Competition! Win a TOMAX Dolphin onahole

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Update: This competition has now ended! Congratulations to Adian Aramburo!

Please note this page contains affiliate links!

Was kinda hesitating if I should start the post this way, but fuck it – thank you so much to everyone who’s been purchasing stuff through the ToyDemon banner and links lately. The last few months have seen a huge spike in affiliate sales to the point where the blog is actually pulling in some okay-ish money for the first time in like five years.

Seriously, not sure exactly what’s happened (maybe fixing up Google not listing my stuff in search results helped), but it’s been a huge relief. I’ve gone from struggling to hit $100 each month with every affiliate account combined to easily catching $250+ from ToyDemon alone. Who knows if it’ll last, but again, thank you.

Anyway uh, ToyDemon also recently revamped their affiliate program so that I now earn reward points as in-store credit in addition to actual money, so this makes running competitions shitloads easier on my wallet.

To celebrate the first use of spending dem reward points, I figured I’d go with a TOMAX product.

– The prize – 

Hey it’s a (regular strength) Dolphin onahole, brand new and sealed. Maybe a bit of cat hair on the box from my bed too? Just a bonus. I’ll also chuck in an onahole storage bag thingy too.

The internal design has like actual dolphin fins and everything, so you know it has to be good! (?)

– How to enter –

Super easy stuff again, just leave a comment below! Anything’s good. But please make sure to fill in the email field so I can contact the winner. (Your email won’t show up publicly!)

Entries close by the end of September 29th. The winner will be chosen at random and notified by email. This competition is open to everyone worldwide.

Good luck!

120 thoughts on “Competition! Win a TOMAX Dolphin onahole”

  2. So, you didn’t really specify new, and cat hair makes me itchy.
    Fair to say I should give this a quick rinse before I take it to task?

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  47. Dammit, I just ordered The Mouth of Truth soft edition (loving it!) from ToyDemon and I forgot about your link! NowI feel guilty.

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  66. Have only been reading the blog for a short while, but found it really enjoyable to read. (though … probably not as enjoyable as you find writing it).
    Congrats on the income, sounds like that Google Analytics stuff really helped.
    Keep up the good work.

    Also: In my head I never thought Dolphins of all things would be the target of such lewdness, although, in retrospect, I don’t know why I thought that…

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  79. Aw, I’m glad to hear traffic is picking up around here. I like to think that it’s partially due to me dropping names and URLs here and there; in entirely suitable situations you understand. That and the spiralling decline in the numbers of satisfying sexual relationships in this dumb modern world. Who needs women, when you have fake aquatic mammals anyway…
    Good luck, me!

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  99. I’ve been eyeing this onahole for quite some time. It kind of reminds me of the Katsuni fleshlight design with multiple “Lotus” nodes.

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  100. I guess I’ve heard some good things about this ona?

    I mean, as weird as the idea of fucking a dolphin is, apparently, it could be good for people who like things like cervix penetration in hentai? Which, I do, but still.

    Also, there’s that thing where apparently some dolphins like to rape other dolphins or even stalk pregnant females and wait for them to give birth so that they can be immediately raped afterwards? And apparently, some story where some dolphins tried to rape human women and even attacked human guys near them.

    Still, the idea of a good ona simulating cervix penetration is tempting, and I guess I’d try to ignore the dolphin theme

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  106. Dolphins are almost as degenerate as us. They’re one of the few animals that have sex for pleasure instead of pure instinct/procreation. Supposedly, they even use dead fish skin as condoms or the whole fish as fuck holes.

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