Review: The Smell of a Girl’s School Swimsuit

Product: The Smell of a Girl’s School Swimsuit (女子校生のマスクの匂い)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Retailers: otonaJP / KimochiiShop / J-List*

– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Wow! Just when I thought Tamatoys had run out of things to bottle (once again), here’s The Smell of a Girl’s School Swimsuit. It’s somehow absurdly specific yet straight to the point.

Now, depending on which retailer you check (there’s a whole three of ’em who were brave enough to even stock the bloody thing), this product goes by a slightly different name each time. I’ve kinda just mixed them together and hoped for the best.

Either way, they all revolve around a school girl’s swimsuit – known as a ‘sukumizu’, or ‘that blue one piece every flat-chested anime character wears to the beach episode’.

More importantly, all three ask the same burning question: how much do you like the smell of chlorine?

Have you ever stepped foot near a pool and just gotten an immediate swell in the ol’ pantaloons? ‘Ah the POOL smells great today’ you think, nostrils expanding at an alarming rate. ‘I must smell MORE of it’. Shoving people aside, you dunk your head underwater and take a nice big snort.

The cough-cumming combination begins.

Because yeah. The Smell of a Girl’s School Swimsuit is basically just a huge fucking hit of chlorine.

The first time I sprayed this stuff I’m pretty sure my brain tried to instinctively leak down into my nostrils a bit just to shut down the scent’s main access. Sucks for it though, because that shit wafted right into my other face holes regardless.

Give it a few seconds and there’s a tiiiiny hint of generic perfume which is very… I dunno how else to describe it at this point, floral I guess? Maybe like flowers mixed with a bag of oranges. Mmm, good eatin’. A lot of Tamatoys smell fetish products have the exact same undertone to them regardless of the subject matter and sure enough, it’s here too.

One day they’ll release the fabled Smell of a Florist Who Loves Consuming a Bag of Oranges and it’ll end up smelling like a hamburger dipped in farts or something.

But for the most part this scent is just straight up chlorine. Very good then. I’m sorta amazed this smells exactly like what you’d expect.

If it wasn’t for the slight perfume mixed in, I’d swear Tamatoys just went and bottled actual pool water.

“That’ll be fifteen dollars thanks, hehueuhe”.

I mean, I don’t get the appeal myself, but there’s surely a market out there for it. If you really want a spray to simulate a girl’s school swimsuit, then hey go for it.

Also maybe if your room already smells of chlorine because your bin’s full of cum-soaked tissues, here you go. If anyone complains you can just tell them you’re using The Smell of a Girl’s School Swimsuit. Close the door before they ask more questions.

The Smell of a Girl’s School Swimsuit

+ It really does smell like what the name suggests
+ The box art is pretty good?

– $15 to absorb chlorine into your face is a bit of a tough sell


Hey, thanks for reading! Feel free to follow me on Twitter for more onahole stuff. Or if you’re feeling extra generous, please consider donating to my PayPal. I’d greatly appreciate it. Your support keeps my penis alive (inside new and interesting onaholes!)

This review product was provided by otonaJP. Thanks again!

7 thoughts on “Review: The Smell of a Girl’s School Swimsuit”

  1. In the final picture we get to see Infernal’s private pool in his mansion that he bought with onahole marketing and sales. Good on you lad for taking the product to such a good location for it.

    Reply
    • Haha, I wish!

      The pool bit was originally going to be more involved, but every time I went down there SOMEONE else was there, in the middle of winter! I even popped down there at like 11am one night, thinking surely nobody else in the apartment block would be in the bloody pool in freezing weather.

      BUT THERE WERE. D:

      Reply
  2. It would have made more sense if it smelled like shampoo + chlorine or soap + chlorine. Who puts on perfume after swimming??

    Reply
  3. So here is something… The chemicals in pools when done properly should have little to no smell. What you’re smelling or relate to the general smell is a chemical reaction between pool chem and piss. Could also maybe be body oils I guess. But mostly piss.

    Reply

Leave a reply