… And it’s all thanks to you!
So each year the all-encompassing sexy sex blog hyper championship edition turbo site Kinkly run their ‘Sex Blogging Superheroes’ competition. It’s a celebration of the best blogs out there – covering a whole range of categories – from their massive directory.
Now, not to tug my own dick in the least erotic way possible here, but since like 2015 I’ve managed to scrape into their top 100 award. I’ve always been blown away to even make that list considering my work is about as professional as a clown carrying a pie. This year though? Hoooooly shit.
I not only made it into their top 100 again, but won the Reader’s Choice Award.
Absolutely wild. But yeah! The prize was the chance to donate $250 USD towards a charity of my choice. After a looooooot of chin scratching, I decided to go with the Australian Koala Foundation.
Mostly because koalas are pretty fucked here with bushland continuing to get cleared, but also because my mum absolutely loves koalas and I thought it’d be fun to tell her ‘that website’ I run actually contributed something.
If you’re reading this mum, please do not check any other links or look at the related articles just below this or… stuff it, I’ll just tell her.
Seriously though, huge thanks for the votes guys. And to Kinkly for running this whole thing! I never thought I’d get to type a headline like this in my life.
Congrats man, well deserved.
Its the fact that you are as professional as a clown with a pie that you got the award. Your blog is just plain ol fun. Even when I am not in the market for anything new I still check back here from time to time to read and have a laugh. Both your writing is humorous and the things you review are always a crazy concept. The combination is just fun and enjoyable.
I considered starting a similair blog myself a few times. But my collection consists of 6 holes and I have no idea where to even start. So I kept myself to reviews on motsutoys in the hopes someone reeds em there and gets a laugh out of it. Won’t land me a sponsorship or a price for the koalas, but I do hope to make someone smile someday.
In case you wonder, my latest review on motsutoys was on the goku hida virgin octopus. Its the only review on their site atm and only on the dutch version of the site, so yeah. Perhaps I should leave the review on the english site aswel. I did post it both in dutch and english on the dutch version of their site. Anyways, I did buy it because of your blog, so hopefully the kickback money helped sustain the blog!
Anyways, keep on trucking man. The blog is a blast and next year you can win an even bigger price for the koalas! Together the onaholes fanatics will save the Australian Wildlife!
Linky- https://www.motsutoys.nl/goku-hida-virgin-octopus.html
Not bad! Another potential winner in the making perhaps? Hey Lance! How do you start out doing this anyway (And getting sent free shit!)?
Thanks for linking it!
I highly encourage anyone to get into this. There’s still a surprising lack of blogs for onahole stuff (and video content on big sites like YouTube is basically impossible), so the more the better!
Initially I started with a free WordPress.com blog for my first review; great way to get a feel for things but it’s pretty limited as you’re not allowed to run external adverts or anything on a free blog. I ended up buying my own domain shortly after (via Namecheap, super easy) and went with HostGator as a web host.
HostGator make it VERY easy to set up a full WordPress account; they will literally do all the work of installing the software for you with the click of a button. You can basically have everything ready to go within minutes. Excellent for people like me who (still) have absolutely no idea about HTML or any of that stuff.
From there… just keep on bloggin’! Get some initial content out and I’d recommend getting in contact with MotsuToys. They’re amazing when it comes to supporting anyone who reviews onaholes and very happy to send review products. Then who knows! The industry is a bit uncertain at times as lots of companies pop up and vanish, but there’s always someone out there needing reviews!
Cheers mate! You’ve always been there and I really appreciate it <3
I read your review (thanks for linking it, temptemp!) and it's good stuff! I'd definitely recommend putting it on the English version of MotsuToys too. If you're still keen on starting up your own blog then that'd be rad. You never know where it might take you! MotsuToys themselves are really supportive of reviewers no matter the size (see WavyTurtle’s cool little blog for example).
xD You didn’t even mention that you were nominated so we could vote! Now that must mean you’re popular! Congrats anyway, mang.
They might claw your face off at the slightest provocation but no animal should have to suffer due to human interference (and bawwwwww, der liddle fwaces!) Save the koalas! By wanking!
Haha, I was tempted to do a ‘pls vote’ post on here but felt a bit silly doing so.
Glad to see you won and got some well deserved recognition, been enjoying your reviews for many years. Milking hole is still trucking along, and thanks again for sending these out to people with your great contests.
Thanks mate! Great to hear you’re still enjoying the Milking Hole! 🙂
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You deserved the win, my guy. I literally recommend your blog to even friends without the requisite equipment to make use of an onahole because your writing is always such a fun time. Congratulations, and I hope 2022 is a good one for you!
Thank you so much! That was always my goal to write about such a niche thing in a way that anyone could enjoy reading them, so that’s really amazing to hear. <3