Review: Puni Body Ecstasy

Product: Puni Body Ecstasy (ぷにぼでぃ エクスタシー)
Manufacturer: Toy’s Heart
Measurements: length – 15.5cm, weight – 485g
Retailers:  Kanojo Toys* / otonaJP / AkibaFarm / Otona-Sekai / ToyDemon*

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You know that Monopoly junk they do at McDonald’s? Maccas? Mickey… Mickey D? I dunno what other catchy nicknames there are for it around the world. Ronald’s Big Sloppy Anus Factory.

But holy cow I love that thing. It’s the one time of the year where I’ll go from consuming some McDonald’s to maybe some more McDonald’s, mostly because people go mental for bidding on the little Monopoly Chance cards your meal might include. Seriously, chuck a few on eBay and you’ll easy recover your costs – just not your health.

Anyway there I was with a double Quarter Pounder one day (why isn’t it called a Half Pounder) and found myself having a bit of a religious experience. Just this big greasy mess of meat in my hands. Vision fading, sweat dripping from my arteries “mmmm, love me some MEAT” I proclaimed to what was surely the warm embrace of our lord lovingly grasping around my heart, the Grimace.

Popped a bit of an erection I did. Mmm-hmm. So while still on my 100% pure authentic processed Australian beef high, I headed home to find my meatiest onahole for dessert.

… Which just so happened to be the Puni Body Ecstasy from Toy’s Heart.

Just look at that box art man, it’s great. Once again Toy’s Heart go for a rather tame route of just having their anime girls standing around lookin’ a bit awkward, but that never fails at getting me harder than day-old diamonds. If I see someone pondering over which drink to buy from a vending machine? WEEOW my dick’s punching a hole through the glass.

Plus wow, I’ve always wished the onahole industry would invest more in the surprisingly untapped market of plump squishy goodness.

Anyway yes nice box, 10/10.

At the time of writing there’s only been two onaholes released under the ‘Puni Body’ series, and as far as I can tell both Impact and Ecstasy look just about identical. Their physical dimensions are exactly the same, but I think Impact’s tunnel is a little tighter while Ecstasy offers a tad more stimulation?

Whatever. Went for the box art.

– Unboxing / Presentation –

God, it’s been forever since I’ve tried a Toy’s Heart onahole and it’s immediately like greeting an old friend (one where you replace the verbal greeting with a hot load of cum). For me there’s just nothing quite like their material.

Puni Body Ecstasy feels amazing to hold, being nice and firm but with just enough squishy padding to let your grip sink in. No overpowering smell or greasy sensation to it out of the box either.

The visual design however… I dunno, it’s kinda boring. Kinda real boring. Toy’s Heart themselves call it a “masturbator recreating a plump, voluptuous bimbo girl’s body”, but there’s like absolutely nothin’ here to match that. No belly, no bimbo, a mysteriously flat chest… not even a single nipple!

Hell, the promo pictures at least show this huge credit card-swiping arse crack, but the actual onahole looks like it could barely even accept coins.

And is that a belly button? My one doesn’t have a belly button! Must be an innie to the point of getting lost inside the vagina or something. It happens.

Plus that entry point, wew. That’s the most boring shit imaginable. I did get kinda excited anticipating how much it’d smash the hell out of my head sliding in though.

Three gallons of pre-cum soaking into my nuclear-laced computer chair later and:

– Feeling –

Why yes, Puni Body Ecstasy is an exceptionally tight onahole to penetrate. Getting inside isn’t a smooth experience thanks to the entrance keeping a rubber band-level of crush around you, plus you’re immediately met with an even tighter hole to squeeze through past that.

It’s the kind of onahole where you’d best make sure you’re 110% erect from the get-go, otherwise it’ll just spit you right back out again.

Once you’ve smashed your way through the front door and started barrelling down the hallway, Puni Body Ecstasy focuses entirely on keeping your shaft in a choke hold. The internal design is honestly pretty basic – just a series of interlocking ribs all the way down – but hey it works.

And while the first few thrusts can be a little short and clumsy, you’ll soon find the tunnel walls begin to spread open and allow safe passage. The stimulation is pretty full on regardless. Those ribs are constantly grinding away and always hit the right spots. You can’t even take much of breather, as pulling back out entirely just means you’ll have to fight with the brutal entrance again.

Adding to this, Toy’s Heart have given the tunnel a slight coarse texture for ‘scratching pleasure’. Love to fuck a big wad of sandpaper bro.

But wait! If you can stick with it for a while, Puni Body Ecstasy builds up a surprisingly hardcore amount of suction. Like it REALLY crushes down on your dick to the point where I often had the onahole just dangling there – not budging for anything. Didn’t even matter how much lube was in there.

Sometimes this worked out nicely if I was on the verge of cumming anyway, since I’d figure ‘let’s-a-go’ and rolled with that final hyper death-grip level of pressure. Mostly though… nah. It was just annoying. There’s nothing fun about having an onahole clamp onto your cock that tightly; trouser snakes aren’t meant to shed their skin.

I hate for this review to go on such a negative spiral, but shit. Puni Body Ecstasy isn’t even that satisfying to cum inside. 🙁 The tunnel’s end zone really needs more open space because it’s like trying to cum while your dick’s wrapped up in packing tape as a bizarre durability test for your next move.

Too often I’d find myself wanting to aggressively yank the onahole down during that final swell, only to get stung by the cum basically having nowhere to go. NOWHERE BUT BACK DOWN THE DICK, BACK INTO THE BALLS. That’s how it works. I’ve studied plenty of Teterun’s work.

But yeah, nah.

– Cleaning –

Like just about every other Toy’s Heart onahole, Puni Body Ecstasy is at least nice and easy to maintain. Just run it under the tap for a bit and jam a finger or toe in there to swirl everything around. Having a fairly basic textured tunnel makes this one even easier to flush out.

Pat it down with a microfibre cloth and you’re good to go. I’ve had no issues with the material getting sticky after about three weeks of use. Longest wank ever.

– Summary –

Puni Body Ecstasy just didn’t do it for me. While its coarsely-textured tunnel absolutely fucking delivers with an overwhelming assault of stimulation, there simply isn’t enough room in there to balance things out. It builds up way too much pressure and constantly ends up getting stuck on your dick which makes it feel like you’re having a toss in the fucking desert.

If you’re just looking to finish in record time, this’ll probably do it. Won’t be too satisfying though. Longer sessions are hell.

Puni Body Ecstasy

+ Material feels amazing to hold during use, squishy yet firm – an enigma of dick sleeve engineering
+ Huge level of stimulation

– Tunnel is way too cramped for its own good, ends up sticking to your shaft
– End zone is unpleasant to cum in. Again, not enough room here
– For an onahole attempting to go for a ‘plump, voluptuous’ theme, they’ve sure done a boring job with the visual design

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