Review: Tennis Girl

Product: Tennis Girl
Manufacturer: XTC Japan
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 455g
Retailers: MotsuToys* / Onahole.com*

– This product was provided by MotsuToys for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Finally, a new anime-girl-who-plays-tennis themed onahole! These don’t come around too often (bit of a niche genre yeah), and you know what absolutely nobody ever says – “why hit balls with a racket when you could hit your balls… deep inside an onahole whilst uh, making a racket… of the noise kind?”

It’s the marketing line which could sink a company overnight.

But yep, good. Personally I associate tennis with ridiculous over-the-top grunting, sweaty anime girls and this eternally futuristic 1982 advert for Tennis on the Atari 2600.

Bro look at that CGI court flip around with the “VRREEEEW” sound effect, absolute magic.

These are all very erotic and quite possibly capture everything you’d need to know about the sport. I reckon if someone were to perfectly cram them all together it’d probably either result in a simultaneous worldwide orgasm or just the instant end of humanity (especially if Activision is still involved).

But for now we have Tennis Girl from XTC Japan, so that’s nice.

– Unboxing / Presentation –

XTC Japan have already nailed the ‘sweaty anime girl’ part which is very crucial; we’re off to a good start. I actually really like this character! It’d be cool if there was like an ongoing onahole series where she plays different sports.

Lawn Bowls Girl coming to a retirement home near you.

There’s also some uncensored artwork on the back, which is extreeeemely uncommon. I’m assuming this is because the onahole is basically exclusive to MotsuToys and not actually sold in Japanese retailers (despite the box being entirely in Japanese, ssshh).

Just like Yandere though, there’s no sample pack of lube included. Must be a thing with this company. Not a huge issue by any stretch of the imagination, but if this is where you’re starting from you’ll absolutely need to have some ready in advance.

Or maybe just use the oily blotches left inside the box! I’d like to imagine it’s sweat to fit in with the theme, but wow.

Thankfully the actual onahole is fine however, somehow protected within a thin layer of greasy wrapping paper.

I love what XTC Japan have done here, teasing the tits with a half-lifted sports bra. It’s some nice extra attention to detail they really didn’t have to bother with and totally sets it apart from other designs.

Should you one day find yourself dumped into a gigantic radioactive pool full of little torso onaholes for a futuristic game show about finding ‘the tennis girl one’ to ‘win a VCR’… well then! You’ll likely be confused and horrified at how such a situation occurred, but that VCR is in the bag for sure.

… Also when the game show host asks you to “come on down” it has an entirely different meaning.

But yeah, super cool visual desi-

WHAT IS THAT? COULD IT BE?!

My flatmate’s absolute hairball of a dog decided to make a guest appearance by sleeping on my dirty clothes and almost tripping me over.

She didn’t want to say anything into the makeshift mic.

BACK TO TENNIS GIRL THOUGH, and yeah. Just a fantastic design all round. Love how the sports bra emphasises the uh, the back… line… spine? Thing? Me know body words good.

The entrance is similarly well detailed, giving you a glimpse the vagina’s trademark chunky textured blob buried within some nice soft lips.

I found it tends to feel a tad lighter than it really is (about 450g), but it’s nicely balanced and doesn’t flop around. Resting your thumb under the tits during use seems to work out nicely for everyone involved (in this solo situation – advice may not hold true in literally any other interaction).

Oh yeah, just like XTC’s Yandere there’s a bit of a smell to the material initially, but unlike Yandere it faded away pretty quick. After the first wash I didn’t notice it anymore.

– Feeling –

While the entry point itself looks pretty snug, getting inside Tennis Girl is a surprisingly gentle affair. You’ll basically get sucked right up there, as the material is extremely accommodating.

From here you’ll get hit with a one-two punch of sensation as your head quickly gets mashed further into the tunnel by a large nub textured with little suction cup-like grooves. Meanwhile the outer lips casually flop back over your shaft.

It’s a curious combination, like relaxing on a hot summer day with an ice cream while a small angry bird swoops at your ear.

After you’re fully into the tunnel you’ll find your shaft passing through a narrow series of ridges, where it slightly curves around the halfway mark to create a noticeable choke point.

You’ll hit this with each thrust like a speed bump, and may even notice your cock trying to bulge out the side instead of sticking with the intended path depending on how fast you’re wanking. No biggie, the walls are well padded.

That said, I’ve found getting too fast or aggressive with this one tends to strip most of the stimulation away – kinda just turns into mush.

But unless you’re trying to shatter the Guinness world record for FASTEST COOL CUM TIME, Tennis Girl will deliver a steady amount of feedback and some decent suction.

Not to really break it down with such a caveman-style sentence or anything. It’s just that there really isn’t too much going on with Tennis Girl and that’s… perfectly fine.

I’d recommend turning the onahole around on your cock every now and then and let the choke point apply different pressure points, but other than that you’re getting at a (very) nice looking onahole that’ll work best for lazier wank sessions.

– Cleaning –

Tennis Girl’s flexible opening makes this super easy to flush the tunnel out, and after a few weeks of use I’ve yet to experience any real issues here. The material can take a lot of abuse. You could probably use it as an actual tennis ball if you wanted I dunno.

– Summary –

XTC Japan have gone above and beyond with the visual design here, while the tunnel itself offers a steady amount of stimulation that’ll squeeze down across your head with each thrust. It’s a tad too narrow if you want to get really aggressive and you may find your dick sorta digging into the sides as a result – but if you just wanna chill then you’ll get a lot of fun out of this one.

Tennis Girl

+ It looks fantastic, lots of detail
+ Good mid-level stimulation. Nothing extreme, but enough to keep things exciting
+ More fun to watch than tennis

– The tunnel doesn’t seem well suited for faster motions
– Price is a little bit high

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