Update: This competition has now ended! Congratulations to Carl!
Heeeey, happy new year everyone! Don’t worry, we’re in the futuristic space of 2020 now. It’s all okay – finally where our old busted year-2000 flying cars are piloted by smaller flyer cars. What a time to be alive.
Honestly, 2019 was a bloody horrendous year for me personally and I think that’s pretty well reflected in how little content I was able to squeeze out. But whatever, you know? Gotta stay positive and stuff. I’m sorry if I never got around to answering your emails or comments at certain points. 🙁 I don’t mean to be a cunt on purpose; I’m going to try not being a total recluse going forward.
That said, 2019 was a breakout year for the blog! Overall views were heaps up, and affiliate sales from ToyDemon alone absolutely exploded during the last few months. Oh yeah plus I also made it onto Kinkly’s top 100 sex blogs and 6th place in their reader’s choice awards, that was neat. So thank you all so much for the support!
I bought a six-pack of the cheapest beer possible to celebrate!
(Also I finally saved up enough to cover the potential postage costs for this lot)
– The prize –
Look real shit, I didn’t really know what to call this comp, but it’s kinda everything you’d need to start off with? I think? Alternatively it’s just a whole bunch of good things for your dick.
Alright! So what we’ve got here consists of:
– A Horny Nurse’s Treatment AIKA onahole by NPG
– A bottle of lube from Magic Eyes
– A ‘quick dry stick’ by G Project to easily dry the insides of your onahole
– A USB-powered hole warmer (please note I opened this just to confirm it really only needs a USB connection to work – it does)
– A storage case for your onahole. Secret: it’s basically a pencil case
Everything is brand new and sealed aside from the USB warmer, which is brand new… but not sealed!
– How to enter –
Super easy stuff again, just leave a comment below! Anything’s good. But please make sure to fill in the email field so I can contact the winner. (Your email won’t show up publicly!)
Entries close by the end of January 10th. Any timezone, whatevs. The winner will be chosen at random and notified by email. This competition is open to everyone worldwide.
Good luck!
Yknow what, I’ve succumbed to worse.
I need this!!!!!!!!!!
I want it and i need it
Hole pls
Alright I’ll bite. Let’s see how this goes.
Well you’ve got me into getting my first onahole, so it would be nice to get this set.
Guess I’ll try; still have some lube from last year.
Finally I won’t have to use my hand lol, strain and blandness is killing me
Would be a nice additional to my collection 🙂
I’ve got the Meiki so I’m looking to fill out my AIKA collection.
Hi Infernal!
Would love to see a review for the Ondo Nupu 2 and the tenga switch orbs strong!!
Happy new year!
Good luck to everyone!
Gotta treat yourself in the new year right?
A cleaner and warmer? That’s some high quality fappings!
Late happy new year and I hope this year is better for you. Discovered you this year and looking forwards to more!
Is this an ethical way to start the New Year?
No? Probably not. Damn the ethics though! One of us will get AIKA! And a USB pussy warmer!! HELL YEAH!!!
I’ve been holding out on owning one of these but if youre giving these for free, who am I to question it? New year New dick sensations
Appreciate the generosity!
oh hells, why not.
I’ve been laughing at your Otokonoko Superb Anal Hole all year. Might as well.
We gonna be kings this year.
Gotta shove me dick in one of these one day
Fantastic! HAPPY NEW YEAR’S! I love your blog so much!
Better odds winning this than I do literally any other internet giveaway.
Happy new year matey !
Would love to win these! Thank you for all the reviews you’ve put out and here’s to seeing more in 2020! 🙂
Thanks so much for your helpful blog, fingers crossed to win!
Fresh and Nice start in 2020 ! LOVE IT HOPE YOU GUYS SUCCESS
Give hole pls
such a lovely nurse <3
Gonna jerk it so right.
Can’t seem to say no to free stuff, particularly this kind of stuff :A)
Cool Beans for 2020
Worth a try
Good luck and happy new year!
PEPELAUGH
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That looks like a fine way to begin my rubber-hole-fucking-adventures!
Also, since I’m recently divorced, see above.
Looks nice. Good luck everyone.
That box art is no bueno.
NOT
ENOUGH
LOLI
Yes, that’ll do. That’ll do nicely.
My Name Jeff
Why do i do the things i do
Hope I win something
Good luck to everyone!
Hoping to win!
Happy New Year to you too! Hope a very amazing 2020 ahead! all the best
And well hope to win one 😁
I wanna try my first onahole!
Happy new year, Thx for all the amazing, weird and funny reviews, please give us more and more, HAHAHAHAHA. also hope to win XD.
Happy new year, oh wow, thats a very nice GA
Thanks ! Would be great to try onahole in 2020′ good luck to everyone.
Thank you.
Yeet
Good luck to me and everyone
Happy New Year!!!
What a time to be alive
Hope I win
👀👀 that lube, I’m all in
I’ll enter this for my bf
do you ever think people jack off to your vids of you using the onaholes?
and love the jokes
Lets get lucky 😀
Nice package
NEW YEAR
NEW ME
NEW EXPERIENCES FOR MY DICK
Happy New Year Infernal Monkey. May you be blessed with a wonderful year ahead and congratulations on the accomplishments. Take care.
Never had an onahole, but your detailed reviews have got me more than curious. Newbie gods, hear my prayers!
Well good luck to everyone, time to see who gets to have some fun.
This is the way
2020 will be the first time I get companionship from something other than my hand!
Happy 2020, all the best guys!
Yes please to all the above :).
Happy New Year all!
Let’s test my luck
Hoi hoi possible winner?
Hi,
I wish you guys Happy New Year! And thank you very much for such an AMAZING ONAHOLE BLOG!!!!! 🙂
Well I guess we gotta start the new year right~
Victory or Death!
I need to treat my dick better
Happy new year 🙂
I would love to win this. 🙂
nice
Man I’ve always been really interested in Ona-Holes so I hope I can get my start with this. Thanks infernal!
Thanks for the giveaway!
Can never have enough AIKA
Hole is hole
Good start of the year
Gotta treat those holes better I guess
If I win this, definitely going to gift it to my friend, since he can’t make up his mind which one to choose. Good luck everyone!
Let’s do eet!
Heck yeah i need this
This would be a good way for me to get into this hole (pun intended) thing , I might save some much needed money this way
Good luck everyone! And the pencil case is what I needed! x)
Oooh i still love youre reviws. One of the sites that made me buy a good amount
Good luck everyone and happy new year
That hole warmer looks way more substantial than the typical rod ones I’ve seen. Maybe it’ll be a bday present? ;^)
Yeah im entering, why not?
That looks rather… *delicious*..
Hope I win! I want to beat my dick with it!
I Gently but quickly, Sersuckdickalot guided the erect member towards her vaginal lips. She pushed a small part of it inside with her hand, her vagina feeling a little tight. Then, she rocked her hips down and to her surprise, found that his onahole was lubricated enough to accept his organ inside fully.
Gl to everyone! :3
So this is what its like living in a post 2020 world.
Start the new off right by cumming into warmed up plastic
Gimme,son
Make this blog great again
Hey man hope it will be a wonderful 2020 for you stay strong,i really appreciate your reviews.
Can you put pencils in the onahole case, or pencils in the onahole, or vice versa?
Thank you for running such a useful site, I’ve used it a lot for researching which products to buy 🙂
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My body is ready
Love the sight. Hope I win. Stay safe and happy jerking.
Might as well
Hope you have a better year!
poo pee test
Dude I just need something to fuck 😉
never win these things, but will try anyway.
pray to the lord
me beg
I wouldn’t mind something nice to start the year off.
bruh
Can never have too many!
Well, your blog has made me want to try onaholes.
It’d be dope to win but I’m just glad to see a new post from you. Looking forward to the next review!
DID YOU GET YOUR BOX OF ONAHOLES FROM CUSTOMS YET??
Those toy bags are useful af, good luck
Grimsby I’m scared
These odds still don’t seem so bad. Good luck, all!
Well gee thanks mr Mankey. What a guy
count me in, been wanting to buy the truth but i’ve been too broke to afford it
Happy new year 🙂
Wish I could win! Never used an onahole before..
could you send me some fire and/or ashes when I win the prize? I heard Australia is in flames for all the karma they inflicted upon the internet so I want the authentic Aussie shipping experience.
here we come new years rng
I got nothing to lose, just win.
nice, thanks for convincing me on lolinco, been curious about mouth of truth, happy new year btw
I needed some shit with some bop in it, happy new year
Need this!
Oh baby, here we go again.
sup
Worth a shot I guess! Hope to see more posts this year ^_^
reading your articles are my guilty pleasure my guy, keep it up for 2020 and remember to take care of yourself (not just the dick)
Found your site in december. Keep up the good work!
Always wanted to try a MEIKI
I’ll always be interested in trying new toys.
Yes
O_O
2020 will be a nice year since the number itself has 2 holes in it. Gonna be a great year for hip reviews, so get on/in it infernal!
Good luck to everyone 😀
My life decisions led me here, what a great life. Also I need some hole to heal the one in my heart after the death of my previous one, not my heart the onahole.
Love this blog.
Good luck everyone.
May Lady Luck be smiling upon you all.
I’m gonna leave that rends warmer out near my desk. If anyone asks, it’s a WIFI booster.
Aika is sexy and so are you for this giveaway
ok, this is epic
You know what? Why the heck not?
Gimme the prizes (I could especially use that warmer)
Please god I need this
seems like someone heard your prayer
Drying sticks are useful :O
nut
I forgot to buy an onahole before coming home from my Japan trip. Guess my luggage was already overweight as it was with all the doujinshi I brought home though. Thanks for the posts infernal!
Oh hell yes
Yare yare
Aw fuck AIKA, you’re my kinda gyaru. But please stop with any more plastic surgery. You’re starting to look very fake, dear.
thou shall give
tactical dot.
Here goes nothing
Hey, I’m a lurker here, but your blog made me spend more than 4k euro on fucking fucktoys
Happy New Year and Hope your blog get more success 🙂
Happy New Year! Good luck to everyone!
Yo for real that onahole warmer looks good. I might need to buy one of those. Congrats on the 6th place.Maybe this year you’ll get first. Here’s to another great year!
Read way too many of your reviews in the past 45 minutes…. Tempting to buy one now. Good luck for this decade!
Your giveaways are always generous. Thanks for all the laughs you give!
uwu
Oof :3
:3
Akemashite Omedetou Gozaimasu!
Hope your safe from the fire my dude.
could be handy to have this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I’ve been reading your blog for a while now, you absolutely deserve 1st in the reader’s choice poll as far as I’m concerned. Happy new year’s ya funny motherfucker.
Well hello!
Mate ur blog is hilarious, surely chop some good stuff to a fellow aussie
Another round of DDD
AAAAA I HAVE TO BUST A NUT
Oh shit great prize
I love Aika.
Oh the good ol’ days when AIKA was heavily into gyaru… but that drawn illustration is hilariously overblown
Love your humor and reviews, keep up the great work and send ME those holes dammit!
Why not, this would be one of the sillier things to win from a luck of the draw!
(Also I want it)
Might as well give it a go
Hope I win! 😀
Waffles
Ebin
You’re too kind 👀
Very Hot!
Much needed
Hi! Happy Mes Year!!! 🤗✨🎉🎊
Hi! H.N.Y.!!! 🎊🎉✨🎉🎊🎉✨✨
Finding your blog in the past month has been the most hilarious, helpful shit I have seen.
There’s a hole based on one of the most beautiful women on Earth? Yeah, I’m in.
happy new year! lets go AIKA!
Have you ever tried putting beans in your onahole before using it?
Why not give it a shot. Hakuna Matata
Let’s do this!!
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
For a person who hasn’t bought a starter pack after 10 onaholes+, this competition must be fate.
Well this looks nice
Time to not win again, just how I like it.
I’ll use them while thinking of you.
I’d like to try too
Free stuff is good stuff 🙂
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Oregano onahole
I want this
Good stuff
herro
hope im not late
Look cool
Good shit. your reviews are good.
Looks awesome
Appreciate all the reviews, great site!
Might be too late, but worth a try anyways. Thanks for the entertainment 🙂
Happy New Year!!
W a a a a
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