Update: This competition has now ended! Congratulations to Adian Aramburo!
Please note this page contains affiliate links!
Was kinda hesitating if I should start the post this way, but fuck it – thank you so much to everyone who’s been purchasing stuff through the ToyDemon banner and links lately. The last few months have seen a huge spike in affiliate sales to the point where the blog is actually pulling in some okay-ish money for the first time in like five years.
Seriously, not sure exactly what’s happened (maybe fixing up Google not listing my stuff in search results helped), but it’s been a huge relief. I’ve gone from struggling to hit $100 each month with every affiliate account combined to easily catching $250+ from ToyDemon alone. Who knows if it’ll last, but again, thank you.
Anyway uh, ToyDemon also recently revamped their affiliate program so that I now earn reward points as in-store credit in addition to actual money, so this makes running competitions shitloads easier on my wallet.
To celebrate the first use of spending dem reward points, I figured I’d go with a TOMAX product.
– The prize –
Hey it’s a (regular strength) Dolphin onahole, brand new and sealed. Maybe a bit of cat hair on the box from my bed too? Just a bonus. I’ll also chuck in an onahole storage bag thingy too.
The internal design has like actual dolphin fins and everything, so you know it has to be good! (?)
– How to enter –
Super easy stuff again, just leave a comment below! Anything’s good. But please make sure to fill in the email field so I can contact the winner. (Your email won’t show up publicly!)
Entries close by the end of September 29th. The winner will be chosen at random and notified by email. This competition is open to everyone worldwide.
Good luck!
wouldn’t mind having sex with ecco
I’d love to have one
So, you didn’t really specify new, and cat hair makes me itchy.
Fair to say I should give this a quick rinse before I take it to task?
Ahaha, reworded it a bit! Definitely brand new and sealed in the box! I’ll give the box a bit of a blow before sending it off.
I want this hole
I can finally fulfill my childhood fantasy of fucking a dolphin… well, maybe I can do that, I mean. 🐬
10/10 would put penis in.
Is this like the panties draw where we can have it pre cummed by request?
I don’t think that’d travel too well!
Finally, a way to have sex with dolphin fins.
So this must be what people mean by dolphin polisher
Sure why not
Jotaro’s screaming
Finally something to use with all that dolphin porn
You got something sporty? You know, like a tuna?
Maybe now I can finally find out why Jotaro decided to be a marine biologist.
Time to clone Lances cat y’all.
Although tbh I have been interested in this ona since release, it’ll certainly get use as well.
You have my interest
Finally, a competition where my lack of talent really shines!
This looks interesting…
イルカ欲しい
Fuck it why not. Thanks for the giveaway.
I want that!
Я хочу.
欲しいです!
i want this hole
This could be the ultimate experience for a Miami Dolphins fan?
Or DOLFAN, as they say.
This will be perfect for my collection.
https://i.imgur.com/1c4RrD6.png
Finally something to go with this.
want
Can’t go wrong with a toy from you mate.
Don’t mind if i do.
Alas it’s not the “Blow Hole” onahole of dreams… But it’ll do. Can we opt for a used one? 😛
Thank you!
Need
Is this modeled on a real dolphin or the Miami Dolphins?
eh yes, id love to contribute to saving the aquatic wildlife by giving it my seed
Today is my day! Thank u! 🙂
Design reminds me lot of fleshlight lotus. I Wonder who came with it first.
Daddy please I want to fuck a fish
The cat hair makes it extra enticing.
An interesting toy will be happy to test.
please
will there be a review for the lilith uterus?
I mean, I would this dolphin.
I would like to participate and I would be happy to give my review of it if I would win !
I want to win.
Nut
XoX 😏
I’ve heard wonders about this one. Would definitely love to give it a try!
yusss
Dammit, I just ordered The Mouth of Truth soft edition (loving it!) from ToyDemon and I forgot about your link! NowI feel guilty.
Welp i guess its time i Step into the unknown.
It will be Hard but i must endure it..
cyka blyat
Finally, I can use this to reenact scenes from The Boys.
Herro, thonks
I sort of need a new ona, hope I win.
Fish time
wee-snaw
Dolphin for everyone. 😉
fuck it
Lemme smash
Congrats on the earnings! Not sure how long you’ve been active on Twitter but maybe the increased engagement is coming from that!
Woohoo
I guess this is as close as I’m gonna get to fulfilling my blue submarine no 6 roleplay
ayy
\(°…°)/ let’s goooo
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i want that thing, and i know you want it too
I guess I’ll give this a go!
All the best for everyone else!
good luck to everybody, but more for me!
Have only been reading the blog for a short while, but found it really enjoyable to read. (though … probably not as enjoyable as you find writing it).
Congrats on the income, sounds like that Google Analytics stuff really helped.
Keep up the good work.
Also: In my head I never thought Dolphins of all things would be the target of such lewdness, although, in retrospect, I don’t know why I thought that…
Love this site and it was helpful when I visited Japan. Having a new dolphin polisher would be cool
Oh good, finally a competition that requires absolutely no talent, my specialty
Thanks
Test my luck! Good luck everyone!
That looks good!
The closest I’ll get to fuck Nemo.
Nice reviews
Good luck everyone!
why not Zoidberg ? 🙂
Great job dude! It’s wild that an adult novelty store has an influencer program lol.
Never done it with a dolphin. But we have to start somewhere.
Aw, I’m glad to hear traffic is picking up around here. I like to think that it’s partially due to me dropping names and URLs here and there; in entirely suitable situations you understand. That and the spiralling decline in the numbers of satisfying sexual relationships in this dumb modern world. Who needs women, when you have fake aquatic mammals anyway…
Good luck, me!
I’d do it.
Gimme that please :3
I’ve always wanted to sexualize classic Sega Genesis games
This should be lot of fun
Been reading your reviews for a few years now and Im glad to see your site growing
Could I fuck a Dolphin, Yes, I think I could
Ah the normal, wish I got that one. Soft was a mistake. Time to not get picked.
Awww yis, gimme some of that cat hair my n.
gl!
why not?
here we go
Hmmm this one looks rather interesting and after the game console, the toilet and… the ear nothing can really get weird anymore.
Glad to hear that the blog is paying a bit more lately.
Also with comps on this blogs…. “How to enter” has a very different meaning.
I’m just in this for the cat hair tbh
You did say it’s open to everyone!!! So we’ll try our luck!
Amazing.
Dayum, nice. Glory be to he who is blessed with this glorious dolphin companion.
goood luck peeps
Does this make me a furry or not?
Wow, love reading your Blog and would love to get my first onhole
just in time! i needed a new pencil case!
I’ve been eyeing this onahole for quite some time. It kind of reminds me of the Katsuni fleshlight design with multiple “Lotus” nodes.
I guess I’ve heard some good things about this ona?
I mean, as weird as the idea of fucking a dolphin is, apparently, it could be good for people who like things like cervix penetration in hentai? Which, I do, but still.
Also, there’s that thing where apparently some dolphins like to rape other dolphins or even stalk pregnant females and wait for them to give birth so that they can be immediately raped afterwards? And apparently, some story where some dolphins tried to rape human women and even attacked human guys near them.
Still, the idea of a good ona simulating cervix penetration is tempting, and I guess I’d try to ignore the dolphin theme
Now i can have my revenge after Ecco the dolphin ruined my childhood with his video game and it’s cursed last level
Gotta try.
Who even thinks up this stuff
:0
I want that dolphin hat, from the box.
Dolphins are almost as degenerate as us. They’re one of the few animals that have sex for pleasure instead of pure instinct/procreation. Supposedly, they even use dead fish skin as condoms or the whole fish as fuck holes.
just see the competition, hope im not late.
Come to me, free dolphin pussy!
Worth a shot.
I was counting mine and it seems I need one more! 😀
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Gotta have enthusiasm for a cat hair competition! 😀
and here i am, posting in a dolphin vag giveaway thread
yaaaaasss