Product: The Smell of a School Girl’s Freshly Taken Off Underwear (女子校生の脱ぎたてパンツの匂い)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Retailers: otonaJP / J-List* / Kanojo Toys*
– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links
Day 13,057 of self-quarantine: Cracked open the window earlier to experience a brief reminder of the outside world. “How awful” I mumble, squinting through an unbearable amount of natural light in the dead in night.
Suddenly, the unthinkable – I hear someone sneezing from a vague direction. Shit. What if the person in the apartment above had purposely extended their nostrils and mouth… ril out from the balcony in an act of snotty-saliva terrorism? No good.
I slam the window shut once again. That’ll do for at least another six months.
But was that brief brush with a honking shotgun blast of bodily fluids other than my own sperm enough to infect me though? Can’t panic just yet. Apparently one tell-tale sign of the virus is losing your sense of smell, and I’ve got just the thing for instant test results.
That’s right, The Smell of a School Girl’s Freshly Taken Off Underwear. Yes! So what exactly is a school girl’s FRESHLY taken off underwear supposed to smell like? Fuck if I know. It’s way too vague to capture anything like that in a little bottle of chemicals.
Perhaps they were FRESHLY taken off into a puddle of mud? What if said school girl sat on a cabbage and was (FRESHLY) removing her panties due to the vegetable-related crisis? That’s the beauty of it all. Bit of an erotic mystery thriller that’ll really get the ol’ brain struggling to process something at the very least.
Who knows, the virus might even be defeated by sheer determination to figure out whatever scent Tamatoys have invented.
I like the art on the box. Kinda looks like she’s holding a smaller version of herself behind her back – a real pickle of a situation for sure. Just like how those panties are stuck to her kneecaps. Is the secret to this smell gonna be glue? Classic trademarked vagina glue? Oh no. My brain.
Well fortunately – after a few attempts at huffing this directly into my bloodstream – I’m pretty sure I can safely say Tamatoys at least tried coming up with an appealing scent here. You know, in the grotty sorta way.
After spraying it on whatever and letting it sit for about 30 seconds, The Smell of a School Girl’s Freshly Taken Off Underwear gives off vibes of a dirty clothes pile that should have been chucked in the washing machine weeks ago.
It’s like a mix of stale, damp death and sweaty socks I guess. Occasionally there’s a sharp hint of… fuckin’…. something too. Maybe a decaying peach that someone sat on. These underwear may have been freshly taken off, but they’re anything but.
Either way there’s enough here to get the rank goodness going. Way too many times a ‘smell of girl’s something something underwear’ product is just an overpowering explosion of strawberry or cheap perfume, but this hits the mark.
It’s not particularly specific and it tends to fade pretty quick, however I definitely found it adding some extra throb™ to my various erections. And really, that’s about the best you can hope for with this stuff.
The Smell of a School Girl’s Freshly Taken Off Underwear
+ Probably won’t make you say “WOW THAT’S BEEN NEAR A VAGINA HEY”, but the scent has an addictive enough quality to it. Bit sour and sweaty probably. Who fuckin’ knows
+ Absolutely no chance of this being sold out with panic buying
+ You could spray it in everyone’s face to ensure social distancing when out and about
– The smell fades quickly which is unusual for a Tamatoys release. Just means you might run out faster, and it isn’t exactly cheap
Hey, thanks for reading! Feel free to follow me on Twitter for more onahole stuff. Or if you’re feeling extra generous, please consider donating to my PayPal. I’d greatly appreciate it. Your support keeps my penis alive (inside new and interesting onaholes!)
Ahhhh… I know the world is ending but there’s something so damned comforting about your scent reviews. It makes me feel like I can live to perv another day. Thank you for your service.
little longer than expected
*__* WOW dat girl though… MOE-factor over 9k i guess. I’ll try this one out for sure… If ever some european retailer will have it in stock.
ooh, the panties on the box look a lot like the ones you got with that onahole a while back! maybe you could spray it on those
I bought one of their newer products and I probably need to dilute these things with water before spraying them anywhere. Just a small spray on my wrist to test it out and I lost my sense of smell for 5 minutes.
You probably should not spray these on your body. Use a piece of cloth or paper tissue. That way the smell probably also lasts longer. Sure onaholes are most certainly toxic to some degree aswell but in this case skin contact is avoidable.