Review: Tsurupeta Girlfriend

Product: Tsurupeta Girlfriend (つるぺたガールフレンド)
Manufacturer: A-One Toyko
Measurements: length – 14cm, weight – 350g
Retailers: otonaJP / Kanojo Toys*

– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

I was today years old and tall enough to ride the vandalised-vending-machine down a landslide (should the fabled time come), when I found out ‘tsurupeta’ basically means ‘flat-chested’. The more you know! I’m almost entirely certain I’ve reviewed an onahole with tsurupeta in its title years ago, but assumed it was just some kinda unique product name… like Garfield.

Anyway, this makes A-One Tokyo’s latest budget onahole Tsurupeta Girlfriend pretty straight-forward in the naming department. That’s fine though, and might even throw custom officers for a loop if they tear open your rubber fuck toy package only to see a suspiciously young pouty-faced girl on the box.

“What is this shit, Garfield?!”

Instant jail time.

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

I dunno why, but I ended up trying the little sample pack of lube… only for it to all instantly dribble out down my leg. Great! Ready to put my foot up the arse of whoever made that shit.

(I took these photos after fucking it a few times, so apologies if it’s lookin’ a bit ragged around the opening there).

For the most part Tsurupeta Girlfriend is pretty much exactly what you’d expect from an entry-level onahole. Maybe even a bit more! It looks nice enough with some actual attempt at detail though, and thankfully doesn’t smell like a car doing burnouts in your nostrils. There was some faint lingering scent at first, but it vanished soon enough.

The real ‘oh yeah, this is a $17 onahole’ aspect comes into play with A-One’s material being incredibly flexible to the point of lacking any resistance and floppin’ about like some kind of flat-chested fish glitching out of water.

I mean, there’s nothing wrong with a soft onahole, but Tsurupeta Girlfriend is a bit too melted-gummy-bear–esque in your hands.

– Feeling –

Gotta say, I went into this (ehueuhe) with very little expectations based on how floppy the onahole felt, and sure enough there’s almost nothing to it once your dick manages to slip all the way in. It’s just like you’re suddenly inside with zero effort.

Imagine a bank heist movie, except the vault’s wide open and a comically oversized bag of money is just sitting on the floor. “I’m in”. Then they start cumming a bit in their pants and the credits roll whilst audience members scream and scramble out of the theatre.

But shit, once you start slowly stroking away, Tsurupeta Girlfriend really begins to deliver. It takes a while, but you’ll find the entrance ‘sticking’ to the base of your shaft – as if your flat-chested girlfriend is actually a Dragon Quest slime (the dream) – and it’s such a uniquely pleasant sensation. Damn. Kinda keeps you locked inside.

Meanwhile the walls are textured with a nice mesh kinda pattern:

RIP :'(

It’s a fairly simple design, but feels great wrapped around your shaft. Pretty much every area is gently stimulated as the net-like pattern stretches and warps around, plus it ensures each stroke is slightly different. At the very end your head catches across a thick band before hitting some minor nubs.

At its best, this all works much better than I ever expected. You can’t really go too fast with Tsurupeta Girlfriend, but as a slow burn I’ve built up some stupidly powerful orgasms into it. The type that punch out the tip and make you say “haha cool, I’m going to sleep now” before ragdolling onto the floor.

Unfortunately though – since the material is so thin and there’s nothing there to really keep your cock guided in place – most of the time I found myself randomly bulging out of the poor onahole’s chest or back. This especially tends to happen when you’re in those final few death-grip strokes right before cumming, resulting in some missed stimulation.

I mean it’s not exactly the worst thing, but it surely can’t be good for the onahole’s long-term durability.

Here’s a bit of an exaggerated example since I was purposely yanking it down pretty hard after finishing:

Still though! A bigger dick might just end up ripping right through.

– Cleaning –

Weeoooow, at least one huge plus to the ultra soft design is the cleaning process. Tsurupeta Girlfriend is an absolute cinch to wash as you can freely flip the bloody thing inside-out. Technically you can do this to a whole shitload of onaholes out there, although I don’t usually recommend it as the material gets pretty stressed out in the process. Go wild here though, Tsurupeta Girlfriend can take it.

The onahole does get incredibly sticky over time however, so make sure you’ve got some cornflour/starch on hand to slap on.

Also, when was the last time you saw anyone use ‘cinch’ in a sentence? I originally had ‘breeze’, but I’m pretty sure I’ve used that word ten billion times by now. Time to bring back the cinch.

Guro warning:

– Summary –

Honestly for an onahole that can be had for as little as $17, Tsurupeta Girlfriend easily surpassed my expectations for a budget wank. It works best when you take things slow and casually edge yourself into oblivion. Mild stimulation and incredibly soft material makes this an increasingly rare combo of pleasure for those with sensitive heads too.

The fact that you might find yourself poking through walls you shouldn’t be exploring is a tad concerning, although I’m genuinely surprised with its durability so far.

Maybe… don’t expect this one to last too long just in case though.

Tsurupeta Girlfriend

+ It’s pretty cheap
+ Mild, pleasant stimulation that’s great for edging and stamina training
+ Piss-easy to clean

– Walls are super thin, so your dick is gonna randomly poke out the sides mid-toss
– If you’re hung then wew probably forget about it hey
– Long-term durability could be an issue

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