Review: JK Chan – Joshi Kosei School Girl Scent

Product: JK Chan – Joshi Kosei School Girl Scent (JKちゃんの愛液の匂い)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Retailers: otonaJP* / KimochiiShop / KanojoToys* / J-List*

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A young man approaches the stage, strutting with a misplaced level of confidence. “Finally, my big stand-up debut” he mutters to himself, pushing over several people who weren’t even remotely in his way.

He grabs the microphone after a brief struggle with the previous speaker. “Thank you, thank you! Glad to be here at…” his voice trails off, squinting at his surroundings; desperate for a clue as to which building he’d randomly stumbled into. A disgruntled and mortified crowd stares back, all dressed in fancy black clothes.

“… wow what is this, a funeral?”

Lingering on an eternity with no feedback, he pulls out a handful of notes to prompt his comedy routine. They’re all covered in melted chocolate and popcorn fragments. “Nah nah, jk bro, lmao. Anywa-“.

The onlookers erupt and immediately rush the stage. An elderly woman wildly swings a chair at him with tears in her eyes – “Get out of here you monster” she yells, making contact with a weak thud.

“HEEEEEEY, I SAID JK! JUST KIDDING!” he yells, knocking a large wooden container to the ground. Everyone screams.

Minutes later he’s escorted from the wake in handcuffs. “Lmao, rofl” he explains to the officers, who proceed to drop him off at the nearest mental hospital without slowing down.

Here’s JK Chan – Joshi Kosei School Girl Scent from Tamatoys! While JK could very likely be an abbreviation for any number of things – from ‘just kidding’ to ‘jumbo kitten’ – in this case it’s ‘joshi kōsei’, which essentially means high school girl.

So the product is called High School Girl Chan – High School Girl School Girl Scent then. Cool, 10/10. Yet it’s somehow genuinely one of my favourite (non-armpit) smell fetish products Tamatoys has ever mixed together in their sexual cauldron? Man. Shit.

I typically go into these little bottles of nose hair strippers expecting absolutely nothing when they don’t target anything in particular. ‘The smell of a high school girl’ tells me absolutely nothing. You gotta like, specify a body part or an item of clothing at the very least! Perhaps even a location.

Imagine if it was say, ‘The smell of a high school girl’s right hand at a hamburger joint during a thunderstorm’. Wow fucka-ma-dooly, you’ve potentially insta-sold at least three customers with that exact fetish.

But yeah nah, JK Chan – Joshi Kosei School Girl Scent is just a curiously solid mix that’s vastly enhanced my onahole wanks when least expected. I’m kinda not sure how to explain this one other than… calming? SEXY calming. The scent is maybe mixed between maybe sweaty leggings, various bodily juices and hotel soap?

You know, that one mysterious brand they all use which overpowers the bathroom in an effort to distract from the pulsating mould growing out of the ceiling. It absolutely works.

The first time I tried this scent was revisiting Tennis Girl (purely because it rolled towards the front when I opened my onahole drawer whilst giga-levels of horny) and I swear it extended my session by about half an hour purely because I’d achieved inner peace everywhere except my penis. The instant I finally shot a violently delayed load though? Whew, outer peace. Sleepy time.

And yep, that’s basically JK Chan – Joshi Kosei School Girl Scent. It’s a strange hybrid that genuinely captures something vaguely erotic and maybe that one weird spiritual store at the shopping centre that sells $12 zodiac rocks they found in a gutter.

Great box art by @U_S_O too! I’m sure we’ve all been in a similar situation of needing to leak various bodily juices on public transport, I don’t know.

As a smell fetish product, I’d say this one is almost a catch-all. It can trick/damage your brain just enough to fit any number of ‘I’m gonna have a big wank’ situations. I’d especially recommend this if you’re new to the nightmare world of stink bottles and don’t quite know where to start. It’d probably be great

Cheaper than renting a hotel room just to smell their soap at least.

JK Chan – Joshi Kosei School Girl Scent

+ Successfully captures a mix of sexy and relaxing. Really got me going, but also completely chilled out. A bizarre situation for ye olde erection
+ One spray of the bottle lasts a really REALLY long time

– A REALLY LONG TIME. Maybe explain that it’s a new cool deodorant if anyone asks why your room smells like well-worn panties and a bag of astrology-related merchandise

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