash it all over my cock whilst inhaling hard enough to suck up chunks if I wanted to simulate that. Great.

However before we get into what Minami School Gym Armpit Smell Lubricant smells like, here’s some larger text in bold:

– Packaging / consistency – 

Yep, that’s a bottle alright! I like how you can’t even see the lube in these photos; I’m pretty good at this.

There’s 200ml in total, so you could definitely get a bigger bottle of almost any other lube for cheaper, but you’re paying for the gimmick here. That said I’ve been using this as my main onahole lube for the last month and I’ve only gone through about half of it.

There’s some nice consistency here and I’ve never really found the need to keep applying more mid-masturbation. It comes out fairly thick but thins out quickly. I’ve made the mistake of leaving an onahole sitting on the desk all lubed up while I frantically scour Pornhub for sloppy background noise only to find it’d all dribbled back out. Whoops, time to slap my dick all over the desk again. Can’t let it go to waste.

Props for the cap lid too. Super easy to pop that fucker open in a hurry. Have you ever tried unscrewing a lid with pre-cum all over your hand? It’s traumatic.

– Simple 2000: The Smell –

Oh BOY. Okay first off I had no expectations going in, plus if you try to take a whiff of Minami School Gym Armpit Smell Lubricant straight out of the bottle you’ll be disappointed. There’s like a very slight hint of rubber mixed with menthol.

Initially I’d left it at that – “oh well whatever”. Poured a few drops in an onahole and started smashin’ away.

Then after a while I suddenly got hit with a wave of musky stank. It came and went like magic. Barely enough time to process what just happened. I thought it was fuckin’ ball sweat or something. Had a look down there, but nah.

A few minutes later it happened again, but more stale and sour. Just as the veins in my dick pulsed into diamond levels of hard, the scent vanished once again.

… And that’s basically been my entire experience with Minami School Gym Armpit Smell Lubricant over the past month. Friction seems to activate the scent and it can be slightly different each time, but only in rare SUPER SHORT bursts. Weird.

Better than strawberries though, holy fuck.

– Summary –

Minami School Gym Armpit Smell Lubricant is a perfectly fine lube for onahole use; not too thick and not too thin. The sweaty armpit scent ACTUALLY delivers during use, but only in incredibly short bursts. It’s the type of smell that’ll hit you and then go away a few seconds later.

Minami School Gym Armpit Smell Lubricant

+ Nice consistencey to the lube
+ Bottle has an easy to open lid
+ Horny levels off the charts when the sweaty scent actually hits

– The scent only hits in rare waves and lasts a few seconds at best. It’s some kind of cursed magic
– Pretty expensive even considering the smell fetish gimmick

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