Review: Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo Premium Soft

Product: Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo Premium Soft (すじまん くぱぁ ろりんこ 処女宮～バルゴ～PREMIUM SOFT)
Manufacturer: Magic Eyes
Measurements: length – 20cm, weight – 900g
Retailers: otonaJP*

– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Whew, Magic Eyes’ classic ‘loli-bride-able-to-marry-hundreds-of-thousands-of-penises-simitanously-worldwide’ onahole series is now quickly reaching the point where they’ll require an entry in everyone’s favourite digital encyclopedia – Microsoft Encarta for Windows 95 – to even keep track of anymore.

But in an effort to keep things somewhat simple, they’ve just released two new versions of 2015’s incredible Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo (which itself was a bigger version of the regular Sujiman Kupa Lolinco). This is the first time Magic Eyes have actually done anything new with Virgo since its initial release, as they typically just experiment with a billion different takes on the original.

Five years, weeow. Time flies when you’re having… cum?

So yeah cool, now there’s Premium Soft and Premium Hard editions thrown into the mix. Today I’ll be getting ‘premium hard’ *winks at camera* for the Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo Premium Soft. *Keeps winking at an alarming rate*.

Now you might look at that box and think “wow, I sure could go for some lasagna right now”, which is a perfectly reasonable response to basically anything. Nothing beats a good lasagna.

However, on the off-chance your were instead pondering about how good that box would look in orange rather than grey, then boy do I have some news for you!

See, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo Premium Soft is actually exclusive to otonaJP when it comes to import retailers. It’s not just an arbitrary case of them going all Epic Game Store and paying for timed exclusivity either, as Magic Eyes specifically designed otonaJP-themed English packaging for this and everything. Bit different. I don’t think I’ve seen something like this before.

Basically you likely won’t find this for sale on the likes of ToyDemon or MotsuToys as a result. (Premium Hard can be found on most sites though).

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

Praise be to the RNG gods this didn’t get randomly inspected by Australian customs. Maybe some lines should best be left untranslated, guys… 😐

Anyway, at first glance this looks exactly the same as the regular Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo which you’d probably completely expect. Imagine if it looked like a tin of baked beans or something, fuck. There would be an international bean-related crisis for sure.

Love my torso-slab of a wife being branded for life with the Magic Eyes logo and Ag+ so I know for sure she has antibacterial properties. Very erotic.

Always get a nice old-school horror vibe when turning the flash on.

The entry point is as gloriously puffy as ever, and now considerably easier to spread open so you can hide your valuables should the situation arise.

But yes, handling Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo Premium Soft is a world of difference compared to the original Virgo. The physical size and weight (900g) are the same, but this artificially manages to feel shitloads heavier thanks to its super doughy material sinking between your fingers. The onahole kinda seems like it always wants to melt onto the floor.

Absolutely lives up to the Premium Soft part of its name though. Line your car’s bonnet with a few of these babies and you could likely survive a head-on impact with an asteroid. This is some silky smooth stuff, and I think it especially enhances the contours from a visual (and dick…ual??) point of view.

You also get a sneak peak at the inner layer’s material through the top now, which sure is something I guess.

– Feeling –

So how does one of the tightest and most stimulating onaholes around translate to a new dual-layer design consisting of vastly softer material? WEEEELLL. I mean, pushing inside is still a real treat as the massive fluffy lips gently swallow up your cock before delivering a one-two punch of stimulation as your head pops through a series of increasingly tighter rings.

From there however, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo Premium Soft basically turns into an indistinguishable blob. The inner material is almost doughy in its texture and for the life of me I couldn’t tell anything apart.

On my first use I got this surprising little sting that’d scrape the underside of my shaft at random. This was fucking rad, because it was just nice enough to balance out the dense handful of goo I was gripping in my hand with pure Hamburglar energy. Just you try to rip a McRonald burger from his iron clutches – impossible.

But uh, this like… completely vanished after the first wash. Maybe it was a metal shard from the factory that snuck its way in there and I washed it out? Maybe it is now inside my penis? Maybe I was merely having a stroke whilst having a stroke and imagined the entire sensation? The unsolved mystery potential is staggering.

While the tunnel design is the same as the original Virgo, this version trades the bulk of that tightness and stimulation for a massively thick and squishy ride. Being such a heavy onahole (for its size) meant the fluffy material always felt like it was sinking onto my crotch too. It made faster motions more difficult, and even ramming into it as hard as possible simply felt like falling dick-first into a tub of pudding.

Overall I’m honestly not too keen on it, but given that I tend to gravitate more towards onaholes that beat the fuck out of my dick that’s not too surprising. Just about every wank resulted in a bit of a sad ‘time to wrap this up’ cum and I was left feeling unsatisfied. Had to use pure mental energy to get over the finish line a few times there.

Once you get going there’s just sadly not enough in here to keep things exciting. No distinct textures, no vacuum chamber. Just blob.

At least the entrance is still fantastic!

– Cleaning –

Holy crap, a Sujiman Kupa Lolinco that’s actually pretty easy to clean! It only took seven years hey. The soft, flexible material here is super easy-going to stretch open and flush out. Likewise it’s heaps less hassle to jam a microfibre cloth inside to dry the tunnel.

Also thankfully the material seems to hold up really well. I held off posting this review for quite some time (’bout two weeks) just because Magic Eyes’ stuff is so hit or miss lately. I’ve had no issues with this.

To be fair it’d probably take a diamond pinecone made of rusty nails to damage Magic Eyes’ ultra soft material, but more importantly the exterior hasn’t gone all funky. Still feels the same to hold and hasn’t picked up any mysterious gross black spots.

– Summary –

Ultimately I’m left basically shrugging my shoulders until they pop outta the sockets with Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo Premium Soft, but I don’t think my war-torn penis is exactly the target member for something this insanely soft. It’s a very mushy onahole with low-level stimulation; the exact opposite of 2015’s original Virgo.

I mean, that’s basically the entire point, but I kinda feel like maybe Magic Eyes have somehow made this too soft. Especially given they haven’t reduced the weight, so you get the added bonus of the onahole constantly drooping down like a bus of old ladies at the casino. The tunnel loses everything except for a comfy dense feeling around your shaft.

If you’ve got a sensitive head and haven’t had much luck with other onaholes, this might be right up your alley. Otherwise I’d just recommend getting either the original Virgo or the more recent Extra Virgin edition from earlier this year.

Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo Premium Soft

+ It really is incredibly soft, inside and out. Could be nice if you have a sensitive head or want minimal stimulation down your shaft
+ Entry point feels great
+ Easiest version of Lolinco to clean so far

– Soft to the point of losing the majority of its texture and stimulation
– No satisfaction from pushing in deep; wanking with it feels like hitting a mushy barrier
– The onahole tends to ‘sink’ in your hand during use, which leads to it feels unbalanced

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