Black Friday! That time of the year where America collectively burn their turkeys to a charcoal crisp, then celebrate by throwing them in the bin and buying new turkeys at a reduced price the next day. I think? I’ve lost my copy of Encarta Encyclopedia for Windows 95, so the details will forever remain a mystery.
Either way, everyone wins with worldwide Black Friday deals – followed by the brutal robot uprising of Cyber Monday – and this year a bunch of onahole retailers have gotten pretty serious. You can save an entire arseload right now. Ever tried putting coins up there? No good. Get ’em out.
(Please note that I have an affiliate account with several of these stores; this is secretly the reason every website ever goes apeshit listing Black Friday stuff because there’s a potential to make that sweet, sweet three cent profit on any potential sale!) I’ll mark them with a little asterisk *
So here’s a roundup of who’s doing what this year with some highlighted deals.
American retailers:
ToyDemon* have a store-wide sale with various savings (up to 50%) on everything in stock. Don’t forget to use the code ‘SHIPFREE’ for free US shipping on orders over $35.
Meiki No Saigen Marugoto AIKA – $45 (was $70) – This is still one of my personal favourites and it’s getting harder to find lately. I’ll tell you what else is getting harder haha, that’s right. Burnt turkey.
Lilith Uterus – $40 (was $50) Bruh I can’t get enough of this. Jesus. Reviewed it back in October but I’m still constantly fuckin’ the hell out of it. A handful of TOMAX holes are 20% off, but here’s one I can definitely recommend (don’t tell anyone it’s also the only TOMAX onahole I’ve used so far).
Meiki Plush DX – $162.50 (was $250)
Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo – $39 (was $50)
Meiki no Syoumei 05 Zhang Xiao Yu – $52 (was $75)
Sale ends December 3rd at noon CDT.
CoolMaleSexToy are running a bit of a quieter sale, but it also appears to cover nearly everything in-stock with average savings of about $10 on most stuff? Onaholes by Magic Eyes seem to have the highest discounts, so I’m just gonna list a few of the best here. Free US shipping on orders over $75.
KABEJIRI – $35 (was $47) – Reviewed this years ago and eventually annihilated it, but I still think about KABEJIRI… great stuff. Had no idea this onahole was still even around.
Girl in the Box – $38 (was $47)
The Mouth of Truth Perorin – $21 (was $28)
Virginal Bloom – $75 (was $100) – Here’s another one I didn’t know Magic Eyes still made! … Maybe they don’t? M-maybe it’s all old stock? Mystery.
European retailers:
MotsuToys* are doing 20% off store-wide for the weekend, just use the coupon code ‘BLACK19‘. This includes all their own exclusive, in-house products which are actually really nice. Also of note, MotsuToys now offer proper worldwide shipping. They were previously Europe-only, but now ship via UPS to other countries.
But yeah, if it’s an option I’d highly recommend their lube at the very least. Nothing else even compares.
TYO 360ml lubricant – €14.95 (was €19.95) – I don’t usually review lube even when companies send me bottles of it (sorry how do you even review lube), but man. I took a look at this back when it was called KYO lube instead of TYO lube (??) purely because it was so damn good.
KYO Bound Kukuru – €39.95 (was €59.95) – Almost feel bad that I loved this onahole despite nearly every other reviewer hating it, but I stand by my erection. If you want a crushingly tight experience then this’ll absolutely deliver
The Mouth of Truth – €29.95 (was €49.95)
Japanese retailers:
KanojoToys* are offering 25% off everything store-wide with the coupon code ‘BFCM19‘. This includes brand new products that were added as soon as like, just a few days ago. You’re probably best off browsing by release date here.
There’s way too much to list here, but if you’re looking to go big they currently have the best deal for the recently launched Chubby Pussy – $149 (was $199). Only just though, by like two bucks or something. Two bucks can buy a bunch of bananas though, so that’s a bonus.
If you’re into it their smell fetish range is also massive. Kanojo stock a lot of smell fetish items other Japanese sites don’t, like cum-scented male underwear etc.
otonaJP are doing 25% off store-wide with the coupon code ‘BLACK‘. This does not include items in the new arrivals section as those are already discounted, however everything else is good to go. Again there’s literally thousands of items here, but after some poking around it looks like some of my absolute favourites can be found cheaper here than other stores.
ONDO! NUPU – $22 (was $30) – God-tier combo onahole where one end is a mouth and the other’s a vagina. Not quite as terrifying as all_the_way_through tags would have you believe. Feels fucking incredible.
Niku Man – $25 (was $33) – Again, best price at the moment. Really solid design that throws around some brutal stimulation.
Please note this 25% off sale is only valid on otonaJP’s main Japanese store, not its European site.
Sale ends December 3rd.
J-List* are offering 10% off any purchases over $40. If you spend over $100 you’ll save 20%. This discount should apply automatically at the checkout and can only be used once per customer account.
This also stacks with their November deal where you’ll earn twice the amount of in-store points for onahole purchases than usual.
That said, J-List’s prices are honestly fuckin’ terrible so there still isn’t much potential to score a bargain here. I can’t find a single onahole that’s cheaper than anywhere else, even after a 20% discount. Maybe you’ll have more luck?
lmao pls don’t delete my affiliate account J-List.
Sale ends December 2nd.
And I think that’s it! Do some cums!