Review: Puni Virgin Excite

Product: Puni Virgin Excite (ぷにばーじん EXCITE)
Manufacturer: G Project
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 380g
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Hang on, before we get started I’ve been thinking about this for hours now, so I just need to get it out of my system:

“PUNI VIRGIN”

Okay cool, all good now. Phew.

Anyway, I’m finally checking out Puni Virgin Excite which is an onahole I purchased a very long time ago – back in the distant memory of 2018. Meant to put my dick inside it long before now but hey, bit of dust on the ‘ol box never hurt anyone.

The uh, the cardboard box.

And what a box! I adore how stupidly colourful and exciting G Project’s packaging is; it’s almost like confetti is going to burst out with enough force to dent the ceiling. Plus the girl’s wearing spats which is an automatic cock-throbber.

– Unboxing / Presentation –

Once again you get the added bonus of a storage bag included, and this time it actually fits the onahole! Wow fuck! G Project only have one size for this bag and until now it’s never worked. What a glorious day.

Please note I’ve since lost the bag somehow. It was a tragedy for all.

Visually Puni Virgin Excite doesn’t do anything to defeintriate itself from G Project’s other six billion onaholes in the Puni Virgin range (unlike the superb Puni Virgin 600 which has little leg stumps to shock and delight your friends), but that’s fine. The design clearly works.

Despite being roughly 380g, Puni Virgin Excite feels incredibly dense – like heaps heavier than it really is. The material still has some spring and feels super smooth to the touch, but it’s clear this one is gonna be a true shaft-crusher.

I mean, fuck. You can see serrated teeth all around the entrance itself.

Oh yeah my Puni Virgin Excite also had a nasty crush mark on the top, but I’ll put that down to the fact that it’s spent the better part of a year in storage. It’s slowly sorted popped back into shape over time anyway.

– Feeling –

With that hole itself sunk down in between what might as well be two arse cheeks, Puni Virgin Excite starts putting on some serious pressure before you even get inside.

Maaan, the initial thrust is a dizzying wave of really firm, crushing stimulation across your head. It goes from being squeezed to assaulted with thick jagged chunks faster than your brain can even process the first “mmm dat’s nice”. This is all with some pretty impressive resistance too, so don’t try to approach this one if you’re not already 120% hard.

Once you’ve found your way inside, Puni Virgin Excite never exactly stops with its overwhelming grip. The walls are continuously fighting against your cock with each stroke, and this is further amplified by an aggressive internal design.

It’s really just a series of chunky ribs, but boy. Getting through them feels like an achievement the first few times. Once you’ve helped spread the lube around they ease up a tad, but it’s all fairly extreme regardless. They’re laid out in such a way to always ensure your head will get the brunt of it at all times.

Even smacking up against the very end zone doesn’t offer much relief, as you’ll soon find your entire shaft being tangled in a pure death-grip (that said, it is open enough to comfortably pump a load into). But yeah, Puni Virgin Excite is going for a brute force kinda effect. It’ll get you off hard and fast if that’s what you’re looking for, but extended sessions can cause a few problems.

For one, I’ve found that it tends to drain lube like an absolute beast. This shit gets DRY after a while and I have absolutely no idea what it’s doing with the lube – just fuckin’ vanishes. If you aren’t prepared to pull out and reapply lube like maybe even ten minutes or so then you’ll essentially be grinding into an iron grip made of sand.

… I say this despite the fact that I’ve cum the hardest when this onahole got dry, but I’m fucking dumb so don’t try that at home.

Another thing is the rather brutal nature of its simplistic design means it’ll start feeling incredibly repetitive for longer sessions. Not just in a “oh I’m bored now” kinda way, but to the point where I’d start feeling a dull ache in my dick.

Puni Virgin Excite is VERY tight and targets key areas of your cock (essentially all of it) with a rough ribbed texture. If you manage to go at it for too long this just becomes uncomfortable more than anything. Not great for your penis. Very precious. Gotta take care of it.

Fuck though, this is a super addictive onahole if you’re in the mood for something hardcore.

– Cleaning –

Despite seemingly absorbing lube like there’s no tomorrow, Puni Virgin Excite shouldn’t present any issues with cleaning. The walls will stretch enough to wash out the bottom. After about two weeks of use though I’ve found the material has started to become a tad sticky. Slappin’ on a bit of cornstarch will do the trick if you want to bring back its original silky feel.

– Summary –

Puni Virgin Excite lives up to its EXCITE name from the entry point alone, the rest is just a bonus. Really though, this is an incredibly tight and kinda suffocating onahole – it offers a constant high level of stimulation with little variety. Almost violently punishing in design. You go into this one rock solid with a goal of cumming ASAP.

However if you try to take your time in here it’ll probably suck shit.

Puni Virgin Excite

+ Really incredible amount of pressure and grip
+ Strong (EXCITE) entry point
+ Rough stimulation

– No variety in the tunnel
– Chews through lube fast
– Not suited for longer wank sessions


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5 thoughts on “Review: Puni Virgin Excite”

  1. Shame that it gets boring dring long sessions…

    By the way, what’s in your opinion the best onahole for long and intense sessions that doesn’t get too boring/repetitive?

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