Review: The Scent of a School Girl’s Sweaty Blouse

Product: The Scent of a School Girl’s Sweaty Blouse (女子校生の汗で濡れ透けブラウスの匂い)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Retailers: otonaJP* / Kanojo Toys*

– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes
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Get yourself in that erotic big sexual sex mindset for a moment, and just imagine… being on a train. “WOW” you say, cum practically flooding out of every orifice. But wait, it gets better! You’re on the train right, waiting to depart the platform. Probably St. Anime’s Sloppy Joe station, I dunno.

Anyway just as the emergency doomsday siren goes off to signifying the doors closing, a remarkably sweaty girl just barely manages to get on by front-flipping through the floor. “Phew, made it” she says, flicking her hair free of enough warm bodily fluid to coat – and burn – every passenger onboard.

Screaming in discomfort, you can’t help but briefly put aside the pain as you notice her blouse. Holy fuck it’s so sweaty. Her bra is glistening through drenched fabric as a visible heat-haze rises up to slowly melt the carriage ceiling.

Completely hyper-fixated on the girl’s chest (or perhaps still in traumatic shock from the last ten seconds of whirlwind events), you don’t even notice she’s looking directly at you. Oh no, it’s far too late to avert your gaze.

In an unexpected reaction, she simply smiles; light reflecting off her glazed skin with enough force to combust a nearby passenger’s newspaper and head.

“Movin’ to the country…” she says, now completely deadpan.

H-huh? Huh??

The girl begins slowly walking towards you, “… I’m gonna eat a lot of peaches.” Now practically face-to-face, the sweat is rapidly gushing down her body like a waterfall. People are slipping over behind her. Randy Pitchford levels of sweat.

Then it hits you. The smell.

Of peaches.

“Millions of peaches, peaches for me.
Millions of peaches, peaches for free.
Millions of peaches, peaches for me.
Millions of peaches, peaches for free, look out!”

She rips open her blouse and unleashes a devastating barrage of salt-infused rotten peaches. Squished fruit fills the train at an impossible rate, shattering every window as juice pours out onto the track below.

The train derails, doing a sick barrel roll into a nearby lake.

‘Bro… but her blouse was so fucking sweaty‘ you think as you float on the surface, barely conscious and completely unable to comprehend how you survived.

Yeah, The Scent of a School Girl’s Sweaty Blouse? Just smells like peaches. Weird kinda peaches. Maybe peaches that have been sat on or they’re a bit off? Fuckin’ whoopee.

It’s a really sharp burn of peaches at first, but it kinda settles into something you could absolutely spray on as deodorant and mostly nobody would give a shit. “Hey mate you smell like old peaches”, someone might comment. “Should probably go see a doctor about that hey”.

The fact this launched the same time as The Smell of the Sweaty Uniform Athletic Club Girl should have been an immediate red flag, because why the hell would a company release two sweat themed smell fetish things based around slightly different clothing? … Erections and money I suppose.

Anyway be sure to check out that one instead, because it’s really quite good! This one isn’t.

Unless you cum to the smell of peaches.

Which is okay! A-all good. No judgements here.

The Scent of a School Girl’s Sweaty Blouse

+ The Presidents of the United States of America‘s first album is still an absolute treat 

– This just smells like peaches
– Doesn’t capture the scent of anything sweaty whatsoever, couldn’t even get a single throb from my cock

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