Review: Kimetsu no Yaiba Fangs

Product: Kimetsu no Yaiba Fangs (亀滅の八重歯)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 320g
Retailers: otonaJP / J-List* / Kimochii Shop / Kanojo Toys* / ToyDemon*

– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

C’mon now, it wasn’t a matter of if we’d get a parody onahole based on Demon Slayer from Tamatoys specifically – but when. There’s no logical, physical possibly in which these guys could have passed up the opportunity for such a massive media franchise. They would very likely implode.

Most recently, the first Demon Slayer movie (released in October 2020 during a newfound era where nobody knows what a cinema even is) shattered box office records in Japan, rapidly succeeding previous titles such as Spirited Away and The Great Outdoors starring John Candy-san in less than two months. Absurd.

I mean fuck, Demon Slayer’s fate as ‘big horny, big money’ was evident in its very first episode.

If anything I’m surprised more onahole companies didn’t beat Tamatoys to the punch. But here we are.

Back in November Tamatoys launched Kimetsu no Yaiba Fangs – a blowjob style onahole styled on the bamboo-chompin’ character of Nezuko. It pretty much immediately sold out.

Managing to secure one of these has been a journey in itself. At the time of writing, otonaJP have sold out multiple times, J-List* are being greasy fucks and price gouging their stock to the point of $70 USD (almost twice the RRP), ToyDemon* are currently running pre-orders for a shipment in March, and even Amazon Japan have consistently struggled to keep up with demand.

This onahole has almost certainly been one of Tamatoys most successful parody gambles ever. But did they actually put any effort in, or is it another generic dick tube selling on the laugh factor alone?

Stay tuned for the next episode of Dragon Ba- nah, wait what?! It’s pretty good hey.

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

So the big thing going on with this onahole is its promise of some good ‘ol fang action. Sure, a lot of blowjob toys offer a full set of teeth at this point, but not many have dared to throw in some sharp vein-piercing fangs.

(Hot Powers released a few vampire-themed onaholes years ago, but I’m not entirely sure if they made any kind of impact – in the financial or physical sense).

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It’s tough trying to open this thing’s gob one-handed, but already you can sorta see the fangs within.

Attempting to stretch it open further resulted in a bit of a fuckin’ nightmare:

Haha good, very erotic.

But yeah, the visual detail is certainly here. Those teeth at the very least look great, plus there’s a surprisingly well-textured tongue and the pink material has a nice slippery sheen to it. All very normal things you’d expect to read in a sentence.

Other than that it’s a fairly… bland looking onahole on the outside? With that coin-slot mouth and honker of a nose, I’m almost fairly certain Tamatoys have used this exact same mould countless times before.

You’re always free to spruce it up a bit though. Go wild.

A perfect match.

Still, whatever. It feels nice enough in your hand and doesn’t seem to have any foul smell to it. Good enough.

– Feeling –

Alright soooo initially I was pretty disappointed here. If – like me – you go in expecting actual shaft-scraping, death-by-punctured-vein style action from those pointy chompers then nah mate – Kimetsu no Yaiba Fangs just doesn’t have enough strength. The teeth are simply too soft.

Unlike say The Mouth of Truth which goes with hard plastic teeth, these are super flexible and stretchy.

THAT SAID… my initial disappointment melted away pretty quick. God damn this is kinda fantastic regardless, weirdly coming across as one of the better deepthroat holes I’ve tried in recent months.

Pushing inside, you’ll brush right past the opening fangs like saloon doors on an inflatable bouncy castle. If anything those back teeth will be the first to rub into your head, delivering a slight speedbump. It’s all fairly minimal at first.

The real star of Nezuko’s disembodied mouth is basically everything beyond that initial gimmick. This is a hugely cramped space with some of the most heavenly mouth-like (??) inner material I’ve felt. So slick and squishy, fuck. The throat kicks off right at the halfway mark and manages to feel like you’re thrusting well beyond any sensible limits of the tunnel.

When your cock is wedged right into the back of the throat it’s unreal. The sensation is so soft and meaty, combined with the blobby-arse tongue which sometimes gets rolled back and further enhances an already tight tunnel.

Plus the sloppy gurgling noises it makes, jesus christ. Can’t say I’ve had any experience face-fucking an actual demon (one of my exes aside), but this’ll probably sound just like one.

But what about those teeth? Are they any good at all? Well yeah – sorta! They provide some welcome variety in stimulation down your shaft with each stroke, occasionally striking a bit rougher than before.

If you grip down on the onahole really hard then you’ll get the intended impact, however the walls are a tad too thin. Doing this can result in the onahole essentially getting stuck and difficult to move. Might as well save some money and just put gummi bears in a condom.

For best results, I’ve found holding the onahole on its side while wanking somehow gets the teeth into full effect. Those fangs feel pretty damn good gently teasing the base of your cock as you keep exploring the forbidden depths of Kimetsu no Yaiba Fangs.

The end result is like a warm, soft embrace of temporarily storing your cock for the winter. This is a very nice deepthroat experience which just so happens to have some teeth you may or may not feel at any given yank.

Oh yeah that promo shot of the fangs being visible during use is total bullshit. 🙁

– Cleaning –

As somewhat terrifyingly demonstrated earlier in the review, Kimetsu no Yaiba Fangs can easily be flipped inside-out without stressing the material. This makes it super easy to clean, especially for a blowjob hole where your cum usually gets trapped at the back of the throat and slowly plots revenge.

So far I haven’t had any warning signs in regards to durability, but admittedly I’ve cobbled this review together after just one week of use. It’s too early to tell if the material is gonna get sticky, although the fact that it’s been all good so far is nice. I’ve previously had Tamatoys stuff shit the bed after a single use. :’)

– Summary –

Tamatoys went ahead and secretly made one of the coolest throat-fucking onaholes in ages. Despite Kimetsu no Yaiba Fangs’ entire gimmick being its… fangs, they’re like the least interesting aspect of the entire product.

If you’re after hardcore teeth action – something you’d fully expect given the entire concept – then sadly this won’t deliver, and you’d be best sticking with The Mouth of Truth. In the end though it’s a surprisingly chill, comfy ride that perfectly services long, lazy wank sessions with the sensation of a super tight and squishy mouth.

I’ve had some absolutely fucking wild edging sessions here to the point where I’m almost certain my brain is getting damaged with each burst of long-awaited cum. 101% worth it.

An absolute trip and one of the best surprises in ages. Who knew Tamatoys could make a good parody onahole?!

… Even if they failed on the main draw of it.

PENIS

 

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Behold, attempting to utter a single comprehensible sentence after cumming and completely failing. Me brain be good.

Kimetsu no Yaiba Fangs

+ Unbelievably soft, squishy throat that’ll make you go fuckin’ feral ramming into the back of it
+ Sounds amazing during use
+ Easy to clean

– The fangs themselves are way too weak. Back teeth add gentle stimulation, but yeah those fangs are pretty rubbish
– Price is currently bloated by some retailers and it’s hard to get a hold of. May be best to wait for the wank-hype to settle


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10 thoughts on “Review: Kimetsu no Yaiba Fangs”

  1. I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it before in the last five minutes but man, Japan is pretty weird you guys. Imagine if on the release of say, Frozen III your local Adam & Eve stockist started selling light blue Elsa artificial vaginas with some cooling menthol lube or whatever. Without any warning or permissions granted whatsoever. Yeah, like that would ever happen in such a Hell Frozen-over reality. It would be the biggest sex news since yet another thigh-touching “is actual rape” case exposé ‘shocker’.

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    • I feel like there’s been a feeewwwww parody toys by western companies in the past, but yeah. This sorta stuff has always been more flexible in Japan. You just gotta look at all the legit book stores selling hentai doujinshi.

      (There’s even been an onahole parody of Frozen in the past!)

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  2. hey! i just wanted to say that i’ve always appreciated how funny your reviews always are. always get a nice chuckle whenever I’m scrolling through. keep doing what you’re doing, man!

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  3. I was hoping you’d review this one! was the first thing I thought when I saw it. when I finished laughing, that is. wasn’t expecting it to be good tho. I was planning on grabbing one when they become obtainable to mere mortals anyway, if only to giggle at the squishy teeth.

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