Competition! Win a Blue Frame Uminari onahole

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Update: This competition has now ended. The winning coordinates were ‘E-3’ (RIP E3). Congratulations to Mel!

I’m sure we’ve all dreamed of having sex with a big ‘ol battleship at some point in our lives, right? R-right? Flooding the seamen on board with your semen and all that; having a perfectly normal one. Well good news! Here’s your chance to win an onahole based on a model ship.

The Blue Frame Uminari by Yawaraka Sozai is definitely a unique concept! And while I haven’t tried it, I’m preeeetty confident this onahole will feel fantastic. These guys also made a gunship version which I reviewed ages ago and it’s still one of my favourite things ever.

Usually I like to include a bottle of lube with onahole prizes, but look I’m gonna be honest… lube is too expensive to ship internationally right now. :'( I’ll toss in some snacks though! Surely just as good. Blue Frame Uminari includes a little sample bottle of lube in the box anyway, should hopefully keep you going for a while.

– The prize – 

1 x Blue Frame Uminari onahole
?? x Chocolates and biscuits

All new. The onahole box is a bit squished, but only because my flatmate’s dog sat on it. (No it arrived like that, really).

– How to enter –

Ya ever played Battleship? Imagine I’ve got a ship that takes up one coordinate on the map and leave a comment with your combination to sink it. One entry per person, please! Given it’s likely multiple entries will guess the same result, I’ll chuck all matching comments into a randomizer to pick the winner.

Also please make sure to fill in the email field so I can contact the winner (your email address won’t show up publicly).

If you’ve never played Battleship, then it’s like this:

(Simply pick a letter and number – F7 is just an example plz)

Entries close by the end of August 14th. Any timezone, whatever. The winner will be notified by email. This competition is open to everyone worldwide.

Good luck!

102 thoughts on “Competition! Win a Blue Frame Uminari onahole”

  76. A6!

    Here is to hoping I shoot your ship! August 14th is actually my birthday so I am feeling lucky on this one! (I remember making this same statement last year when you did one arround this time with me entering on August 14th. Sadly that did not pay off last year).

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  97. Why are people still trying to enter? I know a winner hasn’t been announced yet, but the comp clearly closed on august 14th. Which I am fairly certain has ended on all parts of the earth by now.

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