Review: Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Extra Virgin

Product: Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Extra Virgin (すじまんくぱぁEXバージンろりんこ マジックアイズ )
Manufacturer: Magic Eyes
Measurements: length – 18cm, weight – 660g
Retailers: otonaJP / Motsu Toys* / Kanojo Toys* / Otona-Sekai / J-List* / ToyDemon*

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Good news, everyone! The already kinda suss loli-like bride Sujiman Kupa Lolinco is back after four previous marriages to several thousand penises worldwide each time, but now she’s somehow more of a virgin than ever!

In fact she’s gone and become all EXTRA VIRGIN – potentially lubin’ up with a bit of classic olive oil for that multi-purpose goodness. So how does someone turn into an extra turbo super deluxe virgin despite their fifth marriage? Who knows, but I love when an onahole series manages to capture some unwritten murder mystery lore to it without even trying.

Here’s Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Extra Virgin, the latest addition to Magic Eyes’ incredibly successful and 100% legally binding range of rubber anime wives.

Originally introduced in 2014 with a level of pure shaft-squeezing abuse and chunky goodness rarely fucked with in an anime vag, Magic Eyes really knocked it out of the park with Sujiman Kupa Lolinco. The uh, the cum park, I guess? Just an entire open space filled with cum. World peace.

They followed it up with a bigger version in 2015, then shrunk it back down with softer material in 2017, before giving it a see-through gel makeover in 2019. Whew. All these versions kept the same internal design – and with the exception of Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Mochiri Soft (secret: the soft one) – I’ve absolutely adored obliterating them all.

Here’s a quick recap:

– Sujiman Kupa Lolinco = 
– Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo =   !
– Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Mochiri Soft = 
– Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Crystal Hard =

This new Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Extra Virgin release marks a major change then, as the tunnel itself has been completely altered. Looks the same on the outside, but we’ve got a whole new meat maze to navigate inside.

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

Firstly and most importantly, the Japanese marriage registration form (a ‘konin todoke’ if you want to impress old folks at the local bus stop) is back to being included on the box. Finally, thank god wow. Magic Eyes didn’t feature this on the last one for whatever reason.

Aside from that the presentation is fairly basic. Standard sample of lube and a plastic container which could be used for storage purposes. That art of Lolinco herself is pretty nice too, what with the letter V in Virgin conveniently blocking her panties. Customs officers = defeated.

Don’t worry, your one very likely won’t include cat hair on it within seconds of opening the box!

Again, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Extra Virgin looks virtually identical to the original design, which is fine. The little belly button slit thing, nipples and hyper-puckered anus are back for decoration, and the entrance still consists of some hugely puffy, circus tent flaps. (Please look forward to my upcoming line of erotic novels).

In terms of its physical size, this one sits right in between the original model and its bigger Virgo version.

The material is a considerable improvement over a lot of Magic Eyes’ other recent releases for long-term durability and lack of smell, however you can see above (and below!) that there was a design fault near the entrance.

Judging by user reviews on Amazon Japan, this appears to be a common issue unfortunately.

Even if this didn’t happen out of the box, I feel like it’d be damn near impossible to keep that part from splitting regardless. Just kinda weird.

– Feeling –

Please help, it’s my balls. They’re like raisins at this point. I’m completely addicted to this onahole. Started using it about two weeks ago and I’ve just had constant erections fighting through flaccid insomnia merely thinking about fucking this thing when I’m not inside it. Don’t even know what day it is anymore.

Even pushing into the entrance is an absolute treat; watching the outer lips stretch over your head before bouncing back into shape down your shaft. Jesus.

Once inside, a wildly powerful elastic ring immediately challenges you to a fight. Good. You can get through it easy enough, but prepare to be locked in place with some aggressive tightness constantly digging into your shaft.

From there the tunnel just goes absolutely ape shit, pushing massive waves of stimulation across every inch of your dick in a determined quest to almost literally squeeze an orgasm right out. Think a tube of toothpaste hey.

These walls are laced with haphazardly placed chunks, and each one is roughly textured as you slide in and out. It’s an endless assault. But if you can survive long enough for the lube to fully coat every aspect, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Extra Virgin slowly calms the fuck down into something slightly less brutal.

I’ve had slower sessions upwards of 45 minutes, casually multi-tasking online while soaking in the pleasure. Other times it’s been like “haha gonna masturba-OH NO CUM”. Luck of the horny draw I guess.

Either way, there’s a wildly comforting sorta sensation to this onahole when you’re mid-toss. The walls end much feeling fuller and thicker than they really are. Would love to cum into this in front a fireplace whilst swirling a glass of port all over my dressing gown.

… Hell, I’d love to just own a dressing gown.

Then you get to the end point and FUCK (props to NLS Japan for sacrificing an onahole for the photo above). This part attempts to replicate a uterus, made of considerably harder material than the tunnel. It’s entirely new to this version.

Ideally designed so your head will smash snugly into it and get cupped by the surrounding walls, but in practice this sorta rarely ever works. A lot of the time I’d end up just awkwardly mashing around it.

Still a nice extra jolt of pleasure, but if the gacha gods are wanking in your favour you’ll manage to pop inside perfectly.

If so, the resulting sensation is kinda… strange? Almost like a grandma going to pinch you on the cheek, but instead she falls over and latches onto your crotch in a last-ditch attempt at regaining balance. Very sharp.

Not entirely unpleasant, but this may catch you completely off-guard – especially since it happens at random upon each thrust. I try to stick to mid-section when possible.

– Cleaning –

It wouldn’t be an ‘Infernal gets insanely hyped about the simple act of cumming for several paragraphs before suddenly throwing the entire review off-balance’ thing without some good ol’ fashioned negativity, and boy is Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Extra Virgin an absolute nightmare to clean. Holy shit man, washing out this onahole sucks.

It’s entirely manageable of course, but that uterus blob of an end section manages to trap various liquids of the sticky kind with an absolute vengeance. Prepare to spend a loooong time flushing this out.

And lemme tell you, there’s absolutely nothing more flaccid than frantically fingering the slimy, warm depths of a hole under running water as the sink begins to clog because the pipes are struggling from years of cum and lube going down them. The mental image of a plumber eventually being called out only to witness true eldritch despair.

Drying the end part is a fuckin’ bitch too. The onahole will begin to ease up over time as your cock stretches the tunnel, but getting in there with a microfibre cloth the first few times is a struggle.

– Summary –

Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Extra Virgin is an addictive, head-spinning time. The chaotic walls deliver an endless assault of stimulation as the opening ring almost threatens to lop your shaft off at the base with its sheer tightness. Some QA issues aside – which seems to be a luck of the draw thing – Magic Eyes have made a solid proper sequel to the original design.

Your millage may vary with the uterus end point however. Sometimes it feels great to whack into it, other times it’s just a weird clumsy barrier.

Personally I still prefer the Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo to this, as it’s slightly more aggressive (!), bigger in size and easier to clean. (Also at the time of writing the Virgo is also still in production and runs for the same price on ToyDemon* despite being a larger, heavier toy).

But nah yeah, Extra Virgin is great too!

Here’s a vid where I didn’t really know what to do after cumming so I just awkwardly fondle my cock wow:

Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Extra Virgin

+ Incredibly tight entry point keeps you locked in place as the walls go to town on your shaft
+ High level stimulation that’s somehow still manageable and doesn’t get repetitive
+ Uterus feels great when/if you manage to randomly pop into it

– Uterus feels like nothing most of the time
– Slight chance of a weird design fault near the entrance
– Pain in the arse to clean, requires an absurd amount of patience

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