Review: R-20 Third

Product: R-20 Third
Manufacturer: Toy’s Heart
Measurements: length – 16.5cm, weight – 335g
Retailers: ToyDemon* / Kanojo Toys* / otonaJP / MotsuToys*

– This product was provided by ToyDemon* for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Man, I was gonna say it feels like forever since Toy’s Heart have released a new R-20 onahole and wow whaddya know, it kinda has.

See back in ye olde pube year of 2015, I covered the R-20 and R-20 Puni – a glorious time when I managed to put out more than half a review every month – but by then they’d both been out for ages. A tragedy. Hell the R-20 is about as ancient as it gets in the onahole world. It was one of the first products Toy’s Heart ever released, yet they still make it to this very day. Good!

No time for that though; this is the futuristic world of 2020. And as I’m sure we’re all aware at this point, 2020 demands endless big bags of sloppy disappointment.

Enter R-20 Third. Oh rather, don’t.

I mean, I love that Toy’s Heart jumped back into this series after such a long time, but fuck. Maybe they really shouldn’t have hey. To be honest at this point I like barely even remember what the first two felt like in regards to a technical scientific-shaft level, but the difference here is still immediately obvious.

For one, R-20 Third is a god damn magnet for cat hair and dust in general. It’s absurd. Almost impressed at how it even manages to achieve this forbidden art.

If you’ve been following this blog (or perhaps even not), you may have seen my cat Hunter. I got her about a year before I started this ongoing onahole adventure in 2013, so I’ve gotten used to dealing with stray cat hairs floating onto onaholes and it’s usually not a huge issue. Washes right off.

R-20 Third however borders on being an Eldritch abomination. I have NEVER seen an onahole attract this must garbage, and it sticks on to the point of basically fusing with the fucking thing. The material isn’t even sticky or anything! It’s bizarre.

Here’s a simple diagram that shows exactly what’s going on:

Oh geez, it’s been years since I’ve tried drawing anything in MS Paint and I only just now noticed the onahole looks like a hairy dick more than anything. NOT CHANGIN’ IT NOW.

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

Visually there’s uh, not really much to say about R-20 Third. It’s just a very generic tube thing which is pretty standard stuff from Toy’s Heart.

At 16.5cm in length this isn’t quite as long as the original R-20 which flopped out at just over 19cm, but boy is it tougher. Right away this onahole just feels like a bloody brick compared to just about anything I’ve seen from Toy’s Heart in the past. There’s very little flex.

Also has a lasting burnt rubber scent which is disappointing. It’s only slight, but just… hasn’t seemed to go away.

– Feeling –

So, okay. My main issue with R-20 Third is actually its entry point alone. The opening is kinda deeply recessed, meaning your head gets sandwiched by the outer material before you actually get inside. A bunch of onaholes are like this and whatever, but those aren’t bloody rock solid chunks of urethra-pinching death like R-20 Third.

Guiding your cock into the artificial abyss after a long day/hour/minute of not masturbating shouldn’t be met with this sorta tough love. Like, popping into an onahole for that first stroke tends to offer the best jolt of pleasure, but this is just unpleasant.

The more times I used this onahole, the more I started to awkwardly anticipate that sharp sensation of grinding my dick past its rough sandpaper gate. You can’t even really slather it up with extra lube unless you want a massive sloppy mess all over your balls.

Once you get over that shock, the tunnel offers two sets of haphazardly textured nubs which absolutely smash the shit out of your cock. They’re thick and put up massive resistance, offering an absurd level of tight stimulation which each stroke.

This is fantastic initially, but another major issue comes into play pretty quick.

Basically Toy’s Heart have made this tunnel too cramped and it absolutely doesn’t work with their choice of hard rubber. The walls struggle to expand around your shaft, so it’ll get stuck or simply result in less fluid motions. A lot of the time I’d find my dick either jammed up towards the back or completely blocked off at the halfway point.

(Be sure to check the spoiler tag for dick pics at the end of the review winkyfacehaha.gif)

I’ve run out of images to use 🙁

While there were certainly moments where I managed to get a decent wank session in, for the most part the onahole felt like waiting for the timer to run down in a shithouse gacha game or something. Waaaait a few seconds and you can get ONE STROKE, then stuck. Wait a few moooore seconds, FREEDOM, TIME FOR ANOTHER STRO- stuck. Cool. Good.

Just not satisfying whatsoever.

– Cleaning –

Flushing R-20 Third out is simple enough, but again, dust sticks to this thing like a magnet. It’s a complete nightmare to keep the outside from looking like a Muppet.

The material being tank-like quality ensures excellent durability at least.

– Summary –

I’m very rarely let down by anything Toy’s Heart put out, but R-20 Third’s gone and bucked (fucked?) the trend. Can’t say I enjoyed my time with this one. Got in a few decent cums, but this is nooooot an onahole I’d ever want to use regularly. The material is far too harsh leading to an absolutely awful entry point and a tunnel that simply can’t expand enough to allow safe passage.

It’s a shame because the tunnel has some excellent crush points along with a large end zone to freely cum into, but too many other factors fight against it all the way to flaccid town.

And it’s pretty hard to get excited about visiting flaccid town.

R-20 Third

+ It’s a really tough onahole, could probably use it as a makeshift bat for any number of exciting sporting events
+ The tunnel offers some gigantic bursts of crushing stimulation

– Simply too rigid for its own good. The walls have very little flexibility causing jagged wanking motions
– Terrible entry point, feels like you’re about to penetrate a damn brick
– Slight rubber smell that keeps lingering
– Attracts dust worse than the Wii U or Vita ever did, very difficult to keep clean

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