Well technically probably a few hours from when this is posted, but hey. American retailer ToyDemon have skipped right over Halloween and jumped into Black Friday this year, offering various storewide deals without the need for any coupons. There’s a shitload of stuff there, but here’s a few of my picks:
– Kametsu no Yaiba Fangs (20% off)
The elusive case of a Tamatoys anime parody toy actually being damn good. This Demon Slayer inspired blowjob onahole doesn’t get the fangs gimmick quite right, but it feels incredible anyway. Super squishy deepthroat stuff. Here’s my full review from earlier this year.
– La Bocca Della Verita / The Mouth of Truth (25% off)
Sticking with the whole head-on-head action, this blowjob onahole from Magic Eyes still remains one of the best even after all these years. It’s a much rougher option than Kametsu no Yaiba Fangs, featuring some pretty hardcore plastic teeth. Check out my review from sixty years ago when I was using a digital camera on par with the 3DS’ camera quality.
– Onatsuyu lube (30% off)
I swear lube is always the most frustrating thing to import from Japan because it always bumps the shipping up by exactly four billion dollars, so if you’re in the US I’d absolutely recommend picking up a bottle of this while it’s reduced. Onatsuyu is top-tier stuff and has a balanced consistency which works well for most onaholes.
– Student Council President (15% off)
Just saw this on ToyDemon at random and remembered how fucking good this onahole was. Had no idea Toy’s Heart even still made this thing. The deal itself isn’t even that amazing, but MAN Student Council President is a true cock-crushing anal experience. Nothing else has even come close to how much this arse will like… snap your shaft in half. In the good way though (??)
Here’s my review where I tried to put a banana in it because that was the thing to do in 2016.
ToyDemon’s sale ends October 31st at 11:59PM CDT according to their site. I don’t even know what CDT is I’m an Australian cunt, but I assume it stands for Cock Dick Time.
On that note (of it being cock and dick time), two big Halloween sales from Japanese retailers are currently running and also end October 31st.
otonaJP is offering 20% off everything in stock (no coupon needed), so it’d be an extra good time to grab their exclusive Sexual Squeeze onahole. They’re also throwing in a few little candy treats with each order.
And KanojoToys are doing 15% off storewide with the code ‘Candy’. They’ve managed to just recently list a few ultra new products like Sadistic Female Boss and the morbidly titled 10 Things To Do Before I Die onaholes from Toy’s Heart which both look bloody amazing. I’ll try to grab one of ’em soon for review.
Ideally I would have posted about these sales days ago. It is a crisis!
Please note this very thin excuse for a news article contains affiliate links for both ToyDemon and KanojoToys. I usually put a little a little asterisk next to affiliate links, but this whole thing is loaded with them, so here’s an Asterix with his classic catchphrase instead:
So I’ve been looking to make my first purchase, but I was wondering… being from Australia, have you ever had any problems with the character images on the box-art (Australian laws regarding underage characters)? I’m interested in buying from international vendors since they offer such a wider selection but I’ve noticed that some local vendors will remove the packaging to avoid any potential issues whereas international vendors that ship to Aus will not. Kinda has me worried lol
I’d seen on Reddit and various Discord groups for onaholes and shopping… The consensus is that the customs Down Under are crazy and will confiscate anything that looks like semi Loli. So safe bet is to remove the outer packaging (it hurts while I type this). I’m lucky I’m in Europe and not as crazy so far.
Personally I’ve been pretty lucky with Australian customs over the years (I’ve had two packages opened for inspection and both times they cleared, and one package got sent back to the retailer… but to this day I’m not sure if that was customs or just a mixup in the shipping address). I’ve heard some horror stories though, including one poor bastard who seemingly got a call from the police. If the anime character on the box looks too young or simply too extreme you could be in for bad time. Don’t risk it, please. As LaPucinaLand mentioned you’re better off just playing it safe.
A few Japanese sites that ship to Australia will remove the packaging upon request. otonaJP especially makes it very easy, you can choose the option during the checkout process and they’ll even give you a discount. 🙂
I really do wish places like ToyDemon would offer the same thing. Maybe one day…