Review: Women’s Armpits Smell

Product: Women’s Armpits Smell (お姉さんの脇の匂い)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Retailers: otonaJP* / KimochiiShop / Kanojo Toys* / J-List*

– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes
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Much to the delight of probably at least a handful of us out there, it seems armpit and related ‘wow this anime girl is a bit sweaty huh’ smell fetish products have been on the rise again. I’ve skipped over a lot of them recently from pure disappointment-fear of getting yet another bottle of generic grandma perfume, but this one was basically impossible to resist.

For one, its name alone is a bold statement more than anything else.

Women’s Armpits Smell.

I can imagine someone from Tamatoys’ smell fetish division just bluntly saying that out loud in a random location before slamming the door shut. The judge shuffles his papers, “well I’m convinced, case closed” and leaves the courtroom despite the mysterious man’s outburst having nothing to do with anything.

The fact that they got Urasuji Samurai to do the box art also helped a lot, what with that look of utter disdain. She’s like “yeah, women’s armpits do smell, what are ya gonna do, smell ’em?” Y-yes.

On that note, this is also the first time Tamatoys have actually changed their packaging design in about… four years? It’s an event for sure. Gone are the days of those glorious early 90s style longbox things; now we’ve got something that looks like it should contain a McDonald’s apple pie.

Indeed.

MINI REVIEW: It’s been ages since I’ve had one of Macca’s apple pie bricks; it was like trying to eat a fossilised cum sock that’d been deep fried in a garbage bin. Exactly how I remember ’em (?!)

As for the scent itself, well… it’s actually pretty damn good! There’s a typical sharp burst of death upon the initial spray, but this quickly settles down into a muted musk of damp, sweat-soaked clothing. Bit nutty, too. Smell fetish or wine review? Who fuckin’ knows.

Either way, it works. When you’re in that peak horny state of frantically scrolling through anime armpits, this absolutely enhanced my cum-brain to reach full gibbon-level potential. Probably woke up at least the surrounding cluster of apartments one morning there.

I could almost pretend the warmth radiating from my laptop having a fucking fit trying to cope with so many image files was that of a sweaty anime girl’s rank armpit.

But yeah, if you’re new to this stuff, just spray one or two bursts on your free hand while wanking and that’ll do the trick. Women’s Armpits Smell tends to fade pretty quick compared to most of the other shit Tamatoys put out, but I’d say it lingers for around ten minutes or so?

NOT BAD.

Definitely something I’ll likely invest in grabbing a second bottle in case it suddenly gets discontinued. Such is the fate of Tamatoys’ good stuff.

Kinda feels like I’ve been on at least four lifetime’s worth of questing madness for Tamatoys to simply re-release their original bottle of armpit stank (2014’s Real Scent of Girl: Student Armpit), but I have to assume they’ve long since lost the Colonel’s recipe for that combination of deadly herbs and spices.

The classic.

But yeah for now, Women’s Armpits Smell is about the closest they’ve come to capturing that initial greatness. It absolutely did the trick for me, although it’s always difficult to give an overall verdict for this stuff given how everyone’s nostrils tend to process EROTIC a lot differently when to comes to the whole horny thing. Hopefully you’ll also enjoy it though!

Women’s Armpits Smell

+ Has a lingering scent of damp, musky sweat. Not entirely there, but if you’ve got a thing for pits and you’re in the mood I reckon this’ll do the job to punch a hole in your ceiling
+ Neat box art

– Bit of an expensive gamble no matter what


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6 thoughts on “Review: Women’s Armpits Smell”

  1. Maybe Tamatoy’s original combination was full of asbestos, uranium and lead. Either that or they just shredded the documentation like the code for the original silent hill games.

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