Competition! Win a Brain Fucker onahole

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Update: This competition has now ended. Congratulations to Owe!

Bit late here, but happy ‘holy shit it’s not 2020 anymore but it kinda still feels like it regardless‘, everyone! I hope you all had a nice holiday and a wank and a whatever else. Nothing like bringing in the new year with your own homemade fireworks display.

And so after much debate (three seconds worth), I figured it’d be nice to kick things off with a competition. It’s definitely been a while, so why not go for a really weird one.

– The prize – 

That’s right, it’s the BRAIN onahole. Tamatoys’ creatively titled Brain Fucker. It got them a lot of social media attention yet seemingly very little sales; discontinuing the product just a few months after launch. Who could have guessed?!

Brain Fucker was one of many planned onahole reviews I had to completely bail on last year (haha crippling depression), and honestly I don’t see muuuch point in reviewing it now considering nobody can purchase it anymore.

But yes! Brain Fucker has sat around in my wardrobe all this time. Please note I’ve opened the box, but the actual onahole inside there is brand new and factory sealed.

Oh no.

 

– How to enter –

Nice and simple yo. Just leave a comment below! Anything’s good, but *please make sure to fill in the email field* so I can contact the winner (your email won’t show up publicly). One entry per person, please!

Entries close by the end of January 18th. Any time zone, whatever. The winner will be chosen at random and notified by email. This competition is open to everyone worldwide. :’) Packaging can be removed upon request.

Good luck!

80 thoughts on “Competition! Win a Brain Fucker onahole”

  3. In the super offchance that I win, I will write a review for you to post on your blog. I will try to include your usual sense of humour and jokes and come up with some funny lines.

    But thats only if I win ofcourse 😛

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  6. I could while away the hours
    Conferrin’ with the flowers
    Consultin’ with the rain
    And my head, I’d be scratchin’
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
    If I only had a brain

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  32. Use this while watching zombie dystopian TV… All the good seasons of Walking Dead (were they ever good?) Should I just hate-watch and hatef**k this? What type of lube will suit brainz? So many questions 😂
    Happy 2021 Inferno monkey. Long time reader, first time commenting.

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  39. This is what we Call “Brain Power”

    Are you ready?
    Are you ready?

    Adrenaline is pumping
    Adrenaline is pumping
    Generator. Automatic lover
    Atomic. Atomic. Overdrive
    Blockbuster. Brain power
    Call me a leader. Cocaine
    Don’t you try it, don’t you try it
    Innovator. Killer machine
    There’s no fate. Take control
    Brain power

    Let the bass kick
    O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
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    JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA-O———-

    Adrenaline is pumping
    Adrenaline is pumping
    Generator. Automatic lover
    Atomic. Atomic. Overdrive
    Blockbuster. Brain power
    Call me a leader. Cocaine
    Don’t you try it, don’t you try it
    Innovator. Killer machine
    There’s no fate. Take control
    Brain power

    Let the bass kick
    O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
    O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-
    JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
    O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-
    JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA-O———-

    Let the bass kick
    O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
    O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-
    JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
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    JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA-O———-

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  48. Never thought I’d want to fuck a brain but hey, why not! I always read your reviews before purchasing and haven’t been disappointed yet. Thanks for all you do for us degenerates. Best of luck in 2021!

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